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Post by brandomarlon2003 on May 27, 2017 21:27:59 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. SPOILER: Click to show 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtaheck for changing his avatars too often. 33. Because other posters complained continually about him changing his socks. (hmmm that one just might be true (?) 34. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries! 35. He was too far in arrears with his Hitman's Union dues. 36. Because Jason Statham felt it was "Expendable"....ha, ha (sorry)
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Post by BATouttaheck on May 28, 2017 1:50:34 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtaheck for changing his avatars too often. 33. Because other posters complained continually about him changing his socks. (hmmm that one just might be true (?) 34. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries! 35. He was too far in arrears with his Hitman's Union dues. 36. Because Jason Statham felt it was "Expendable"....ha, ha (sorry) 37. The truth is that he was not banned. He quit voluntarily and became a cloistered monk.
*What's with the ufg? It's an infinity thread. Anyhoo, why ufg at 36?
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Post by Catman on May 28, 2017 3:15:18 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtaheck for changing his avatars too often. 33. Because other posters complained continually about him changing his socks. (hmmm that one just might be true (?) 34. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries! 35. He was too far in arrears with his Hitman's Union dues. 36. Because Jason Statham felt it was "Expendable"....ha, ha (sorry) 37. The truth is that he was not banned. He quit voluntarily and became a cloistered monk. 38. The Mechanic is believed to be banned. And he must let the world think that he is banned, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.
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Post by tarathian123 on May 28, 2017 11:53:21 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtaheck for changing his avatars too often. 33. Because other posters complained continually about him changing his socks. (hmmm that one just might be true (?) 34. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries! 35. He was too far in arrears with his Hitman's Union dues. 36. Because Jason Statham felt it was "Expendable"....ha, ha (sorry) 37. The truth is that he was not banned. He quit voluntarily and became a cloistered monk. 38. The Mechanic is believed to be banned. And he must let the world think that he is banned, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him. 39. He was caught stealing women's under-garments that were drying on a line. Is he really a she?
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Post by BATouttaheck on May 28, 2017 11:54:19 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtaheck for changing his avatars too often. 33. Because other posters complained continually about him changing his socks. (hmmm that one just might be true (?) 34. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries! 35. He was too far in arrears with his Hitman's Union dues. 36. Because Jason Statham felt it was "Expendable"....ha, ha (sorry) 37. The truth is that he was not banned. He quit voluntarily and became a cloistered monk. 38. The Mechanic is believed to be banned. And he must let the world think that he is banned, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him. 39. He was caught stealing women's under-garments that were drying on a line. Is he really a she?
40. He was seen once too often driving his garbage down the street and banging the hell out of it with a stick.
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Post by tarathian123 on May 28, 2017 12:04:15 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtaheck for changing his avatars too often. 33. Because other posters complained continually about him changing his socks. (hmmm that one just might be true (?) 34. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries! 35. He was too far in arrears with his Hitman's Union dues. 36. Because Jason Statham felt it was "Expendable"....ha, ha (sorry) 37. The truth is that he was not banned. He quit voluntarily and became a cloistered monk. 38. The Mechanic is believed to be banned. And he must let the world think that he is banned, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him. 39. He was caught stealing women's under-garments that were drying on a line. Is he really a she?
40. He was seen once too often driving his garbage down the street and banging the hell out of it with a stick. 41. The banned mechanic was only a stand-in. The real one was abducted by space aliens two months ago.
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Post by Catman on May 28, 2017 12:48:36 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtaheck for changing his avatars too often. 33. Because other posters complained continually about him changing his socks. (hmmm that one just might be true (?) 34. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries! 35. He was too far in arrears with his Hitman's Union dues. 36. Because Jason Statham felt it was "Expendable"....ha, ha (sorry) 37. The truth is that he was not banned. He quit voluntarily and became a cloistered monk. 38. The Mechanic is believed to be banned. And he must let the world think that he is banned, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him. 39. He was caught stealing women's under-garments that were drying on a line. Is he really a she?
40. He was seen once too often driving his garbage down the street and banging the hell out of it with a stick. 41. The banned mechanic was only a stand-in. The real one was abducted by space aliens two months ago. 42. He was caught mixing his recyclables with his trash.
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Post by tarathian123 on May 28, 2017 13:04:34 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtaheck for changing his avatars too often. 33. Because other posters complained continually about him changing his socks. (hmmm that one just might be true (?) 34. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries! 35. He was too far in arrears with his Hitman's Union dues. 36. Because Jason Statham felt it was "Expendable"....ha, ha (sorry) 37. The truth is that he was not banned. He quit voluntarily and became a cloistered monk. 38. The Mechanic is believed to be banned. And he must let the world think that he is banned, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him. 39. He was caught stealing women's under-garments that were drying on a line. Is he really a she?
