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Post by mattgarth on Aug 19, 2021 14:03:54 GMT
Jeepers Creepers
Better not be sleepersMake sure you're here
For the next Garth Game
Gosh all get up
No need to get fed up
Beat them to Roz
Russell's 'Auntie Mame'
Golly gee
When they turn search engines on
Woe is me Sostie found Madeline Kahn
Jeepers Creepers
All quizzes are keepers
This contest too Will be tough to tame
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Post by mattgarth on Aug 20, 2021 5:23:49 GMT
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace on Saturday
To the last posting of recorded answers
And all our responses have lighted fools
The way to dusty attempts
Out, out, brief Quiz!
Garth Games are but a walking shadow
With poor players
Who strut and fret their hours
Upon this Classics Board
And then are heard no more
It is a Contest
Hosted by an idiot
Full of NTAs and Halfers
Signifying nothing
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(no, it will not be -- that Scottish quiz)
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Post by Isapop on Aug 20, 2021 14:03:43 GMT
Here's a toast to our QuizMaster Matt
Makes this board such a fun habitat
His verses are Bard-like
Instead of barnyard-like
And his games almost never fall flat.
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Post by teleadm on Aug 20, 2021 18:26:29 GMT
Is it an old fashioned game, in the old-fashioned style?
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Post by mattgarth on Aug 20, 2021 19:40:12 GMT
New game, new style
No scoring, no bonus round
Same bad jokes, though
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Post by Isapop on Aug 20, 2021 20:08:02 GMT
It's the new game in the new style
But the film's are old, and therefore worthwhile
Not just some style, no, it's a MattGarth style
So it's all right with me.
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Post by mattgarth on Aug 20, 2021 20:19:38 GMT
It makes me so happy that we finally met
And your games I'm attracted to
But there are my Gaffes that I'd like to forget
I wish you would forget them too
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Post by jervistetch on Aug 20, 2021 20:37:04 GMT
Is it permitted to sip an Old Fashioned while playing the New Style Game?  |
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Post by mattgarth on Aug 20, 2021 20:53:05 GMT
Make mine with Southern Comfort, Jervis.
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Post by mattgarth on Aug 21, 2021 4:20:18 GMT
Y'all come, y'all come
Oh, you all come to play the next Garth Game
Y'all come, y'all come
Oh, you all come to match Clift with Duke Wayne
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Post by mattgarth on Aug 21, 2021 13:08:43 GMT
Feet on the starting line in an hour or so.
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Start spreading the newsWe're starting today So come and be a part of it Garth Game, Garth Game
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Post by mattgarth on Aug 21, 2021 15:12:30 GMT
Get out of the batter's circle
Step up to the plate
The umpire is about to shout:
"PLAY BALL!"
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Post by mattgarth on Aug 21, 2021 15:22:45 GMT
Game on!
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