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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 26, 2021 3:37:23 GMT
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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 26, 2021 3:38:25 GMT
What's wrong? What's wrong, honey?It's too soon.
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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 26, 2021 3:39:21 GMT
When are you due, ma'am?Not for another seven months.
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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 26, 2021 3:40:19 GMT
Have you had Lamaze?I haven't signed up for the course yet. I'm only two months along.
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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 26, 2021 3:41:19 GMT
You said "Come back next week."... You said it was just fluid retention... "Go home. Have fun."I'm not having fun.
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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 26, 2021 3:42:15 GMT
It's a beautiful, beautiful boy!
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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 26, 2021 3:43:33 GMT
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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 26, 2021 3:44:46 GMT
...His cells are developing at, what we feel is, four times the normal rate. Even though your son was only ten weeks old at birth, physically he was nine months and ready to leave your womb.
Nature has given us all an internal clock. It meters out life span, controls our growth. Your son's internal clock seems to be ticking faster than usual... Jack's cells are replicating at an unheard-of rate.
We feel that at age one, your son may be physically around age four.And if this continues throughout his life, by the time he reaches age ten, well, he could...
Appear to be an ordinary, full-grown, 40-year-old man...
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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 26, 2021 3:52:19 GMT
A teacher comes to his house every day.
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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 26, 2021 3:57:29 GMT
I saw him in the store with his mom... I though it was her husband at first... But, he's like a giant boy. He shaves and stuff.
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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 26, 2021 4:05:48 GMT
What happened? What did you do? Where does it hurt?
My Knee.
Let me see.
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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 26, 2021 4:10:12 GMT
I'm telling you, he's our age, but he looks 40... all hairy and everything.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 26, 2021 4:14:39 GMT
What do I want to be when I grow up? Alive.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 26, 2021 4:21:52 GMT
I can't believe you said that! You cussed! Oh, you said the 'B' word! Oh, you're going to get in so much trouble! You really are!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 26, 2021 4:25:48 GMT
You know, I was just thinking about the first time you ever rode a bike. Remember that?  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 26, 2021 4:31:48 GMT
I gotta go. I really got to go. Number one.  |
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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 26, 2021 4:46:42 GMT
Guess what I made for dessert... ...Chocolate Pudding! You're favorite!
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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 26, 2021 4:52:08 GMT
Hey, Dad, could we put up a basketball hoop?
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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 26, 2021 5:16:35 GMT
Oh. Got a problem?
It's bad for you.Since when is bein' bad... Bad? (LOL!)
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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 26, 2021 5:36:32 GMT
Jack, you'd better eat this... Eat it all.Watch out... He's gonna spew.
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