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Post by mattgarth on Dec 5, 2021 19:41:38 GMT
Giving it the old college try one more time.
Only no bells and whistles this round.
No songs, no puns, no bad jokes.
Not even a Bonus Round.
Just an avalanche of matchups.
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Post by Isapop on Dec 5, 2021 23:29:37 GMT
I won't sing, don't ask me
A new song? Don't task me
The new thing, the no-frills game
To sing another parody would be lame
You know it's...relaxing
And I'd say...non-taxing
To sit back, and let it roll
It's such a happy transformation in mood
To feel like Bridges when he's playing The Dude
Then I start to think of pairing actors
And the fear creeps in from many factors
Must shut out exterior distractors
For Heaven rest me
Those halfers stress me
And that's why
I won't sing, don't need it
I won't sing, concede it
It's now time to get a grip
I know that silly stuff like this has no place
But I'll just make up something now, just in case.
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Post by marshamae on Dec 6, 2021 0:47:21 GMT
Matchups GarthGame
However you choose to present
I’m just glad I can play it !
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Post by jervistetch on Dec 6, 2021 2:18:05 GMT
Hopefully I’ll be able to take part in this one.
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Post by mattgarth on Dec 6, 2021 11:59:07 GMT
Might it be a movie quote quiz? Like:
_____________________________________
"If you ain't playin' Garth, you ain't playin' Games!"
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Post by mattgarth on Dec 6, 2021 12:53:59 GMT
Or:
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"Player ain't got a Game of his own
... just a little link of a big Game
... the big Garth Game that belongs to everyone."
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Post by mattgarth on Dec 6, 2021 15:25:33 GMT
Or:
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"I wouldn't worry about these Garth Games if I were you.
Where else on these Classics Boards can a plain movie fan like me
... come in and post matchups with the QM.
And I'm not alone on this.
Player Marsha thanks you.
Player Kijii thanks you.
Player Bella thanks you.
And I assure you -- I thank you."
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Post by mattgarth on Dec 6, 2021 15:50:25 GMT
Or:
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"GARTH GAME -- I like the sound of those words.
They mean Players can post free -- Halfers or N-T-As, whichever they choose.
'GARTH GAME' are two words that make Players feel tight in the throat.
The same tightness Players get when they make it to D-D-C, or find the L-L-S, or score in the BR.
Some words can give you a feeling that makes your heart warm.
'GARTH GAME' are two of those words."
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Post by mattgarth on Dec 6, 2021 18:19:05 GMT
Or:
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"I guess this is just another Garth Game
And Players fought to match them
Because of one plain, simple rule --
Solve Garth Games"
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Post by Isapop on Dec 6, 2021 18:21:02 GMT
Game, gentlemen. Garth had games in both fists! And what is Game? Game is the mornin' and the evenin' star. It shines on the cradle of the Board. Hear ye, players. Game is the inspiration of poets and philosophers. Game is the voice of music. I'm talkin' about Garth game - not Garthless video games!
Halfers? Long as I got a foot, I'll kick halfers. And, as long as I got a fist, I'll punch 'em. And, as long as I got a tooth, I'll bite 'em. And, when I'm old and gray and toothless and bootless, I'll gum 'em till I go to the DDC and halfers goes to hell!
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Post by mattgarth on Dec 6, 2021 20:45:23 GMT
Or:
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"The Double Digit Club may be the answer though
It may be the one thing capable of saving this cockeyed Quiz"
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Post by mattgarth on Dec 7, 2021 12:50:38 GMT
Launching in a couple of hours.
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Post by Isapop on Dec 7, 2021 14:16:04 GMT
I'll have to miss this morning. I might be able to get in on the fun this afternoon. If it's still going, that is.
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Post by mattgarth on Dec 7, 2021 14:52:07 GMT
Ready to begin just as soon as Scorekeeper Stan finishes unpacking the extra set of N-T-A and Halfer signs.
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Post by mattgarth on Dec 7, 2021 15:08:20 GMT
The 'No-Frills' Contest has begun.
-- No Songs
-- No Quotes
-- No Bonus Round
-- No Jokes
-- No Gaffes
(You're lucky there's even a Scoreboard!)
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