40. He was seen once too often driving his garbage down the street and banging the hell out of it with a stick. 41. The banned mechanic was only a stand-in. The real one was abducted by space aliens two months ago. 42. He was caught mixing his recyclables with his trash. 43. Repeated delusions that he was Napoleon. The pig, not the emperor.
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Post by brandomarlon2003 on May 28, 2017 13:10:25 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtaheck for changing his avatars too often. 33. Because other posters complained continually about him changing his socks. (hmmm that one just might be true (?) 34. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries! 35. He was too far in arrears with his Hitman's Union dues. 36. Because Jason Statham felt it was "Expendable"....ha, ha (sorry) 37. The truth is that he was not banned. He quit voluntarily and became a cloistered monk. 38. The Mechanic is believed to be banned. And he must let the world think that he is banned, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him. 39. He was caught stealing women's under-garments that were drying on a line. Is he really a she?
40. He was seen once too often driving his garbage down the street and banging the hell out of it with a stick. 41. The banned mechanic was only a stand-in. The real one was abducted by space aliens two months ago. 42. He was caught mixing his recyclables with his trash. 43. Repeated delusions that he was Napoleon. The pig, not the emperor. 44. Because Statham shat in his pants and was too busy wiping his ass and cleaning up the mess.
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Post by Catman on May 28, 2017 13:34:01 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtaheck for changing his avatars too often. 33. Because other posters complained continually about him changing his socks. (hmmm that one just might be true (?) 34. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries! 35. He was too far in arrears with his Hitman's Union dues. 36. Because Jason Statham felt it was "Expendable"....ha, ha (sorry) 37. The truth is that he was not banned. He quit voluntarily and became a cloistered monk. 38. The Mechanic is believed to be banned. And he must let the world think that he is banned, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him. 39. He was caught stealing women's under-garments that were drying on a line. Is he really a she?
40. He was seen once too often driving his garbage down the street and banging the hell out of it with a stick. 41. The banned mechanic was only a stand-in. The real one was abducted by space aliens two months ago. 42. He was caught mixing his recyclables with his trash. 43. Repeated delusions that he was Napoleon. The pig, not the emperor. 44. Because Statham shat in his pants and was too busy wiping his ass and cleaning up the mess. 45. He forgot to renew his driver's license for two years.
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Post by tarathian123 on May 28, 2017 13:35:01 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtaheck for changing his avatars too often. 33. Because other posters complained continually about him changing his socks. (hmmm that one just might be true (?) 34. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries! 35. He was too far in arrears with his Hitman's Union dues. 36. Because Jason Statham felt it was "Expendable"....ha, ha (sorry) 37. The truth is that he was not banned. He quit voluntarily and became a cloistered monk. 38. The Mechanic is believed to be banned. And he must let the world think that he is banned, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him. 39. He was caught stealing women's under-garments that were drying on a line. Is he really a she?
40. He was seen once too often driving his garbage down the street and banging the hell out of it with a stick. 41. The banned mechanic was only a stand-in. The real one was abducted by space aliens two months ago. 42. He was caught mixing his recyclables with his trash. 43. Repeated delusions that he was Napoleon. The pig, not the emperor. 44. Because Statham shat in his pants and was too busy wiping his ass and cleaning up the mess. 45. He forgot to renew his driver's license for two years. 46. He discovered that Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy don't really exist, and he went berserk.
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Post by Catman on May 28, 2017 15:18:08 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtaheck for changing his avatars too often. 33. Because other posters complained continually about him changing his socks. (hmmm that one just might be true (?) 34. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries! 35. He was too far in arrears with his Hitman's Union dues. 36. Because Jason Statham felt it was "Expendable"....ha, ha (sorry) 37. The truth is that he was not banned. He quit voluntarily and became a cloistered monk. 38. The Mechanic is believed to be banned. And he must let the world think that he is banned, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him. 39. He was caught stealing women's under-garments that were drying on a line. Is he really a she?
