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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 24, 2021 3:35:10 GMT
I've been kidnapped by Kmart!  Ruthless People (one of the funniest movies ever made, might I add) |
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Post by kolchak92 on Jan 24, 2021 3:41:40 GMT
 They pulled the plug on him... he wheezed and shook for about an hour... and then... he stabilized. The son-of-a-bitch just got older and sicker. And older, and sicker, and older and sicker...! |
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Post by kolchak92 on Jan 24, 2021 3:42:05 GMT
I fucking love Ruthless People. It was almost like a British-style farce made in the United States.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 24, 2021 3:46:00 GMT
I'm a real aficionado of death camp cuisine!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 24, 2021 3:52:41 GMT
So what if it's as big as a Subaru and costs as much? You'll never have to trade this in! This is gonna be with you for the rest of your life! And when you die, they can BURY you in it!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 24, 2021 3:56:39 GMT
I like to hear a woman make a lot of sound. Well, I'll scream my head off if you want to, honey. It's your money. Yeah, my wife just lays there like a gunny sack!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 24, 2021 4:02:46 GMT
Good afternoon. I was wondering if you've seen this man. He was sighted in the area a few weeks ago, and again earlier today. He's psychotic, extremely dangerous, and extremely violent. He's killed half a dozen people...  |
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Post by maya55555 on Jan 24, 2021 6:02:36 GMT
I mean, what the hell's the point of being a decent person when no one is? Let's be assholes and get rich!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 24, 2021 15:05:54 GMT
This town's got some neighborhood watch.  |
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Post by Jonesy1 on Jan 24, 2021 15:09:40 GMT
Muffy, meet Adolph. Adolph, EAT MUFFY!  |
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Post by kolchak92 on Jan 24, 2021 16:04:10 GMT
 Mmm. The San Quentin Country Club. With a cute little rear end like that, you'll be the belle of the ball. Your dance card'll be filled every day. You'll be so popular, making all kinds of new, close friends. Big, ugly, hairy friends! Not that you'll ever see what they look like, 'cause you'll be facing the other way. |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 24, 2021 16:07:55 GMT
Give the bag to Bozo, drop the gun and put your hands in the air.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 24, 2021 16:27:39 GMT
Lt. Bender: [over the bullhorn] IT'S THE POLICE DEPARTMENT. Earl Mott: Really? Lt. Bender: NO! WE'RE THE NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION! 
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 24, 2021 16:43:37 GMT
You inhuman slime!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 24, 2021 19:36:01 GMT
Hello? Debbie? Yeah, Debbie's here, who's this? Well, Ralph, uh, Debbie can't talk right now, my dick's in her mouth. How about if I have her call you back later when I'm done? [hangs up]  I love wrong numbers  |
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Post by kolchak92 on Jan 27, 2021 2:18:48 GMT
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