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Post by Rufus-T on Jun 24, 2022 18:47:19 GMT
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Post by Rufus-T on Jun 24, 2022 18:48:10 GMT
Hope he is back sometime soon.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jun 25, 2022 5:13:52 GMT
I’m not a supporter of over turning it… but you hit it right on the money with this one
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Post by theauxphou on Jun 26, 2022 12:28:26 GMT
Monet, Manet, tippytippy dayday
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 28, 2022 1:25:21 GMT
You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!
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Post by Rufus-T on Jun 28, 2022 17:16:57 GMT
I’m not a supporter of over turning it… but you hit it right on the money with this one The first I saw this, the statement was so ridiculous at the time, plus Elaine's reaction, I thought it was very funny. Who knew. Got to give prop to Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, and the writers for their awareness of the social issues which this show brought up many.
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Post by Rufus-T on Jun 28, 2022 17:19:06 GMT
Have you ever met a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jul 4, 2022 0:23:40 GMT
Hey, how come people don’t have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack, why can’t it be a meal, you know? I don’t understand stuff like that.
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Post by kiwi on Jul 4, 2022 0:36:45 GMT
"What kind of clip joint you running here?"
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Post by masterofallgoons on Jul 4, 2022 4:16:26 GMT
She just dislikes me so much... it's irresistible.
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Post by Rufus-T on Jul 11, 2022 2:20:02 GMT
Mom, Dad, I have fleas.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jul 11, 2022 6:32:45 GMT
Stu: Would it be possible to get a copy of 'La Cocina'?
Jerry: Your off-Broadway play
George: Oh, oh. Uh, you know. It's the damndest thing. I, uh, I moved recently and my files, pfff, disappeared. Now, I-I don't know if they fell off the truck or if there was some sort of foul play but let me tell you something. I'm not through with that moving company.
Jerry: Hmm, hmm.
George: That's my vow to you.
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Post by kiwi on Jul 12, 2022 15:33:48 GMT
"SWARM! SWARM!"
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Post by masterofallgoons on Jul 12, 2022 17:52:19 GMT
Yama hama it's fright night!
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jul 12, 2022 20:03:57 GMT
George: I'm sorry. I can't live knowing that Ted Danson makes that much more than me. Who's he?
Jerry: He's somebody!
George: What about me?
Jerry: You're nobody.
George: Why him? Why not me?
Jerry: He's good, you're not.
George: I'm better than him!
Jerry: You're worse! Much much worse.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jul 13, 2022 3:55:39 GMT
Mr. Ross: The box! My letters! Gimme that! Who told you to open this?!
Mrs. Ross: Who's John?! Who's John?!
Aunt Sara: I knew it!
Mrs. Ross: I want to know who John is!
Ricky: John Cheever?! Dad, you and John Cheever?!
Mr. Ross: Yes! Yes, he was the most wonderful person I've ever known. And I love him deeply! In a way you could never understand.
George: Well, we really should be-
Jerry: Yeah.
George: Uh, heading out. Jerry really hates to miss the coming attractions.
Jerry: Yeah, and, [points to watch] because of the... time.
George: Yeah, time is what he's indicating there.
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Post by wonderburstanger on Jul 13, 2022 18:42:12 GMT
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Post by kiwi on Jul 13, 2022 19:56:01 GMT
George: I'm sorry. I can't live knowing that Ted Danson makes that much more than me. Who's he? Jerry: He's somebody! George: What about me? Jerry: You're nobody. George: Why him? Why not me? Jerry: He's good, you're not. George: I'm better than him! Jerry: You're worse! Much much worse. Among my favorites. Love when Jerry maintains a low-key tone but quickly refutes everything George says.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Jul 14, 2022 16:44:45 GMT
Not that it was that nice of a jacket. I mean it didn't fit him that well. But to me there's just something about a monster in a blazer. I mean, it shows at least he's making an effort.
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Post by Rufus-T on Jul 16, 2022 16:50:41 GMT
You know I went out once with a nude model. Never let me see her naked. Hundreds of people see her naked every week, except me. Needless to say it was quite vexing.
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