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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Sept 20, 2021 11:39:36 GMT
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Post by masterofallgoons on Sept 20, 2021 12:17:15 GMT
Siege mentality, Jerry. They really want me out of here. They've downgraded me to some sort of a bunker. I'm like Hitler's last days here.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Sept 21, 2021 20:45:47 GMT
I feel like my old self again. Totally inadequate, completely insecure, paranoid, neurotic. It’s a pleasure.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Sept 22, 2021 19:06:12 GMT
Pair of bear claws, please.
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Post by Midi-Chlorian_Count on Sept 22, 2021 19:37:30 GMT
Not sure if anyone's done this one yet but, er:- "The panties your mother laid out for you?"
🤔😲
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Post by masterofallgoons on Sept 22, 2021 19:47:08 GMT
Alright! But hear me and hear me well: The day will come! Oh yes, mark my words Seinfeld, your day of reckoning is coming when an evil wind will blow through your little play world and wipe that smug smile off your face! And I'll be there in all my glory, watching! Watching as it all comes tumbling down!
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Sept 23, 2021 16:16:49 GMT
Kramer: Jerry, come on let's go, pick up the check so we can go.
Jerry: Oh, so I'm paying for breakfast?
Kramer: Yeah.
Elaine: Yeah.
George: Yeah.
Jerry: Why do I always pay? What am I, made of money? You bunch of deadbeats!
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Post by Rufus-T on Sept 25, 2021 18:34:04 GMT
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Sept 27, 2021 14:18:57 GMT
George: How so? I'll tell you how so. She's bald!
Elaine: What do you mean bald?
George: What do you think I mean bald? Bald. Bald bald.
Jerry: She's bald?
George: She's bald.
Elaine: Oh come on.
George: Oh come on? No come on. She took off her hat and there she was (waving his hand over his head) hello! It was like I was looking at myself in the mirror.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Sept 29, 2021 17:24:00 GMT
Kramer: You’re wasting your life.
George: I am not. What you call wasting, I call living. I’m living my life.
Kramer: OK, like what? No, tell me. Do you have a job?
George: No.
Kramer: You got money?
George: No.
Kramer: Do you have any action at all?
George: No.
Kramer: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?
George: I like to get the Daily News
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Oct 2, 2021 0:03:27 GMT
Helping him move? Next you know you’re gonna be driving him to the airport!
I’m not driving him to the airport!
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Post by Rufus-T on Oct 3, 2021 17:17:04 GMT
Did you see the way she pointed at the check? She gave me the finger.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Oct 4, 2021 16:09:23 GMT
Jerry: What, are you ordering food now?
Cop: Yeah! Yeah, I decided to get a sandwich.
Jerry: What happened to the muffin?
Cop: I got a little hungry.
Jerry: All of a sudden you get hungry?
Cop: Yeah! You got a problem with that?
Jerry: No! Enjoy your lunch.
[Goes back toward the booth and stops.]
Jerry: You know a muffin can be very filling.
[Keeps walking to the booth]
Jerry (to George): He's getting a sandwich now!
George: I thought he was just gonna have a muffin.
Jerry: All of a sudden he gets hungry.
George: You know, a muffin can be very filling.
Jerry: I know!
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Post by Rufus-T on Oct 4, 2021 16:46:14 GMT
I'm Cosmo Kramer. And that's who I'm going to be. From now on that's who I'm going to be. I'm Cosmo!
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Post by Rufus-T on Oct 5, 2021 20:09:37 GMT
The appeal of the posse? The posse has tremendous appeal. Get away from the job, camp out, you're with your friends... Come on, it's a week-long game of hide-and-seek on horseback.
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Oct 6, 2021 1:38:07 GMT
- Hey, how'd it go with Gary?
- Fine, fine.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- You look like something's on your mind.
- No, nothing... fine.
- So that's your poker face?
- It's my regular face...
- No it isn't. I've seen your regular face, that is not it.
- What are you saying?
- Alright, George, c'mon whaddya got?
- I got nothing...
- Whaddya got, a pair of bullets?
- What are you talking about?
- Two pair, three of a kind?
- Will you stop it?
- Oh my God, you've got a flush! You're holding a flush!
- I don't have a flush!
- A full house! You've got a full house! Turn 'em over George, I wanna see 'em! C'mon, I'm calling, whaddya got?
- GARY FOGLE NEVER HAD CANCER!
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Post by Rufus-T on Oct 6, 2021 2:53:56 GMT
Look at this. "Exciting uninhibited woman seeks forward thinking comrade and appearance not important." . . . Appearance Not Important! This is unbelievable. Finally this is an ideology I can embrace.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Oct 7, 2021 14:30:17 GMT
Elaine: Hey, did you happen to speak to my friend George?
Anna: As a matter of fact I did.
Elaine: Ah hah. Well, listen. You would be wise to keep your distance from him.
Anna: Why? He seems harmless.
Elaine: Oh he's not. He's very harmful.
Anna: Really?
Elaine: Oh trust me. He's a bad seed. He's a horrible seed. He's one of the worst seeds I've ever seen.
Anna: And you two are friends?
Elaine: Yeah, we're good friends.
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Post by nutsberryfarm 🏜 on Oct 7, 2021 15:09:29 GMT
Oh, calm down, everyone. No one's cancelling any mail.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Oct 7, 2021 15:11:17 GMT
Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out but the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in. And then the bar code reader breaks and it's Publishers Clearing House day.
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