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Post by masterofallgoons on Oct 29, 2021 14:55:29 GMT
Witch - God played by Alanis Morissette in Dogma (1999) Take that bitches, I win. Kidding. Witch - Muriel (Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, 2013) This movie is hilarious fun if you haven't seen it. I'm surprised it exists; or at least I'm surprised it had the budget it had and stars Jeremy Renner. And no, you can't choose God. Never seen it always seemed so dumb, and I never really heard a lot of people defending it. But I'm okay with Jeremy Renner, and I like Gemma Arterton a lot. And now, looking at the cast, Peter Stormare, Famke Janssen, and Derek Mears are all the more reason to give it a shot. And I see that the guy who directed the Dead Sno movies directed it. I shouldn't have been so dismissive.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Oct 29, 2021 14:55:41 GMT
Nobody is going to take the vampires or werewolves from Twilight? I guess those are more for the fantasy draft? We should set this up so that if someone breaks the rules, they get assigned a garbage pick. Like if you don't wait the hour, or if not enough people pick after you before your subsequent pick, or if you're just an annoying twat, you get assigned someone terrible, unilaterally selected by our esteemed commissioner. Not surprised nobody went for that garbage franchise. I do like the idea of shitty pick punishment. I feel like I should punish Shane Falco for getting mouthy after I so graciously allowed him to use Hermione.
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Post by Shane Falco on Oct 29, 2021 14:57:31 GMT
Werewolf: William Corvinus from Underworld: Evolution 2006
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Oct 29, 2021 14:57:52 GMT
Witch - God played by Alanis Morissette in Dogma (1999) Take that bitches, I win. Kidding. Witch - Muriel (Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, 2013) This movie is hilarious fun if you haven't seen it. I'm surprised it exists; or at least I'm surprised it had the budget it had and stars Jeremy Renner. And no, you can't choose God. Never seen it always seemed so dumb, and I never really heard a lot of people defending it. But I'm okay with Jeremy Renner, and I like Gemma Arterton a lot. And now, looking at the cast, Peter Stormare, Famke Janssen, and Derek Mears are all the more reason to give it a shot. And I see that the guy who directed the Dead Sno movies directed it. I shouldn't have been so dismissive. It's not high art, that's for sure. But it's a blast. Go in with zero expectations and you should have fun. I think Renner carries it and makes it a legit supernatural action/comedy. With a bad actor, it's probably unwatchable.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Oct 29, 2021 14:59:13 GMT
Werewolf: William Corvinus from Underworld: Evolution 2006 I thought about taking the dude that's half vampire, half werewolf.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Oct 29, 2021 15:10:18 GMT
Never seen it always seemed so dumb, and I never really heard a lot of people defending it. But I'm okay with Jeremy Renner, and I like Gemma Arterton a lot. And now, looking at the cast, Peter Stormare, Famke Janssen, and Derek Mears are all the more reason to give it a shot. And I see that the guy who directed the Dead Sno movies directed it. I shouldn't have been so dismissive. It's not high art, that's for sure. But it's a blast. Go in with zero expectations and you should have fun. I think Renner carries it and makes it a legit supernatural action/comedy. With a bad actor, it's probably unwatchable. When we were talking about Brotherhood of the Wolf being this crazy genre mashup that somehow totally works, and then this because of the time, period, and the source material, and then also before with how Van Helsing was such a waste of potential; I thought of The Brothers Grimm. A movie called The Brothers Grimm with that cast and directed by Terry Gilliam should have been great... but it's an unfocused mish mash of genre, tone, and muddled characterization. I think Gilliam was meddled with by the Weinsteins (what a shock) when Dimension took over production duties. Shame. Also, I'm sure I've gone on and on about this in the past, but the best version of all the universal monsters in one thing is Penny Dreadful. That show could have been so good if it was allowed to be after the 2nd season.
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Post by klawrencio79 on Oct 29, 2021 15:14:21 GMT
It's my time to land on a werewolf, however, these creatures aren't "werewolves," per se. The Gallier clan from Paul Schrader's remake of Cat People (1982). They turn into leopards instead of wolves. I was going to pick James Spader from Wolf, but that movie never really gels. Cat People I haven't seen in over 30 years, but it's one of those movies my sisters made me watch when I was really little (along with The Exorcist) and it scared the bejesus out of me.
