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Post by millar70 on Jul 11, 2021 19:24:37 GMT
Listen, you don't tell anybody about this. No one. You hear me?
George enters......
Hey, Jerry shaved his chest! 😂😂😂
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Post by NJtoTX on Jul 11, 2021 20:23:03 GMT
I'm so keen-o
On Beef-A-Reeno
What a delicious cuisine-o
Fit for a king and queen-o!
Yeah. Eat up. I got 34 more cans.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jul 12, 2021 0:26:01 GMT
I'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see... a nipple.
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Post by Rufus-T on Jul 12, 2021 0:44:37 GMT
Well, why go to a fine restaurant, when you can just stick something in the microwave? Why go to the park and fly a kite, when you can just pop a pill?
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Post by NJtoTX on Jul 12, 2021 1:22:58 GMT
I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jul 12, 2021 3:36:10 GMT
George: Hey! How come I didn't get a Christmas card? Everybody else got one. Jerry got one, Kramer got one. I thought we were good friends. I don't get a Christmas card. I don't get it.
Elaine: You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? All right here. (rubs George's head on her breasts) Here's your Christmas card.
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Post by millar70 on Jul 12, 2021 3:59:36 GMT
How could you swim in the East River?
I saw a couple of other guys out there.
Swimming?
Floating, they weren't moving much, but they were out there. 👍
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jul 12, 2021 7:12:01 GMT
I got rejected by a bald woman. A bald woman rejected me. Heh, you like that one? A woman with no prospects and no *hair*, told me that I wasn't her type. Apparently *baldy* likes a slimmer guy.
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Post by nutsberryfarm 🏜 on Jul 12, 2021 9:55:20 GMT
what the hell do i know about cooking a shirt, huh?!
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Post by NJtoTX on Jul 12, 2021 12:47:24 GMT
I know it sounds glamorous, but it's business as usual at Kramerica.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jul 12, 2021 14:20:41 GMT
Everybody is talking at me. I can't hear a word they're saying. Just driving around in Jon Voight's car.
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Post by NJtoTX on Jul 12, 2021 14:27:31 GMT
He is a loathsome, offensive brute, and yet I can't look away.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jul 12, 2021 16:18:03 GMT
I know sometimes I spell Jerry with a G... and an I!
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Post by Rufus-T on Jul 12, 2021 16:36:36 GMT
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Post by NJtoTX on Jul 12, 2021 17:21:39 GMT
Jerry: What... what is this salty discharge?
Elaine: Oh my God. You're crying.
Jerry: This is horrible! I care!
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Post by millar70 on Jul 12, 2021 20:32:19 GMT
Oh, the big race. Yeah, I remember that day. Well, I couldn't forget it because that was the day I lost my virginity to Miss Stafford, our voluptuous home room teacher. I was cleaning the blackboard when she came up behind me.....
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Post by NJtoTX on Jul 12, 2021 21:34:05 GMT
You are so good looking.
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Post by Rufus-T on Jul 12, 2021 21:37:05 GMT
The hat convey that solemn religious look you want in a faith. Very pious.
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Post by NJtoTX on Jul 12, 2021 21:49:53 GMT
ELAINE: Phew! This chair smells like garbage.
KRAMER: Oh, well a lot of the stars from the 70's, they were not as hygienic as they appeared on TV. You take Mannix for example.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jul 12, 2021 21:50:11 GMT
Kramer: I know what this is about Father. I didn’t do anything. I just spoke to her innocently for just a few minutes. It’s just that, that I have this power.
Priest: Yes. Kavorka.
Kramer: Kavorka?
Priest: It is a Latvian word which means "the lure of the animal".
Kramer: I don’t understand.
Priest: Women are drawn to you. They would give anything to be possessed by you.
Kramer: Help me Father. Help me!
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