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Post by Captain Spencer on Sept 20, 2021 18:25:02 GMT
Spock: Surely you can't be serious. McCoy: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.  Airplane! |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Sept 20, 2021 18:29:26 GMT
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Sept 20, 2021 18:36:41 GMT
Cream?  No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Sept 20, 2021 18:43:17 GMT
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Sept 20, 2021 22:01:37 GMT
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Sept 20, 2021 22:02:04 GMT
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Sept 20, 2021 22:38:03 GMT
At this point, the entire digestive system collapses, accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence. Until finally the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering, wasted piece of jelly.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Sept 20, 2021 22:50:12 GMT
No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure... supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Sept 20, 2021 23:18:41 GMT
Calm down. Get a hold of yourself!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Sept 21, 2021 2:18:40 GMT
Bad news. The fog's getting thicker.  And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Sept 21, 2021 2:25:55 GMT
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?  |
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Post by MCDemuth on Sept 22, 2021 20:27:02 GMT
( 'Jaws' Theme Plays )  STARSHIP! |
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Post by MCDemuth on Sept 22, 2021 20:41:58 GMT
Would you put all your metal objects into this dish, please?
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Post by MCDemuth on Sept 22, 2021 21:06:26 GMT
I used to hang out at the Magumba Bar. It was a rough place, the seediest dive on the wharf, populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It was worse than Detroit... ...The mood in the place was downright ugly. You wouldn't walk in there unless you knew how to use your fists. You could count on a fight breaking out almost every night...
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Post by MCDemuth on Sept 22, 2021 22:00:10 GMT
This is Captain Oveur speaking. It's been a little bumpy up here, but we'll be past it in a few minutes...A couple points of interest. We're now flying over Hoover Dam...
...and a little later on, we'll pass just to the South of the Grand Canyon...
...Meanwhile, relax and enjoy your flight, okay?
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Post by MCDemuth on Sept 22, 2021 22:43:05 GMT
There's a sale at Penney's!
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Post by Jonesy1 on Sept 22, 2021 23:28:37 GMT
"You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital." "A hospital? What is it?" "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Sept 23, 2021 3:47:13 GMT
Captain, how soon can you land? I can't tell. You can tell me. I'm a doctor.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 19, 2021 19:49:36 GMT
We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused, this is due to periodic air pockets we encountered, there's no reason to become alarmed.  |
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