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Post by marianne48 on Aug 22, 2021 0:13:23 GMT
Thanks for the Game, Matt. Tons O’ Fun. Would have loved to gone some extra innings. Here’s one for your collection.  He probably quit professional baseball because they misspelled his name.
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Post by bravomailer on Aug 22, 2021 0:36:06 GMT
No scores? I wanna know who's on first.  |
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Post by mattgarth on Aug 22, 2021 0:38:24 GMT
I don't know, Bravo
(third base)
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Post by bravomailer on Aug 22, 2021 0:47:24 GMT
I don't know, Bravo (third base) He's outfield. 
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Post by bravomailer on Aug 22, 2021 0:49:09 GMT
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Post by Isapop on Aug 22, 2021 0:55:41 GMT
Remember the short stop?
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Post by jervistetch on Aug 22, 2021 2:00:35 GMT
The best that never was.  |
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Post by mattgarth on Aug 22, 2021 12:26:40 GMT
I don't care, Isapop -- I really don't
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Post by Isapop on Aug 22, 2021 14:38:20 GMT
I don't care, Isapop -- I really don't They never get around to the right fielder. So, his name is open to suggestions. My suggestion: "Tell me the name of the right fielder." "Okay"
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Post by marianne48 on Aug 22, 2021 15:42:20 GMT
"Nobody" was in right field.
C: Hey, wait, nobody's in right field!
A: That's right.
C: Nobody's playin' right field?
A: That's right.
C: Why?
A: He's in left field.
C: No, who's the right fielder?
A: He's on first.
C: No, I wanna know what's the name of the right fielder?
A: He's on second.
C: So, nobody's playin' out in right field.
A: That's right.
C: So you're not gonna tell me his name.
A: I'm tellin' you, man. Nobody's in right field.
C: How can you play with nobody in right field?
A: He's a pretty good player.
C: Who?
A: He's on first. You know, he's pretty good, too.
C: Who?
A: Yes. Don't you agree?
C: I don't know.
A & C: Third base!!
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Post by Isapop on Aug 22, 2021 15:57:31 GMT
"Nobody" was in right field. C: Hey, wait, nobody's in right field! A: That's right. C: Nobody's playin' right field? A: That's right. C: Why? A: He's in left field. C: No, who's the right fielder? A: He's on first. C: No, I wanna know what's the name of the right fielder? A: He's on second. C: So, nobody's playin' out in right field. A: That's right. C: So you're not gonna tell me his name. A: I'm tellin' you, man. Nobody's in right field. C: How can you play with nobody in right field? A: He's a pretty good player. C: Who? A: He's on first. You know, he's pretty good, too. C: Who? A: Yes. Don't you agree? C: I don't know. A & C: Third base!! Wow. That must be in a rendition I've never heard. Not even mentioned here: www.baseball-almanac.com/humor4.shtml
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Post by Isapop on Aug 22, 2021 16:17:21 GMT
A little digging turns up a board game of Who's On First, from the 1970's, which named the right fielder "Nobody".
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Post by marianne48 on Aug 22, 2021 16:36:57 GMT
Really?! I thought I'd just made it up. It's all been done, I guess.
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Post by Isapop on Aug 22, 2021 16:47:00 GMT
Really?! I thought I'd just made it up. It's all been done, I guess. So, you're the author of that transcript? It's great!
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Post by marianne48 on Aug 22, 2021 16:47:56 GMT
Thanks, but now you have to do one for Okay.
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Post by Isapop on Aug 22, 2021 17:15:42 GMT
C: Got a right fielder?
A: Of course.
C: Tell me his name.
A: Okay.
C: …Well?
A: Well what?
C: Tell me the right fielder’s name.
A: I just did.
C: You did? I musta missed it. Tell me again.
A: Okay.
C: Well, if its Okay, then tell me!
A: Why? You already know it’s Okay!
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