Slasher: Freddy Krueger (ANOES 1984)
Beast: Jaws (Jaws 1975)
Serial Killer: John Doe (Seven 1995)
Monster Hunters: The Monster Squad (The Monster Squad 1987)
Creature: Brundle Fly (The Fly 1986)
Creature (small): Krites (Critters, 1986)
Zombies - Return of the Living Dead (1986)
Demon - Lead Cenobite (Hellraiser, 1987)
Cult - Thuggees (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, 1984)
Witch - Madame Blanc/Helena Markos (Suspiria, 2018)
Possessed Thing - Christine (1983)
Evil Genius - The Tall Man from Phantasm (1979)
Monster Hunter, Solo - Constantine (2005)
Alien - The alien from Slither (2006)
Revenant - Brayker (Demon Knight 1995)
Werepanthers - Galliers (Cat People, 1982)
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Oct 29, 2021 15:16:07 GMT
It's not high art, that's for sure. But it's a blast. Go in with zero expectations and you should have fun. I think Renner carries it and makes it a legit supernatural action/comedy. With a bad actor, it's probably unwatchable. When we were talking about Brotherhood of the Wolf being this crazy genre mashup that somehow totally works, and then this because of the time, period, and the source material, and then also before with how Van Helsing was such a waste of potential; I thought of The Brothers Grimm. A movie called The Brothers Grimm with that cast and directed by Terry Gilliam should have been great... but it's an unfocused mish mash of genre, tone, and muddled characterization. I think Gilliam was meddled with by the Weinsteins (what a shock) when Dimension took over production duties. Shame. Also, I'm sure I've gone on and on about this in the past, but the best version of all the universal monsters in one thing is Penny Dreadful. That show could have been so good if it was allowed to be after the 2nd season. I was just about to bring up The Brothers Grimm! Yeah it sucks, like really sucks. And with that cast and that director it should've been amazing. We keep talking about Penny Dreadful, but it's true. It was fantastic and should've kept going. There was a lot more story to tell, even if it meandered.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Oct 29, 2021 15:17:35 GMT
It's my time to land on a werewolf, however, these creatures aren't "werewolves," per se. The Gallier clan from Paul Schrader's remake of Cat People (1982). They turn into leopards instead of wolves. I was going to pick James Spader from Wolf, but that movie never really gels. Cat People I haven't seen in over 30 years, but it's one of those movies my sisters made me watch when I was really little (along with The Exorcist) and it scared the bejesus out of me. Slasher: Freddy Krueger (ANOES 1984) Beast: Jaws (Jaws 1975) Serial Killer: John Doe (Seven 1995) Monster Hunters: The Monster Squad (The Monster Squad 1987) Creature: Brundle Fly (The Fly 1986) Creature (small): Krites (Critters, 1986) Zombies - Return of the Living Dead (1986) Demon - Lead Cenobite (Hellraiser, 1987) Cult - Thuggees (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, 1984) Witch - Madame Blanc/Helena Markos (Suspiria, 2018) Possessed Thing - Christine (1983) Evil Genius - The Tall Man from Phantasm (1979) Monster Hunter, Solo - Constantine (2005) Alien - The alien from Slither (2006) Revenant - Brayker (Demon Knight 1995) Werepanthers - Galliers (Cat People, 1982) I like the pick, but it has to be one werewolf. Should we go with Paul Gallier?
