What Films did You Watch Last Week (07/02 - 13/02) CLOSED

Lots of new/recents films. Nice!

Jackie Brown: Agreed. 8/10
RockNrolla: this is supposed to be my kind of stuff but have to agree with you again. 6/10

Im finishing S2 of The Mandalorian then it's on to Boba Fett

Mine:


The monster squad (1987 TV): What a perfectly fine movie this was! So colourful and fun. Absolutely loved it. It’s filled with amazing monsters, Frankenstein being my favourite, cool characters and I think my favourite might be the black cop. When his car exploded I was honestly shocked and it might be my favorite scene. Hard to say because there isn’t one bad scene. Can’t wait to add it to my October watchlist. 8.5/10



Rare exports (2010 Tubi): This Finnish film that resembles what it would look like if A Christmas story and Krampus had a baby, deserves one of my famous movie BREAKDOWN:
Settings/cinematography/costumes: 10/10

Acting/characters: 9/10 Story: 8.5/10

Soundtrack: 8/10 Comedy 7.5/10

Horror: 7/10

Now if I could explain this movie using only a few words it would be: Gingerbread cookies, bloody Santa and Jofa helmet. If that sounds interesting to you go ahead and watch it. The only complaint I can make about this wonderful gem is it’s too short and I wanted more. i’m actually taking half a point off because they didn’t show the whole thing. And by whole thing I’m not talking about the dongs because that, we saw plenty of (at the risk of sounding like a prude I thought these men cocks were very disgusting!)No, I am talking about that Santa Claus thing in the ice. Overall: 8.5/10


Silent night, deadly night (1984 Tubi): Oh my, oh my! Right off the first 10 minutes of this movie I knew it would be way more bonkers than Sleepaway camp. this movie was everything I wished it would be and more. Way better than Black Christmas too. I was surprised by the quality of the picture although I noticed a few times where it somehow suddenly looked like home video only to come back to great quality a few seconds after. Strange. Anyways, I really enjoyed this a lot. It became an instant classic in my book. My rating: 8/10



Christmas Evil (“Better watch out”1980 tubi) You know, when you’re watching a holiday movie, even if it’s the horror genre, you’re supposed to get a little bit of that festive and warm Christmasy vibe. Well not with this one! It goes all the way cringe with the worst decorations. I’m glad I didn’t watch this around Christmas time cause it’s way too creepy. Even the toys were scary! How is that!? It had some very good lines like:

Kid: “I wish for a lifetime subscription to the Penthouse magazines.”
Killer: “Moss Garcia!”
Or
I’ll tell you Harry, I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. (When speaking about “the tune”) Oh and Mommy’s slap to her kid’s face at the 31 minute mark was glorious too. Overall, not my kind of movie. My rating: 5.5/10



Santa Sangre (1989 tubi): When I watch this kind of weird movie I wonder how these directors managed to get all these people to do this crazy stuff when I couldn’t even get my high school friends to jump on board with my wicked short film ideas. Like, what do he tells them? “ Alright so, cast member # 127, you’re going to meet the young deaf girl for the first time in the middle of the street and then you’re going to take your ear off and try to feed it to her.” I am in awe before that and enjoy this kind of wicked stuff quite a bit. It could’ve been better tough. 7/10


Soul (2020 DVD): Very nice film but unfortunately, I failed to fully connect with it. At the peak of its emotional charge, I barely felt anything. The music is superb and sometimes surpassed what was happening on screen, imo. My rating: 7/10



Sleepaway camp (1983 Tubi): I’m not too sure what to say about this one. I can’t say it’s a good movie nor is it a bad one. I wish I could say it’s so bad it’s good but no, that’s not it either. I would say it’s below average, barely any gore and not very exciting. The final scene made laugh hard though! 5/10