40. He was seen once too often driving his garbage down the street and banging the hell out of it with a stick. 41. The banned mechanic was only a stand-in. The real one was abducted by space aliens two months ago. 42. He was caught mixing his recyclables with his trash. 43. Repeated delusions that he was Napoleon. The pig, not the emperor. 44. Because Statham shat in his pants and was too busy wiping his ass and cleaning up the mess. 45. He forgot to renew his driver's license for two years. 46. He discovered that Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy don't really exist, and he went berserk. 47. He mixed his whites and colors when doing laundry.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2017 20:22:02 GMT
ossibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtaheck for changing his avatars too often. 33. Because other posters complained continually about him changing his socks. (hmmm that one just might be true (?) 34. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries! 35. He was too far in arrears with his Hitman's Union dues. 36. Because Jason Statham felt it was "Expendable"....ha, ha (sorry) 37. The truth is that he was not banned. He quit voluntarily and became a cloistered monk. 38. The Mechanic is believed to be banned. And he must let the world think that he is banned, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him. 39. He was caught stealing women's under-garments that were drying on a line. Is he really a she?
40. He was seen once too often driving his garbage down the street and banging the hell out of it with a stick. 41. The banned mechanic was only a stand-in. The real one was abducted by space aliens two months ago. 42. He was caught mixing his recyclables with his trash. 43. Repeated delusions that he was Napoleon. The pig, not the emperor. 44. Because Statham shat in his pants and was too busy wiping his ass and cleaning up the mess. 45. He forgot to renew his driver's license for two years. 46. He discovered that Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy don't really exist, and he went berserk. 47. He mixed his whites and colors when doing laundry. 48. He/she didn't fix my Chevy pickup properly so i reported to admin.
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Post by tarathian123 on May 28, 2017 20:42:41 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtaheck for changing his avatars too often. 33. Because other posters complained continually about him changing his socks. (hmmm that one just might be true (?) 34. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries! 35. He was too far in arrears with his Hitman's Union dues. 36. Because Jason Statham felt it was "Expendable"....ha, ha (sorry) 37. The truth is that he was not banned. He quit voluntarily and became a cloistered monk. 38. The Mechanic is believed to be banned. And he must let the world think that he is banned, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him. 39. He was caught stealing women's under-garments that were drying on a line. Is he really a she?
40. He was seen once too often driving his garbage down the street and banging the hell out of it with a stick. 41. The banned mechanic was only a stand-in. The real one was abducted by space aliens two months ago. 42. He was caught mixing his recyclables with his trash. 43. Repeated delusions that he was Napoleon. The pig, not the emperor. 44. Because Statham shat in his pants and was too busy wiping his ass and cleaning up the mess. 45. He forgot to renew his driver's license for two years. 46. He discovered that Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy don't really exist, and he went berserk. 47. He mixed his whites and colors when doing laundry. 48. He/she didn't fix my Chevy pickup properly so i reported to admin. 49. He hasn't been banned. He was caught in Area 51 trying to "Phone Home", and is being held there for further investigation.
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Post by BATouttaheck on May 28, 2017 22:04:15 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtaheck for changing his avatars too often. 33. Because other posters complained continually about him changing his socks. (hmmm that one just might be true (?) 34. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries! 35. He was too far in arrears with his Hitman's Union dues. 36. Because Jason Statham felt it was "Expendable"....ha, ha (sorry) 37. The truth is that he was not banned. He quit voluntarily and became a cloistered monk. 38. The Mechanic is believed to be banned. And he must let the world think that he is banned, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him. 39. He was caught stealing women's under-garments that were drying on a line. Is he really a she?
40. He was seen once too often driving his garbage down the street and banging the hell out of it with a stick. 41. The banned mechanic was only a stand-in. The real one was abducted by space aliens two months ago. 42. He was caught mixing his recyclables with his trash. 43. Repeated delusions that he was Napoleon. The pig, not the emperor. 44. Because Statham shat in his pants and was too busy wiping his ass and cleaning up the mess. 45. He forgot to renew his driver's license for two years. 46. He discovered that Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy don't really exist, and he went berserk. 47. He mixed his whites and colors when doing laundry. 48. He/she didn't fix my Chevy pickup properly so i reported to admin. 49. He hasn't been banned. He was caught in Area 51 trying to "Phone Home", and is being held there for further investigation. 50. To inspire this curiously addictive thread. The original poster has vanished and the true meaning of his OP is a total mystery to one and all. But do we care ?
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Post by tarathian123 on May 28, 2017 22:18:33 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtaheck for changing his avatars too often. 33. Because other posters complained continually about him changing his socks. (hmmm that one just might be true (?) 34. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries! 35. He was too far in arrears with his Hitman's Union dues. 36. Because Jason Statham felt it was "Expendable"....ha, ha (sorry) 37. The truth is that he was not banned. He quit voluntarily and became a cloistered monk. 38. The Mechanic is believed to be banned. And he must let the world think that he is banned, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him. 39. He was caught stealing women's under-garments that were drying on a line. Is he really a she?
