Post by Heretic the Musk Whisperer on Jul 15, 2021 14:26:50 GMT
Okay, the ending was unintentionally hilarious. You know how movies are often lambasted for a dying character taking too long to die and giving a long speech before doing so? Well imagine a movie where there is a montage of dozens of people slowly dying for about 10 minutes!!! I was glad I didn't watch this in theaters, as I couldn't stop laughing.
Now, a big problem this movie has is that you instantly know the "core" Avengers will live. By that, I mean you know Captain America, Hulk, Iron Man, and Hawkeye...and sure enough...they do.
It's the second tier heroes that perish the most...
Also, gotta question the idiotic tactics of Wakanda. Okay, we have a line of spears that act as guns and we're fighting primitive creatures that only have melee attacks....we've narrowed them to a single tight entry point where we could shoot them....nope....everyone, forget your guns and charge!!!!! Should we at least put the superhero melee fighters in front? Nope, send the disposable peons!!! Idiots.
The only person that seemed to have any tactics on the Avenger's side was Thor, who was right to get the weapon made. Honorable mention to Wanda Maximoff, but the fact she sat her butt on the sideline until literally the enemies reached her made no sense.
Another big problem with this movie is that there's like 100 characters. Each time a new one shows up, I have no idea what their powers are until they do them.
On the plus side, the humor was well done. Particularly Spiderman/Ironman/Guardians of the Galaxy.
Did anyone else find the deaths unintentionally hilarious?
Now, a big problem this movie has is that you instantly know the "core" Avengers will live. By that, I mean you know Captain America, Hulk, Iron Man, and Hawkeye...and sure enough...they do.
It's the second tier heroes that perish the most...
Also, gotta question the idiotic tactics of Wakanda. Okay, we have a line of spears that act as guns and we're fighting primitive creatures that only have melee attacks....we've narrowed them to a single tight entry point where we could shoot them....nope....everyone, forget your guns and charge!!!!! Should we at least put the superhero melee fighters in front? Nope, send the disposable peons!!! Idiots.
The only person that seemed to have any tactics on the Avenger's side was Thor, who was right to get the weapon made. Honorable mention to Wanda Maximoff, but the fact she sat her butt on the sideline until literally the enemies reached her made no sense.
Another big problem with this movie is that there's like 100 characters. Each time a new one shows up, I have no idea what their powers are until they do them.
On the plus side, the humor was well done. Particularly Spiderman/Ironman/Guardians of the Galaxy.
Did anyone else find the deaths unintentionally hilarious?
