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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2022 18:50:07 GMT
Act One Scene One: Joker Meets Harley
Joker enters stage left in a sparkly purple suit. Starts dancing.
Joker (singing):
We are the dark ones
Here at Arkham
That’s how they like ‘em
In this asylum!
Life’s a gag, that’s what I say!
How about another joke, Murr-RAY?!
Enter Harley stage right with a chorus line of clowns
Harley (singing):
I’m Harley, Harley, Harley Quinn
I’m Joker’s psycho female twin
He kills you once I kill ya again
With a big ol’ crazy evil grin
I’m Harley Harley Quinn!
Clown Chorus Line: She’s Harley Harley Quinn!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2022 18:50:29 GMT
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Post by Nalkarj on Jun 15, 2022 21:35:02 GMT
In all sort-of seriousness, when I heard this my first thought was I hope they get people who know how to write musicals. But who’m I kiddin’, they probably won’t.
I’m hearing the following as a foxtrot written by Kurt Weill, though it’s far longer than 32-bar. It’s pretty dark, though of course that fits the character. And it’s very rhymed, maybe overrhymed, but I thought that’d fit the Joker’s surface jokiness.
These Scars
You wanna know how I
Got these scars?
You wanna know why I
Look so handsome?
It wasn’t hangin’ out at
The wrong kind o’ bars,
It wasn’t from catchin’ some
Relation o’ SARS…
You wanna know?
You wish ya knew?
You wanna know?
Well, sure ya do!
Oh, will I tell you—
And some!
Dad was a drinker,
Dad was a fiend,
Dad woulda disappeared if CPS intervened!
Mom was a sweetheart,
Mom was a saint,
Mom tried her best to save me—Dad thought that was quaint.
Dad took out a kitchen knife,
Put it to his lovely wife,
Ended all her saintly strife,
Then he turned to me.
And in my mouth he sticks the blade,
Says, “Sonny-boy, don’t be afraid,
I’ll help you put a smile on that long, long face!”
His joy, oh boy, is oh so delirious.
He looks and says now why so…
No!
You wanna know why I
Have these scars?
You wanna know how I
Got
So hot?
Lean in and jot
It down:
I had a woman,
I had a wife,
She was the reason I kept on livin’ life.
She liked to gamble,
She liked to ramble,
She liked to tell me I should smile more!
She liked to gamble,
One day the gamblers
Went and tore my place up,
Lookin’ for dough.
Then they carved my wifey’s face up.
That’s how things go, y’know?
So I wanna look more like her,
So I wanna smile more,
So I want my dad to love me,
So I want my mom to live,
So in my mouth I stick a blade
And think, Now, boy, don’t be imperious!
I say oh why so…
You wanna know why each
Scar that scares?
You wanna know how I got so damn attractive?
The fact of
The matter
Is this:
Who cares?
{music}
Who cares?
{music}
Who cares?
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Post by Hauntedknight87 on Jun 16, 2022 2:30:01 GMT
There should be some version of Bad Romance, especially if Lady Gaga does play Harley.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2022 3:04:25 GMT
There should be some version of Bad Romance, especially if Lady Gaga does play Harley. Or “Joker Face” (Stole this from Chalice_Of_Evil who posted it on the other thread)
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