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Oct 29, 2021 15:19:35 GMT
klawrencio79
Slasher: Freddy Krueger (ANOES 1984)
Beast: Jaws (Jaws 1975)
Serial Killer: John Doe (Seven 1995)
Monster Hunters: The Monster Squad (The Monster Squad 1987)
Creature: Brundle Fly (The Fly 1986)
Creature (small): Krites (Critters, 1986)
Zombies - Return of the Living Dead (1986)
Demon - Lead Cenobite (Hellraiser, 1987)
Cult - Thuggees (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, 1984)
Witch - Madame Blanc/Helena Markos (Suspiria, 2018)
Possessed Thing - Christine (1983)
Evil Genius - The Tall Man from Phantasm (1979)
Monster Hunter, Solo - Constantine (2005)
Alien - The alien from Slither (2006)
Revenant - Brayker (Demon Knight 1996)
Paul Gallier (Cat People, 1982)
Friendly Freak: Dr. Alec Holland (Swamp Thing, 1982)
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Slasher - Candyman (1992)
Ghost - Sadako (The Ring, 1998)
Demon - Pazuzu (The Exorcist, 1973)
Curse - Drag Me to Hell (2009)
Haunted House - The Forbidden Room (Pulse, 2001)
Serial Killer - Hannibal Lecter (The Silence of the Lambs, 1991)
Witch - The Blair Witch (The Blair Witch Project, 1999)
Vampire - Dracula (Horror of Dracula, 1958)
Mummy - Ahmanet (The Mummy, 2017)
Cult - the Hårga commune (Midsommar, 2019)
Alien - Borg Queen (Star Trek: First Contact, 1996)
Evil Genius - Patrick Bateman (American Psycho, 2000)
Monster Hunter, solo - Blade (1998)
Possessed Thing - The TV (Poltergeist, 1982)
Beast - Cujo (1983)
Creature - No-Face (Spirited Away, 2001)
Monster Hunter, group - Ta Lo villagers (Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, 2021)
Werewolf - David (An American Werewolf in London, 1981)
Kaiju - Gwoemul (The Host, 2006)
Friendly freaks - Edward Scissorhands (1990)
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Slasher - Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th Part VI, 1986)
Revenant - The Headless Horseman (Sleepy Hollow, 1999)
Ghost - Beetlejuice/Betelgeuse (1988)
Monster Hunter Solo - Ashley 'Ash' J Williams (Army of Darkness, 1992)
Monster Hunter Group - The Ghostbusters (1984)
Evil Genius - Dr. Herbert West (Re-Animator, 1985)
Vampire - Count Orlok (Nosferatu, 1922)
Possessed Thing - The Zuni Fetish Warrior Doll (Trilogy of Terror, 1975)
Cult - The people of Summerisle (The Wicker Man, 1973)
Witch - The Wicked Witch of the West (The Wizard of Oz, 1939)
Curse - enchantress curse from Disney's Beauty and the Beast (1990)
Beast/real animal: The Bear (The Revenant, 2015)
Serial Killer - Norman Bates (Psycho, 1960)
Haunted House - Hill House (The Haunting, 1959)
Creature - The Faun (Pan's Labyrinth, 2006)
Mummy - The Mummy (1932)
Werewolf - The Wolf Man (The Wolf Man, 1941)
Demon - Mephistopheles (House of the Devil, 1896)
Alien - alien leader (A Trip to the Moon, 1902)
Friendly Freaks: The citizens of Halloweentown from The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
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Alien - Xenomorph (Alien, 1979)
Haunted House - Amityville House (The Amityville Horror, 1979)
Creature - Graboid (Tremors, 1990)
Satan - Black Phillip (The Witch, 2015)
Monster Hunters - Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock (Zombieland, 2009)
Serial Killer - Annie Wilkes (Misery, 1990)
Creature, small - Sam (Trick 'r Treat, 2007)
Cult - The children of the corn (Children of the Corn, 1984)
Serial Killer - Angela Baker (Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers, 1988)
Evil Genius - Jobe Smith (The Lawnmower Man, 1992)
Slasher - Ghostface [Jill Roberts] (Scream 4, 2011)
Alien - Mesozoan Queen (The Faculty, 1998)
Slasher - Leatherface (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, 1974)
Beast - T-Rex (Jurassic Park, 1993)
Friendly Freaks - Torgo (Manos: The Hands of Fate, 1966)
Demon - Krampus (Krampus, 2015)
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Curse: The Entity (It Follows, 2014)
Slasher: Ghostface [Billy] (Scream, 1996)
Ghost: Kayako Saeki (The Grudge, 2004)
Haunted House/Location: Overlook Hotel (The Shining, 1980)
Creature: Pennywise (It, 2017)
Monster Hunter Group: Ed and Lorraine Warren (The Conjuring, 2013)
Evil Genius: Missy Armitage (Get Out, 2017)
Zombies: (28 Days Later, 2002)
Serial Killer: God's Hand Killer [Dad Mieks] (Frailty, 2001)
Cult: The Cult (Rosemary's Baby, 1968)
Small Creature: Tooth Fairies (Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, 2010)
Revenant: Hannah Grace (The Possession of Hannah Grace, 2018)
Satan: John Milton (The Devil's Advocate, 1997)
Vampire: Selene (Underworld, 2003)
Demon: Bughuul (Sinister, 2012)
Alien: Death Angel/The Creature (A Quiet Place, 2018)
Mummy: Mathayus aka The Scorpion King (The Mummy Returns, 2001)
Witch: Hermione Granger (Prisoner of Azkaban, 2004)
Possessed Thing: The Necronomicon from Evil Dead 1981
Werewolf: William Corvinus from Underworld: Evolution 2006
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Alien: Predator (1987)
Solo monster hunter: Buffy (TV series, 1997)
