Post by damngumby on Nov 30, 2021 22:52:30 GMT
Saw it.
Barely passable. (And I’m being generous)
Just more of the same stuff we’ve seen endless times.
Yes, Ben Affleck vs. Matt Damon was distracting. Looked like two high school drama students trying to one up each other without bursting out laughing.
Oh yay, another movie with a washed out color palette and a ton of CGI.
What the eff was with those helmets? We need to see the actors face! So let’s design really dumb helmets to achieve that … authenticity and/or practicality be damned!
Spoilers below.
2.5 hours long … because they told the same story three freakin times. I mean, it might have been interesting if there had been significant differences between the points of view, but there really wasn’t. I also don’t need to see a woman get raped multiple times (same rape, different facial expressions). Looks like she didn’t like that! Oh, wow, looks like she really didn’t like it this time!
Isn’t it convenient that unwashed Kylo Ren showed up at the exact moment when he could get away with attacking miss home alone? Someone must have texted him that the coast was clear.
No heroes or villains to cheer or jeer for … unless you count men in general as the villains. Seems like the order of the day was to see who could be the biggest asshole.
The only “satisfying” part of the movie was in the postscript at the end when you learn her dick-head husband died a few years later and she lived happily ever after as a strong independent single mother ... in the 1300s. W.T.F. Was this thing directed by Ridley Scott or Allen Smithie?
Flaming arrows. Why is there always flaming arrows? Shhh, here they come, wait, wait, where’s my fire stick? Who’s got the freakin lighter? Argyle, can I borrow some fire? Good thing those approaching idiots don’t see or smell all those little fires everywhere as we wait to ambush them. Hey, why are we even in this movie? Oh, I see. Time for another battle scene that has nothing to do with the plot.
No CGI horses were harmed in the making of this film.
Kevin Costner school of foreign accents.
Yes, I was too generous.
Barely passable. (And I’m being generous)
Just more of the same stuff we’ve seen endless times.
Yes, Ben Affleck vs. Matt Damon was distracting. Looked like two high school drama students trying to one up each other without bursting out laughing.
Oh yay, another movie with a washed out color palette and a ton of CGI.
What the eff was with those helmets? We need to see the actors face! So let’s design really dumb helmets to achieve that … authenticity and/or practicality be damned!
Spoilers below.
2.5 hours long … because they told the same story three freakin times. I mean, it might have been interesting if there had been significant differences between the points of view, but there really wasn’t. I also don’t need to see a woman get raped multiple times (same rape, different facial expressions). Looks like she didn’t like that! Oh, wow, looks like she really didn’t like it this time!
Isn’t it convenient that unwashed Kylo Ren showed up at the exact moment when he could get away with attacking miss home alone? Someone must have texted him that the coast was clear.
No heroes or villains to cheer or jeer for … unless you count men in general as the villains. Seems like the order of the day was to see who could be the biggest asshole.
The only “satisfying” part of the movie was in the postscript at the end when you learn her dick-head husband died a few years later and she lived happily ever after as a strong independent single mother ... in the 1300s. W.T.F. Was this thing directed by Ridley Scott or Allen Smithie?
Flaming arrows. Why is there always flaming arrows? Shhh, here they come, wait, wait, where’s my fire stick? Who’s got the freakin lighter? Argyle, can I borrow some fire? Good thing those approaching idiots don’t see or smell all those little fires everywhere as we wait to ambush them. Hey, why are we even in this movie? Oh, I see. Time for another battle scene that has nothing to do with the plot.
No CGI horses were harmed in the making of this film.
Kevin Costner school of foreign accents.
Yes, I was too generous.