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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Jun 19, 2021 13:34:38 GMT
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You donβt stare at it. Itβs too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.
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Post by Jep Gambardella on Jun 19, 2021 18:36:10 GMT
Mulva?
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Post by millar70 on Jun 19, 2021 19:55:45 GMT
When I see freaks on the streets, I don't look directly at them, but I don't look away either, because I want the freaks to feel wanted.
That's good for the freaks.
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Post by poelzig on Jun 19, 2021 20:43:02 GMT
Of course. Wayne Knight left Athens a credit or 2 short of his degree but it still counts. It's odd how often actors leave college with only a class or three remaining to earn their degree. One of my oldest friends and roommate at UGA never earned his degree because he couldn't finish his language requirements and has 2 more spanish classes to pass. Yeah. College was fun. Seinfeld quote. Will you friend ever go back to kick those out? I doubt it. I suggested he pay some guy close in age to him to take the classes but he was skeptical it would work. His dad's very wealthy so he might just be waiting for him to pass. Then he inherits at least a third of his dad's 500 acre cattle ranch out west. I think it's in Montana or Colorado.
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 19, 2021 21:24:43 GMT
I don't think you do. You see, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.
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Post by millar70 on Jun 19, 2021 22:09:14 GMT
I can pick up on the slightest bit of human suffering.
Are you picking anything up right now?
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Post by Rufus-T on Jun 19, 2021 22:40:28 GMT
Tub is love.
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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Jun 19, 2021 22:52:31 GMT
Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says βNew York Public Libraryβ? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flouting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how you get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over.
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Post by millar70 on Jun 19, 2021 23:02:58 GMT
Now listen Jerry, when you get home, try not to make a lot of noise because Newman is taking a nap in your bed.
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Post by screamingtreefrogs on Jun 19, 2021 23:12:12 GMT
Oh yeah?
Well I had sex with your wife!
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 19, 2021 23:26:28 GMT
Who! Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon!
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Post by screamingtreefrogs on Jun 19, 2021 23:28:38 GMT
High-Five!
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 20, 2021 11:49:29 GMT
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?
I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, βcause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.
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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Jun 20, 2021 12:03:14 GMT
I don't understand you. I really don't. You have nothing better to do at 3:00 in the afternoon? I go out for a quart of milk; I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!
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Post by millar70 on Jun 20, 2021 12:07:58 GMT
You know, Darren, ten years ago if you told me I'd be standing here, about to solve the world's energy problem, I'd have said you were crazy. Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window.
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Post by nutsberryfarm π on Jun 20, 2021 18:35:35 GMT
I was never that big on creeds.
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 20, 2021 18:46:38 GMT
She thinks we're heterosexual. I guess we fooled her.
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Post by Rufus-T on Jun 20, 2021 18:47:52 GMT
He's finished! I'm going to sew his ass to his face! I'm going to twist his neck so hard his lips will be his eyebrows! I'm going to break his joints, and reattach them!
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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Jun 20, 2021 19:00:02 GMT
Jerry: Is it me or was that the ugliest baby you have ever seen?
Elaine: Uh, I couldn't look. It was like a Pekingese.
Jerry: Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool. And, you know, the thing is, they'll never know. No one's ever gonna tell them.
Elaine: Oh, you have to lie.
Jerry: It's a must lie situation.
Elaine: Yes, it's a must lie situation.
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Post by Jep Gambardella on Jun 20, 2021 19:20:24 GMT
"They are real, and they are SPECTACULAR"
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