Haunted House: The Cabin in the Woods (2011)
Cult: The Firefly family (The Devil's Rejects, 2005)
Vampire: Santanico Pandemonium (From Dusk Til Dawn, 1996)
Kaiju: Godzilla (2014)
Werewolf: Remus Lupin (The Prisoner of Azkaban, 2004)
Serial Killer: Jigsaw [John Kramer] (Saw, 2004)
Revenant- Jennifer Check (Jennifer's Body, 2009)
Demon - Lucifer (The Exorcism of Emily Rose, 2005)
Beast: The giant Anaconda (Anaconda, 1997)
Possessed thing: Chucky (Child's Play 1988)
Ghost: the Bent-Neck lady (The Haunting of Hill House, 2018)
Devil: Peter Stormare’s Satan (Constantine, 2005)
Monster Hunter group: Owen, Blue, Echo, Delta and Charlie (Jurassic World, 2015)
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Haunted House: the Freeling home in Poltergeist (1982)
Witch: Eva Ernst, aka The Grand High Witch, The Witches (1990)
Serial Killer: Jack the Ripper, From Hell (2001)
Vampire: Severen (Near Dark, 1987)
Demon: Leland Gaunt (Needful Things, 1993)
ReyKahuka
Demon - Azazel (Fallen, 1998)
Slasher - Michael Myers (Halloween, 1978)
Friendly Freaks - The Addams Family (1991)
Alien - The Thing (The Thing 1982)
Mummy - Imhotep (The Mummy, 1999)
Monster Hunters, Group - The Frog Brothers (The Lost Boys, 1987)
Revenant - Eric Draven (The Crow, 1994)
Vampire - Dracula, (Bram Stoker's Dracula, 1992)
Cult - The New World (Cobra, 1986)
Serial Killer - Dexter Morgan (Dexter, 2006)
Satan - Lucifer (The Prophecy, 1995)
Kaiju - Cloverfield monster (Cloverfield 2008)
Possessed Thing - The tire (Rubber, 2010)
Beast - The Beast Of Gévaudan (Brotherhood of the Wolf, 2001)
Creature - The Killer (Split Second, 1992)
Haunted House - House (1986)
Werewolf - Max Dire (Full Eclipse, 1993)
Evil Genius - Sebastian Caine (Hollow Man, 2000)
Monster Hunter, solo - Van Helsing (2004)
Witch - Muriel (Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, 2013)
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Post by masterofallgoons on Oct 29, 2021 15:31:34 GMT
It's my time to land on a werewolf, however, these creatures aren't "werewolves," per se. The Gallier clan from Paul Schrader's remake of Cat People (1982). They turn into leopards instead of wolves. I was going to pick James Spader from Wolf, but that movie never really gels. Cat People I haven't seen in over 30 years, but it's one of those movies my sisters made me watch when I was really little (along with The Exorcist) and it scared the bejesus out of me. Slasher: Freddy Krueger (ANOES 1984) Beast: Jaws (Jaws 1975) Serial Killer: John Doe (Seven 1995) Monster Hunters: The Monster Squad (The Monster Squad 1987) Creature: Brundle Fly (The Fly 1986) Creature (small): Krites (Critters, 1986) Zombies - Return of the Living Dead (1986) Demon - Lead Cenobite (Hellraiser, 1987) Cult - Thuggees (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, 1984) Witch - Madame Blanc/Helena Markos (Suspiria, 2018) Possessed Thing - Christine (1983) Evil Genius - The Tall Man from Phantasm (1979) Monster Hunter, Solo - Constantine (2005) Alien - The alien from Slither (2006) Revenant - Brayker (Demon Knight 1995) Werepanthers - Galliers (Cat People, 1982) Ever seen the original Val Lewton Cat People? Lots of eerie fun.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Oct 29, 2021 15:32:21 GMT
When we were talking about Brotherhood of the Wolf being this crazy genre mashup that somehow totally works, and then this because of the time, period, and the source material, and then also before with how Van Helsing was such a waste of potential; I thought of The Brothers Grimm. A movie called The Brothers Grimm with that cast and directed by Terry Gilliam should have been great... but it's an unfocused mish mash of genre, tone, and muddled characterization. I think Gilliam was meddled with by the Weinsteins (what a shock) when Dimension took over production duties. Shame. Also, I'm sure I've gone on and on about this in the past, but the best version of all the universal monsters in one thing is Penny Dreadful. That show could have been so good if it was allowed to be after the 2nd season. I was just about to bring up The Brothers Grimm! Yeah it sucks, like really sucks. And with that cast and that director it should've been amazing. We keep talking about Penny Dreadful, but it's true. It was fantastic and should've kept going. There was a lot more story to tell, even if it meandered. Obviously I'll talk about Penny Dreadful to anyone who listen... and to many who won't.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Oct 29, 2021 15:35:33 GMT
I was just about to bring up The Brothers Grimm! Yeah it sucks, like really sucks. And with that cast and that director it should've been amazing. We keep talking about Penny Dreadful, but it's true. It was fantastic and should've kept going. There was a lot more story to tell, even if it meandered. Obviously I'll talk about Penny Dreadful to anyone who listen... and to many who won't. It's like me with BOTW. At least I finally know someone else on this board who's seen it.
