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Post by millar70 on Jun 18, 2021 22:55:35 GMT
In honor of our beloved friend nuts, who is having some health issues, let's do a silly thread with nothing but obscure, or famous if you wish, Seinfeld quotes.
I'll get the ball rolling.....
You tell that son of a bitch, no Yankee is coming to Houston, not as long as you bastards are running the show.
Giddy up!
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Post by screamingtreefrogs on Jun 18, 2021 22:58:55 GMT
She's got....
Man Hands.......
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Post by poelzig on Jun 18, 2021 23:04:16 GMT
These pretzels are making me THIRSTY!!
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Post by Midi-Chlorian_Count on Jun 18, 2021 23:13:01 GMT
I don't want to be a pirate!
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Post by Rufus-T on Jun 18, 2021 23:21:57 GMT
...be careful, there's a lot of nuts out there.
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Post by Carl LaFong on Jun 19, 2021 0:24:53 GMT
I find tinsel distracting.
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Post by millar70 on Jun 19, 2021 0:28:00 GMT
You know, if you shove everything I've done into one day......it's not bad.
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Post by millar70 on Jun 19, 2021 0:31:37 GMT
Serenity now, insanity later......
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 19, 2021 0:33:22 GMT
Let me understand. You got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So who's having sex with the hen?
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Post by onethreetwo on Jun 19, 2021 1:02:11 GMT
Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!
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Post by Rufus-T on Jun 19, 2021 1:04:54 GMT
Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony!
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 19, 2021 1:07:31 GMT
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Post by onethreetwo on Jun 19, 2021 1:20:01 GMT
🎶 Believe it or not, George isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home. 🎶
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 19, 2021 1:22:11 GMT
You stole my Jesus fish!
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Post by tristramshandy on Jun 19, 2021 1:58:39 GMT
"When you control the mail, you control information."
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Post by millar70 on Jun 19, 2021 2:11:58 GMT
Jerry.....remember.....it's not a lie if YOU believe it.
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Post by tristramshandy on Jun 19, 2021 2:16:20 GMT
I'm not letting you cheat Newman. You're not getting anywhere near that board.
Jerry, I'm a little insulted.
You're not a little anything, Newman.
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Post by nutsberryfarm 🏜 on Jun 19, 2021 2:17:07 GMT
Vile weed!
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 19, 2021 2:32:33 GMT
Your father's absolutely right. We're sitting there, like idiots, drinking coffee without a piece of cake!
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Post by SIRIUS on Jun 19, 2021 2:42:03 GMT
" I'm a great quitter. It's one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter... I was raised to give up."
...George Costanza
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