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Post by Notthedroids on Feb 6, 2021 12:02:50 GMT
[reading from a set of cue cards] I hate the homeless...
[next cue card] ... ness problem that plagues our city.
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Post by Notthedroids on Feb 6, 2021 12:05:39 GMT
I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka!
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Post by Notthedroids on Feb 6, 2021 12:08:43 GMT
I'm Moist. At my most badass, I make people want to take a shower.
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Post by Notthedroids on Feb 6, 2021 12:24:12 GMT
I have a Ph.D. in horribleness!
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Post by Notthedroids on Feb 6, 2021 12:30:06 GMT
This is so nice Just might sleep with the same girl twice They say it's better the second time They say you get to do the weird stuff!
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Post by Notthedroids on Feb 6, 2021 12:47:24 GMT
And Penny will see the evil meNot a joke, not a dork, not a failure And she may cry, but her tears will dry
When I hand her the keys to a shiny new Australia!
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Post by alpha128 on Feb 6, 2021 19:03:49 GMT
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Post by Notthedroids on Feb 6, 2021 19:15:22 GMT
The best 45 minutes you could waste....
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Post by alpha128 on Feb 7, 2021 13:01:00 GMT
The hammer is my penis.
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