My dog sat on the remote and something wonky happened. I unplugged the cable box to reboot it and unplugged the TV as well, and the TV stayed on something called The Movie Hub. (I've never heard of it, but it was running on the screen without any source of electricity).
I was pushing buttons all over the place after plugging the TV back in, rebooting and doing a system refresh. I still don't know how he managed to hit the perfect combo of buttons with his butt (or his nose), but it's taken me all afternoon just to get OUT of The Movie Hub (which was showing some movie while bleeping out swear words and having one or two peculiar commercials before going back to a movie that I'm guessing was probably featured on MST3K at some point, it was so bizarre.
I eventually got the guide up, but now I can't recognize the channels, except the excessively large block of sports channels which I don't want.