Star Trek Generations (1994)

Better than people give it credit.

It was supposed to be this epic clash of the OG Trek and NG Trek.

And people got their hopes up and were disappointed.

Now, in retrospect, it’s a solid film .

Star Trek: Generations (1994), directed by David Carson.

I get it: bring out the old guard one last time to ease the new TV crew into theatrical films.

And I think they have been clever in handling the old dogs: in the story they are in retirement and find it funny to be brought back into action, just as the audience might. It is a shared joke, disarming criticism.

And killing Kirk? Twice? Fine: he has to go out heroically. How could it be otherwise?

And yet, why does the story seem so small, so second rate? Malcolm McDowell is adequate as the villain, those raging demons behind his eyes. All characters present get a little time and do nothing really off base...

Do we believe Picard's heaven is a Dickensian Christmas? Ok, maybe it is about the family he never had. And Kirk's is frying eggs in a kind of sketchy mountain cabin? No way, I don't believe it.

This is a weak setup to the disastrous climax. Killing Kirk turns out to be pointless running, punching, falling, making quips on a cheap location set.

His dying words... better be special... "It was fun". Oh, brother.

What would have satisfied people? Probably nothing less than Kirk, last survivor of the Enterprise, riding his starship into a cataclysmic collision with his enemy. Much like his dad in the Star Trek (2009) reboot, in fact.

On the plus side, John A. Alonzo (Harold and Maude (1971), Vanishing Point (1971), Chinatown (1974)) is the cinematographer and does his own lighting, a big step up in quality. I've never seen those sorts of shadows in the spaceships before.

Checking off a bunch of Trek features:

• Romulans and Klingons. Bye Lursa and B'Etor.
• Holodeck. Why do they need a separate Stellar Cartography room?
• Data gone wacky.
• Time travel to save the day.
• Crashing the Enterprise yet again. Twice.

I won't gripe about plot holes and incoherence, but have to mention one bit of SF stupidity that kills me. Soran collapses a star (twice, we do everything twice this time) to alter the course of the Nexus. Which wouldn't work: the star's gravity is still there, collapsed or not. You could turn it into a black hole and it wouldn't have made a difference. A thirteen year old could have explained this to them.

Available on Blu-ray with two commentary tracks:

• An inconsequential chat between the director and an unconnected producer.
• A livelier, more honest and self-critical conversation between the writers, Ronald D. Moore and Brannon Braga.

The writers admit the weak parts of their story. They have no idea of what the Nexus is or how it works, so don't expect it to make sense. They describe Picard's scene with his dream children as "sickenly sweet".

They also apologize for the ad hoc physics and engineering overload that came on strong in the Next Generation era. When writing they would just have something like:



They would then hand this to their "science" advisor who would come back with possible "tech" word substitutions.

They were writing this and "All Good Things...", the feature-length finale to Star Trek: The Next Generation, at the same time. You can see the similarities.

And Brent Spiner hates cats.

Why oh why did Geordi let the teddy bear die?

Star Trek and Star Wars are like two peas in a pod. More childish crap I never liked.

*yawn*

Cobra Kai and dude where's my car aren't sophisticated either and are childish crap too moron.

I never said Cobra Kai and Dude, Where's My Car? were sophisticated.

It still doesn't make Star Trek any less childish crap, you moron.

My opinion still stands.

No it wouldn't be Jackie moron. And let's not forget a little girl that can communicate with giant gorillas oh so grown up.

Killing Kirk was terrible.
And how they did it.

They should have put Shatner into the Star Trek 9 movie so he and Nimoy had one final appearance together.
I would have seen it if they had.

This is way more satisfying for a Kirk final appearance: