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Post by drystyx on Oct 3, 2021 22:49:33 GMT
No one else is qualified to be sane Dry Styx except for sane Dry Styx. This is the OFFICIAL ranking. The newest Bond movie that only spoiled rich kids have seen, I don't include, cause I don't cater to spoiled rich kids.
Start from the bottom so it looks like a countdown. No comments. Just want to say the bottom five are difficult to tell which is worst, because all are so bad. I put the one with the worst Bond theme song of all time on the bottom. I admit I was generous in the three 2/10 grades, but that's because the bar was lowered with so many totally depressing, uninspired, unmotivated, poorly written ones in the bottom five.
Edit, as I now saw NO TIME TO DIE.
27. A VIEW TO A KILL
26. NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN 1/10
25. THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH 1/10
24. CASINO ROYALE 2006 1/10
23. GOLDENEYE 1/10
22. SPECTRE 2/10
21. QUANTUM OF SOLACE 2/10
20. ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE 2/10
19. CASINO ROYALE 1967 3/10
18. SKYFALL 4/10
17. TOMORROW NEVER DIES 5/10
16. DIE ANOTHER DAY 5/10
15. THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN 6/10
14. DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER 6/10
13. FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE 6/10
12. NO TIME TO DIE 7/10
11. THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS 7/10
10. LIVE AND LET DIE 7/10
9. DR. NO 7/10
8. LICENSE TO KILL 7/10
7, MOONRAKER 8/10
6. OCTOPUSSY 8/10
5. YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE 8/10
4. THUNDERBALL 9/10
3. GOLDFINGER 9/10
2. FOR YOUR EYES ONLY 9/10
1. THE SPY WHO LOVED ME 10/10
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Oct 3, 2021 22:55:18 GMT
Well I respect your opinion but I very much disagree with the lower rating. Most of the Bonds I give an 8 or higher.
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Post by politicidal on Oct 3, 2021 23:20:27 GMT
I probably disliked Diamonds are Forever more than A View to a Kill.
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Post by marth on Oct 4, 2021 0:43:03 GMT
In my Top 10:
23. CASINO ROYALE 2006
22. GOLDENEYE
19. ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE
Not in my Top 10, but really like these:
24. THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH
26. A VIEW TO A KILL
I have to rewatch it and give it another opportunity, it´s in my bottom 5:
6. OCTOPUSSY
My 2 favorite Bond movies:
3. GOLDFINGER
1. THE SPY WHO LOVED ME
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Post by mgmarshall on Oct 4, 2021 1:12:34 GMT
No one else is qualified to be sane Dry Styx except for sane Dry Styx. This is the OFFICIAL ranking. The newest Bond movie that only spoiled rich kids have seen, I don't include, cause I don't cater to spoiled rich kids. Start from the bottom so it looks like a countdown. No comments. Just want to say the bottom five are difficult to tell which is worst, because all are so bad. I put the one with the worst Bond theme song of all time on the bottom. I admit I was generous in the three 2/10 grades, but that's because the bar was lowered with so many totally depressing, uninspired, unmotivated, poorly written ones in the bottom five. 26. A VIEW TO A KILL25. NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN 1/1024. THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH 1/1023. CASINO ROYALE 2006 1/1022. GOLDENEYE 1/1021. SPECTRE 2/10
20. QUANTUM OF SOLACE 2/1019. ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE 2/1018. CASINO ROYALE 1967 3/1017. SKYFALL 4/1016. TOMORROW NEVER DIES 5/1015. DIE ANOTHER DAY 5/1014. THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN 6/1013. DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER 6/1012. FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE 6/1011. THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS 7/1010. LICENSE TO KILL 7/109. DR. NO 7/108. LIVE AND LET DIE 7/107, MOONRAKER 8/106. OCTOPUSSY 8/105. YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE 8/104. THUNDERBALL 9/103. GOLDFINGER 9/102. FOR YOUR EYES ONLY 9/101. THE SPY WHO LOVED ME 10/10I mean, the very bottom place?! How can you not love Christopher Walken and Grace Jones...? |
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Post by Lux on Oct 4, 2021 1:26:17 GMT
No one else is qualified to be sane Dry Styx except for sane Dry Styx. This is the OFFICIAL ranking. The newest Bond movie that only spoiled rich kids have seen, I don't include, cause I don't cater to spoiled rich kids. Start from the bottom so it looks like a countdown. No comments. Just want to say the bottom five are difficult to tell which is worst, because all are so bad. I put the one with the worst Bond theme song of all time on the bottom. I admit I was generous in the three 2/10 grades, but that's because the bar was lowered with so many totally depressing, uninspired, unmotivated, poorly written ones in the bottom five. 26. A VIEW TO A KILL25. NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN 1/1024. THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH 1/1023. CASINO ROYALE 2006 1/1022. GOLDENEYE 1/1021. SPECTRE 2/10
20. QUANTUM OF SOLACE 2/1019. ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE 2/1018. CASINO ROYALE 1967 3/1017. SKYFALL 4/1016. TOMORROW NEVER DIES 5/1015. DIE ANOTHER DAY 5/1014. THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN 6/1013. DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER 6/1012. FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE 6/1011. THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS 7/1010. LICENSE TO KILL 7/109. DR. NO 7/108. LIVE AND LET DIE 7/107, MOONRAKER 8/106. OCTOPUSSY 8/105. YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE 8/104. THUNDERBALL 9/103. GOLDFINGER 9/102. FOR YOUR EYES ONLY 9/101. THE SPY WHO LOVED ME 10/10I mean, the very bottom place?! How can you not love Christopher Walken and Grace Jones...? Grace Jones probably boiled a cat. |
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Post by vegalyra on Oct 4, 2021 1:26:41 GMT
I can go with that top 10 and most of your other rankings but I have a soft spot for View to a Kill and Never Say Never Again. I mean that scene with the exploding pen is just hilarious.
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Post by darksidebeadle on Oct 4, 2021 1:31:29 GMT
Best
From Russia with Love 8/10
Worst
Die Another Day 2/10
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Post by sdm3 on Oct 4, 2021 4:10:55 GMT
A truly terrible ranking by the OP.
Here’s the real one:
1. Casino Royale
2. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
3. From Russia With Love
4. Skyfall
5. Dr No
6. Goldfinger
7. No Time to Die
8. The Living Daylights
9. Tomorrow Never Dies
10. The Spy Who Loved Me
11. Thunderball
12. Licence to Kill
13. GoldenEye
14. For Your Eyes Only
15. Live and Let Die
16. Octopussy
17. The World Is Not Enough
18. You Only Live Twice
19. Quantum of Solace
20. Moonraker
21. Spectre
22. The Man With the Golden Gun
23. A View to a Kill
24. Diamonds Are Forever
25. Die Another Day
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Post by phantomparticle on Oct 4, 2021 11:00:11 GMT
Of those I've seen, I would certainly put From Russia With Love and Casino Royale (2006) in my top ten and drop Moonraker and Octopussy to the bottom of the list, with Quantum of Solace as the worst of them all.
I was so disgusted with Octopussy (Bond in that clown makeup), I stopped watching the theatrical releases and didn't see another until Casino Royale. I've tried to watch the post Roger Moore movies on tv, but always end up turning them off.
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Post by darksidebeadle on Oct 5, 2021 5:23:58 GMT
A truly terrible ranking by the OP. Here’s the real one: 1. Casino Royale 2. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service 3. From Russia With Love 4. Skyfall 5. Dr No 6. Goldfinger 7. No Time to Die 8. The Living Daylights 9. Tomorrow Never Dies 10. The Spy Who Loved Me 11. Thunderball 12. Licence to Kill 13. GoldenEye 14. For Your Eyes Only 15. Live and Let Die 16. Octopussy 17. The World Is Not Enough 18. You Only Live Twice 19. Quantum of Solace 20. Moonraker 21. Spectre 22. The Man With the Golden Gun 23. A View to a Kill 24. Diamonds Are Forever 25. Die Another Day Goddamnit I thought I had the real one 1. From Russia with Love 2. Dr. No 3. Casino Royale 4. Licence to Kill 5. For Your Eyes Only 6. Goldfinger 7. Never Say Never Again 8. Thunderball 9. The Living Daylights 10. Goldeneye 11. Octopussy 12. Spectre 13. Quantum of Solace 14. Moonraker 15. Tomorrow Never Dies 16. The Spy Who Loved Me 17. You Only Live Twice 18. A View to a Kill 19. The Man with the Golden Gun 20. Live and Let Die 21. Skyfall 22. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service 23. Diamonds are Forever 24. The World is not Enough 25. Die Another Day
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Post by darkreviewer2013 on Oct 5, 2021 6:56:50 GMT
I really need to rewatch The Spy Who Loved Me. I can barely remember what happens at this point. Personally, I'm more of a Live and Let Die man myself.
Totally disagree with you on A View to a Kill. Yes, it's flawed, but nonetheless it features Christopher Walken and a fantastic soundtrack. By contrast, I found Die Another Day virtually unwatchable after the opening credits.
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Post by Lux on Oct 5, 2021 7:01:08 GMT
I really need to rewatch The Spy Who Loved Me. I can barely remember what happens at this point. Personally, I'm more of a Live and Let Die man myself. Totally disagree with you on A View to a Kill. Yes, it's flawed, but nonetheless it features Christopher Walken and a fantastic soundtrack. By contrast, I found Die Another Day virtually unwatchable after the opening credits. You didn't like hovercraft scene? Or the car chase in Die Another Day? Why do you think it was bad? |
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Post by darkreviewer2013 on Oct 5, 2021 7:06:27 GMT
I really need to rewatch The Spy Who Loved Me. I can barely remember what happens at this point. Personally, I'm more of a Live and Let Die man myself. Totally disagree with you on A View to a Kill. Yes, it's flawed, but nonetheless it features Christopher Walken and a fantastic soundtrack. By contrast, I found Die Another Day virtually unwatchable after the opening credits. You didn't like hovercraft scene? Or the car chase in Die Another Day? Why do you think it was bad? Part of it comes down to the fact that the opening made it look like it was going to be an exciting thriller featuring Bond imprisoned in the world's largest prison camp (North Korea) but then it became a whimsical sci-fi action flick. There may have been some action sequences (can't recall, it's been a long time) but the plot killed my interest early on.
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Post by Lux on Oct 5, 2021 7:13:08 GMT
You didn't like hovercraft scene? Or the car chase in Die Another Day? Why do you think it was bad? Part of it comes down to the fact that the opening made it look like it was going to be an exciting thriller featuring Bond imprisoned in the world's largest prison camp (North Korea) but then it became a whimsical sci-fi action flick. There may have been some action sequences (can't recall, it's been a long time) but the plot killed my interest early on. Hmm I would have understood that had there not been countless trailers prior with non North Korean scenes. Here's the thing it doesn't upset me when people don't like films I do, but it does justify my criticism of those that don't watch trailers or go in to a cinema expecting a different movie to what was advertised and brag about it, I don't understand or like those types of people. |
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Post by darkreviewer2013 on Oct 5, 2021 7:57:27 GMT
Part of it comes down to the fact that the opening made it look like it was going to be an exciting thriller featuring Bond imprisoned in the world's largest prison camp (North Korea) but then it became a whimsical sci-fi action flick. There may have been some action sequences (can't recall, it's been a long time) but the plot killed my interest early on. Hmm I would have understood that had there not been countless trailers prior with non North Korean scenes. Here's the thing it doesn't upset me when people don't like films I do, but it does justify my criticism of those that don't watch trailers or go in to a cinema expecting a different movie to what was advertised and brag about it, I don't understand or like those types of people. I usually do watch trailers nowadays, but not so much back then. When would it have been? 2002. In those days, there was always the off-chance of catching them on TV, but Internet was strictly dial-up and crazy slow. Watching videos - even short ones - was an ordeal-and-a-half. The only times I managed to watch them with any degree of consistency was when one of those movie review shows came on (usually on the BBC in my house) and I didn't stumble across those too often. But yeah, anyway, I was expecting one thing and the movie delivered something totally different that left me disappointed.
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Post by Feologild Oakes on Oct 5, 2021 8:04:37 GMT
I disagree with that ranking and the ratings i also disagree with.
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Post by Lux on Oct 5, 2021 8:12:43 GMT
Hmm I would have understood that had there not been countless trailers prior with non North Korean scenes. Here's the thing it doesn't upset me when people don't like films I do, but it does justify my criticism of those that don't watch trailers or go in to a cinema expecting a different movie to what was advertised and brag about it, I don't understand or like those types of people. I usually do watch trailers nowadays, but not so much back then. When would it have been? 2002. In those days, there was always the off-chance of catching them on TV, but Internet was strictly dial-up and crazy slow. Watching videos - even short ones - was an ordeal-and-a-half. The only times I managed to watch them with any degree of consistency was when one of those movie review shows came on (usually on the BBC in my house) and I didn't stumble across those too often. But yeah, anyway, I was expecting one thing and the movie delivered something totally different that left me disappointed. There were still trailers especially for Bond and it being released in an anniversary celebrating 50 years of Bond there was a lot of publicity and promotion back then too. |
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Post by darkreviewer2013 on Oct 5, 2021 8:26:55 GMT
I usually do watch trailers nowadays, but not so much back then. When would it have been? 2002. In those days, there was always the off-chance of catching them on TV, but Internet was strictly dial-up and crazy slow. Watching videos - even short ones - was an ordeal-and-a-half. The only times I managed to watch them with any degree of consistency was when one of those movie review shows came on (usually on the BBC in my house) and I didn't stumble across those too often. But yeah, anyway, I was expecting one thing and the movie delivered something totally different that left me disappointed. There were still trailers especially for Bond and it being released in an anniversary celebrating 50 years of Bond there was a lot of publicity and promotion back then too. I don't remember any of that tbh. Even though I was a movie fan back then, I wasn't as heavily invested in following the latest releases (except for Star Trek) then as I am now. Plus my life was super messy at the time due to various factors, so my attention would have been diverted anyway. I ended up seeing the film at home some time after its original release.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2021 10:52:42 GMT
A truly terrible ranking by the OP. Here’s the real one: 1. Casino Royale 2. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service 3. From Russia With Love 4. Skyfall 5. Dr No 6. Goldfinger 7. No Time to Die 8. The Living Daylights 9. Tomorrow Never Dies 10. The Spy Who Loved Me 11. Thunderball 12. Licence to Kill 13. GoldenEye 14. For Your Eyes Only 15. Live and Let Die 16. Octopussy 17. The World Is Not Enough 18. You Only Live Twice 19. Quantum of Solace 20. Moonraker 21. Spectre 22. The Man With the Golden Gun 23. A View to a Kill 24. Diamonds Are Forever 25. Die Another Day I line up more with this. |
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