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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 21, 2021 2:28:11 GMT
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 21, 2021 2:32:56 GMT
🎵 The Inquisition, what a show...🎵  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 21, 2021 2:45:46 GMT
The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen... [drops one of the tablets] Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 21, 2021 3:10:27 GMT
Goodbye, head!  Hello, balls!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jun 21, 2021 3:25:59 GMT
Let us have Caladonia do her highly erotic temple dance in praise of Eros.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jun 21, 2021 3:41:40 GMT
We are so poor, we do not even have a language. Just a stupid accent.  |
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Post by Cat on Jun 21, 2021 4:08:45 GMT
Comicus: Have you heard of this new sect, the Christians? They are a laugh riot! First of all, they are so poor... Swiftus: How poor are they? Comicus: Thank you! They are so poor... that they only have *one* God!
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 21, 2021 18:55:17 GMT
I would do anything to gain your favor. How can I catch you? How can ensnare you? What bait must I use to catch your love? I am your servant! Ah, but the servant waits, while the master baits!  |
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Post by maya55555 on Jun 22, 2021 4:02:48 GMT
I'm fighting with cardboard!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 22, 2021 17:14:10 GMT
All fellow members of the United Federation of Planets senate hear me. Shall we continue to increase spending for more space exploration? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose and build decent housing for the poor aliens? How does the senate vote? Entire Senate: FUCK THE POOR!  |
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Post by maya55555 on Jun 22, 2021 22:04:15 GMT
Dole Office Clerk: Occupation? Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. Dole Office Clerk: What? Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension. Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bullshit* artist! Comicus: *Grumble*...  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jun 22, 2021 22:30:24 GMT
Rats. Rats. Nice dead rats for sale. Perfect for rat stew, rat soup, rat pie, and the ever-popular ratatouille.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jun 22, 2021 22:36:31 GMT
Columns! Columns! Columns! Columns! Get your columns here. Ionic, Doric, Corinthian. Put a few columns out in front, turn any hovel into a showplace.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 23, 2021 17:20:21 GMT
You are pissing on my shoe.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 27, 2021 14:46:14 GMT
I was raised in a convent. I don't indulge in pleasures of the flesh.  |
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