40. He was seen once too often driving his garbage down the street and banging the hell out of it with a stick. 41. The banned mechanic was only a stand-in. The real one was abducted by space aliens two months ago. 42. He was caught mixing his recyclables with his trash. 43. Repeated delusions that he was Napoleon. The pig, not the emperor. 44. Because Statham shat in his pants and was too busy wiping his ass and cleaning up the mess. 45. He forgot to renew his driver's license for two years. 46. He discovered that Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy don't really exist, and he went berserk. 47. He mixed his whites and colors when doing laundry. 48. He/she didn't fix my Chevy pickup properly so i reported to admin. 49. He hasn't been banned. He was caught in Area 51 trying to "Phone Home", and is being held there for further investigation. 50. To inspire this curiously addictive thread. The original poster has vanished and the true meaning of his OP is a total mystery to one and all. But do we care ? 51. Not a jot!! To continue...He fell in love with a Triffid, and they are now enjoying a honeymoon somewhere in the Amazonian jungle. A movie is planned.
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Post by BATouttaheck on May 29, 2017 5:58:56 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtaheck for changing his avatars too often. 33. Because other posters complained continually about him changing his socks. (hmmm that one just might be true (?) 34. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries! 35. He was too far in arrears with his Hitman's Union dues. 36. Because Jason Statham felt it was "Expendable"....ha, ha (sorry) 37. The truth is that he was not banned. He quit voluntarily and became a cloistered monk. 38. The Mechanic is believed to be banned. And he must let the world think that he is banned, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him. 39. He was caught stealing women's under-garments that were drying on a line. Is he really a she?
40. He was seen once too often driving his garbage down the street and banging the hell out of it with a stick. 41. The banned mechanic was only a stand-in. The real one was abducted by space aliens two months ago. 42. He was caught mixing his recyclables with his trash. 43. Repeated delusions that he was Napoleon. The pig, not the emperor. 44. Because Statham shat in his pants and was too busy wiping his ass and cleaning up the mess. 45. He forgot to renew his driver's license for two years. 46. He discovered that Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy don't really exist, and he went berserk. 47. He mixed his whites and colors when doing laundry. 48. He/she didn't fix my Chevy pickup properly so i reported to admin. 49. He hasn't been banned. He was caught in Area 51 trying to "Phone Home", and is being held there for further investigation. 50. To inspire this curiously addictive thread. The original poster has vanished and the true meaning of his OP is a total mystery to one and all. But do we care ? 51. Not a jot!! To continue...He fell in love with a Triffid, and they are now enjoying a honeymoon somewhere in the Amazonian jungle. A movie is planned. 51a Note Re: #51. It is rumored that Jason Statham will star in said movie.
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Post by tarathian123 on May 29, 2017 6:08:29 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks. 14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that. 27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtaheck for changing his avatars too often. 33. Because other posters complained continually about him changing his socks. (hmmm that one just might be true (?) 34. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries! 35. He was too far in arrears with his Hitman's Union dues. 36. Because Jason Statham felt it was "Expendable"....ha, ha (sorry) 37. The truth is that he was not banned. He quit voluntarily and became a cloistered monk. 38. The Mechanic is believed to be banned. And he must let the world think that he is banned, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him. 39. He was caught stealing women's under-garments that were drying on a line. Is he really a she? 40. He was seen once too often driving his garbage down the street and banging the hell out of it with a stick. 41. The banned mechanic was only a stand-in. The real one was abducted by space aliens two months ago. 42. He was caught mixing his recyclables with his trash. 43. Repeated delusions that he was Napoleon. The pig, not the emperor. 44. Because Statham shat in his pants and was too busy wiping his ass and cleaning up the mess. 45. He forgot to renew his driver's license for two years. 46. He discovered that Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy don't really exist, and he went berserk. 47. He mixed his whites and colors when doing laundry. 48. He/she didn't fix my Chevy pickup properly so i reported to admin. 49. He hasn't been banned. He was caught in Area 51 trying to "Phone Home", and is being held there for further investigation. 50. To inspire this curiously addictive thread. The original poster has vanished and the true meaning of his OP is a total mystery to one and all. But do we care ? 51. Not a jot!! To continue...He fell in love with a Triffid, and they are now enjoying a honeymoon somewhere in the Amazonian jungle. A movie is planned. 51a Note Re: #51. It is rumored that Jason Statham will star in said movie. 52. BREAKING NEWS that the Mechanic is trying for a solo attempt on Mount Everest. Spotted in the South Col talking to a Yeti. Probably fake news. To be confirmed.
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Post by tarathian123 on May 29, 2017 6:16:02 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks. 14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that. 27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtaheck for changing his avatars too often. 33. Because other posters complained continually about him changing his socks. (hmmm that one just might be true (?) 34. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries! 35. He was too far in arrears with his Hitman's Union dues. 36. Because Jason Statham felt it was "Expendable"....ha, ha (sorry) 37. The truth is that he was not banned. He quit voluntarily and became a cloistered monk. 38. The Mechanic is believed to be banned. And he must let the world think that he is banned, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him. 39. He was caught stealing women's under-garments that were drying on a line. Is he really a she? 40. He was seen once too often driving his garbage down the street and banging the hell out of it with a stick. 41. The banned mechanic was only a stand-in. The real one was abducted by space aliens two months ago. 42. He was caught mixing his recyclables with his trash. 43. Repeated delusions that he was Napoleon. The pig, not the emperor. 44. Because Statham shat in his pants and was too busy wiping his ass and cleaning up the mess. 45. He forgot to renew his driver's license for two years. 46. He discovered that Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy don't really exist, and he went berserk. 47. He mixed his whites and colors when doing laundry. 48. He/she didn't fix my Chevy pickup properly so i reported to admin. 49. He hasn't been banned. He was caught in Area 51 trying to "Phone Home", and is being held there for further investigation. 50. To inspire this curiously addictive thread. The original poster has vanished and the true meaning of his OP is a total mystery to one and all. But do we care ? 51. Not a jot!! To continue...He fell in love with a Triffid, and they are now enjoying a honeymoon somewhere in the Amazonian jungle. A movie is planned. 51a Note Re: #51. It is rumored that Jason Statham will star in said movie. 52. BREAKING NEWS that the Mechanic is trying for a solo attempt on Mount Everest. Spotted in the South Col talking to a Yeti. Probably fake news. To be confirmed. 53. Out of turn, but MORE BREAKING NEWS. The Mechanic was observed finding a full face mask in a creek. Having apparently recently watched the movie "The Mask", he excitedly tried it on. According to said observers he immediately disappeared, and hasn't been seen since. Police are baffled. 53a. In view of all the bizarre rumours and reports surrounding the Mechanic does this mean we are now faced with possible world-wide copycat Mechanics? Watch this space.
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Post by BATouttaheck on May 29, 2017 11:11:53 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks. 14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that. 27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtaheck for changing his avatars too often. 33. Because other posters complained continually about him changing his socks. (hmmm that one just might be true (?) 34. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries! 35. He was too far in arrears with his Hitman's Union dues. 36. Because Jason Statham felt it was "Expendable"....ha, ha (sorry) 37. The truth is that he was not banned. He quit voluntarily and became a cloistered monk. 38. The Mechanic is believed to be banned. And he must let the world think that he is banned, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him. 39. He was caught stealing women's under-garments that were drying on a line. Is he really a she? 40. He was seen once too often driving his garbage down the street and banging the hell out of it with a stick. 41. The banned mechanic was only a stand-in. The real one was abducted by space aliens two months ago. 42. He was caught mixing his recyclables with his trash. 43. Repeated delusions that he was Napoleon. The pig, not the emperor. 44. Because Statham shat in his pants and was too busy wiping his ass and cleaning up the mess. 45. He forgot to renew his driver's license for two years. 46. He discovered that Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy don't really exist, and he went berserk. 47. He mixed his whites and colors when doing laundry. 48. He/she didn't fix my Chevy pickup properly so i reported to admin. 49. He hasn't been banned. He was caught in Area 51 trying to "Phone Home", and is being held there for further investigation. 50. To inspire this curiously addictive thread. The original poster has vanished and the true meaning of his OP is a total mystery to one and all. But do we care ? 51. Not a jot!! To continue...He fell in love with a Triffid, and they are now enjoying a honeymoon somewhere in the Amazonian jungle. A movie is planned. 51a Note Re: #51. It is rumored that Jason Statham will star in said movie. 52. BREAKING NEWS that the Mechanic is trying for a solo attempt on Mount Everest. Spotted in the South Col talking to a Yeti. Probably fake news. To be confirmed. 53. Out of turn, but MORE BREAKING NEWS. The Mechanic was observed finding a full face mask in a creek. Having apparently recently watched the movie "The Mask", he excitedly tried it on. According to said observers he immediately disappeared, and hasn't been seen since. Police are baffled. 53a. In view of all the bizarre rumours and reports surrounding the Mechanic does this mean we are now faced with possible world-wide copycat Mechanics? Watch this space. 54. A man resembling Mechanic was spotted climbing the Empire State Building carrying a woman. It is feared that he missed IMDb-2 so much that he is trying to recreate his favorite film scenes.
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