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Post by goz on Mar 1, 2021 22:46:38 GMT
I'd been standing in line waiting for a chance to talk to Saint Peter. I passed a sign that said, "Wait time from this point is 138 days". My legs ere getting tired when this elderly gentleman with a beard and carrying a medical bag walks right up to the front of the line. Saint Peter nods and the old man enters without waiting in line. I was fuming. I mumbled to myself, "I wonder how the f*** he doesn't have to wait like us" The lady in front of me says, "Oh, that's just God playing doctor."
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One monk to another, "Sects, sects sects. Is that all you ever think about?"
I have a different version of your first joke, which a friend of mine told at a medical conference . 'All the newly dead were lined up at the 'Pearly Gates' waiting their turn to enter. To pass the tme they all eagerly peered through the gates to see what Heaven was like. St Peter was processing his checklist when suddenly, a crazy looking man wearing a white coat, mumbling to himself and wearing a stethoscope around his neck came into view. "Who's that?" they asked St Peter. " Oh" replied St Peter..." that's just God...he thinks he's a doctori!"
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Post by goz on Mar 2, 2021 4:35:10 GMT
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