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Post by msdemos on Feb 24, 2021 20:00:08 GMT
SAVE FERRIS
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Post by Sandman on Feb 24, 2021 20:08:18 GMT
SAVE FERRIS If you would have wore your push up bra nobody would be watching the game. All eyes would be on you.
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Post by Catman on Feb 24, 2021 21:18:20 GMT
Dave wistfully wonders if by some chance he might charm the young lady into leaving with him when the dude in the shades makes a trip to the men's room.
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Post by Johnny-Come-Lately on Feb 24, 2021 21:23:48 GMT
"Is my hand shaking; not even drunk, bro".
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Post by Catman on Feb 24, 2021 21:37:02 GMT
Lisa is less than impressed by Johnny's imitation of Donald Duck.
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Post by msdemos on Feb 24, 2021 21:38:48 GMT
SAVE FERRIS Man In Beige T-shirt (to himself): So let me get this straight......Astros PLAYERS are rewarded with Championships for cheating, their FANS get dates with unbelievable women like this putz here behind me, and the best that we, as Orioles fans, can ever hope for is that the kid down at The Crab Shack doesn't COMPLETELY screw up our order when we go for take-out on Friday nights...... SAVE FERRIS
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Post by Catman on Feb 24, 2021 21:47:06 GMT
The dude's description of the upcoming night of sexual exploits with the disinterested young woman reminds Sam that he left the faucet running in his bathroom with the drain closed.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2021 22:33:53 GMT
"The nacho cheese mountain melt was up to HERE!"
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Post by politicidal on Feb 24, 2021 22:55:08 GMT
"Loading please wait".
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Post by Ass_E9 on Feb 25, 2021 3:07:11 GMT
"I met Jose Altuve. He's only like this tall."
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2021 4:01:29 GMT
Man that Zack Greinke is hot. Why couldn't I have met him instead of this guy?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2021 4:02:28 GMT
"Then you bang on the trash can like this"
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Post by NJtoTX on Feb 25, 2021 15:28:38 GMT
"No, I'll tell you what mansplaining is."
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Post by cooly44 on Feb 26, 2021 16:48:02 GMT
The only thing keeping her there is the grip he has on her neck.
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Post by Stammerhead on Feb 26, 2021 20:46:05 GMT
“If he thinks I’m dead he might go away”
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Post by quagsjonny on Feb 26, 2021 22:23:45 GMT
'Why are you staring at security?'
'Relax, your friend can have her seat back...maybe'
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