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Post by kolchak92 on Feb 21, 2021 16:29:42 GMT
 My mom had to get a restraining order against my stepdad. He has emotional problems.
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Post by Catman on Feb 21, 2021 16:48:23 GMT
McCoy: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?  White Rabbit: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?  |
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Post by Catman on Feb 21, 2021 16:51:57 GMT
Beer and pussy. That's all I need.  |
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Post by Catman on Feb 21, 2021 16:55:37 GMT
How's it feel to have a wacko for a son?  |
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Post by kolchak92 on Feb 21, 2021 18:02:03 GMT
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Post by alpha128 on Feb 21, 2021 18:23:08 GMT
Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions.  P.S. This is a quote thread for Donnie Darko (2001). |
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Post by alpha128 on Feb 21, 2021 18:28:12 GMT
This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that "cellar door" is the most beautiful.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Feb 21, 2021 18:48:18 GMT
They're all part of this great big conspiracy of bullshit. And they're scared of people like you, because those bullshitters know that you're smarter than all of them.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Feb 23, 2021 2:36:29 GMT
Our son just called me a bitch.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Feb 23, 2021 2:42:48 GMT
And right now there's some fat guy over there staring at us.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Feb 23, 2021 2:47:51 GMT
When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.  |
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