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Post by klawrencio79 on Oct 29, 2021 15:48:22 GMT
It's my time to land on a werewolf, however, these creatures aren't "werewolves," per se. The Gallier clan from Paul Schrader's remake of Cat People (1982). They turn into leopards instead of wolves. I was going to pick James Spader from Wolf, but that movie never really gels. Cat People I haven't seen in over 30 years, but it's one of those movies my sisters made me watch when I was really little (along with The Exorcist) and it scared the bejesus out of me. Slasher: Freddy Krueger (ANOES 1984) Beast: Jaws (Jaws 1975) Serial Killer: John Doe (Seven 1995) Monster Hunters: The Monster Squad (The Monster Squad 1987) Creature: Brundle Fly (The Fly 1986) Creature (small): Krites (Critters, 1986) Zombies - Return of the Living Dead (1986) Demon - Lead Cenobite (Hellraiser, 1987) Cult - Thuggees (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, 1984) Witch - Madame Blanc/Helena Markos (Suspiria, 2018) Possessed Thing - Christine (1983) Evil Genius - The Tall Man from Phantasm (1979) Monster Hunter, Solo - Constantine (2005) Alien - The alien from Slither (2006) Revenant - Brayker (Demon Knight 1995) Werepanthers - Galliers (Cat People, 1982) I like the pick, but it has to be one werewolf. Should we go with Paul Gallier? Yeah, that works. Dickhead Malcolm McDowell and his non-New Orleans accent are always a hoot.
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Oct 29, 2021 16:29:46 GMT
Demon: Leland Gaunt (Needful Things, 1993)
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Post by klawrencio79 on Oct 29, 2021 17:33:03 GMT
Demon: Leland Gaunt (Needful Things, 1993) Not to split hairs, but I believe he was the devil in that movie, no?
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Post by masterofallgoons on Oct 29, 2021 18:37:58 GMT
Demon: Leland Gaunt (Needful Things, 1993) Not to split hairs, but I believe he was the devil in that movie, no? If I recall it's unspecified in the novel, but explicitly stated in the movie. |
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Oct 29, 2021 18:49:36 GMT
As commissioner I'm willing to let them leave it as is. The devil you know, and all that.
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Post by klawrencio79 on Oct 29, 2021 19:27:43 GMT
Friendly Freak time! Gotta go with Dr. Alec Holland from Wes Craven's Swamp Thing. I haven't seen this since I was a kid and while I remember loving it, something tells me it hasn't aged particularly well.
Slasher: Freddy Krueger (ANOES 1984)
Beast: Jaws (Jaws 1975)
Serial Killer: John Doe (Seven 1995)
Monster Hunters: The Monster Squad (The Monster Squad 1987)
Creature: Brundle Fly (The Fly 1986)
Creature (small): Krites (Critters, 1986)
Zombies - Return of the Living Dead (1986)
Demon - Lead Cenobite (Hellraiser, 1987)
Cult - Thuggees (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, 1984)
Witch - Madame Blanc/Helena Markos (Suspiria, 2018)
Possessed Thing - Christine (1983)
Evil Genius - The Tall Man from Phantasm (1979)
Monster Hunter, Solo - Constantine (2005)
Alien - The alien from Slither (2006)
Revenant - Brayker (Demon Knight 1995)
Werepanthers - Paul Gallier (Cat People, 1982)
Friendly Freak - Dr. Alec Holland (Swamp Thing, 1982)
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Oct 29, 2021 21:21:22 GMT
Friendly Freak time! Gotta go with Dr. Alec Holland from Wes Craven's Swamp Thing. I haven't seen this since I was a kid and while I remember loving it, something tells me it hasn't aged particularly well. Great pick. I haven't seen it in ages either, but it's perfect for this category.
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