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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Aug 6, 2022 23:24:50 GMT
you just gotta get right with nature Rissa, to be out amongst the animals, and the birds, to shoot an arrow straight through a deers lungs, and have it run off, until you chase it down and finish it with a buck knife, then drag its carcass back to yur truck.....it's life affirming plus I won't run into it on my way to work and they're delicious No thank you Somebody needs to shoot an arrow at him... I'm vegetarian and an animal-rights supporter.
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Aug 6, 2022 23:26:25 GMT
Toilet paper. You can't wipe your arse with beer... But there are always spirits and wines to drink. Classy as always! Wait a sec... when you were in New York, you discovered bidets! You should see the ones the Japanese have developed, very high-tech hands-off! Of course, they start selling at about $3,000... or maybe that's yen...
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Post by ant-mac on Aug 7, 2022 0:31:19 GMT
Toilet paper. You can't wipe your arse with beer... But there are always spirits and wines to drink. Classy as always! Wait a sec... when you were in New York, you discovered bidets! You should see the ones the Japanese have developed, very high-tech hands-off! Of course, they start selling at about $3,000... or maybe that's yen... A garden hose would be just as effective... and a lot cheaper. Tough luck on the neighbours though...
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Aug 7, 2022 0:40:54 GMT
Classy as always! Wait a sec... when you were in New York, you discovered bidets! You should see the ones the Japanese have developed, very high-tech hands-off! Of course, they start selling at about $3,000... or maybe that's yen... A garden hose would be just as effective... and a lot cheaper. Tough luck on the neighbours though... Occam's Razor - the simplest solution is usually the right one, lol! But maybe more complicated, not getting clothing wet.
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Post by ant-mac on Aug 7, 2022 0:47:04 GMT
A garden hose would be just as effective... and a lot cheaper. Tough luck on the neighbours though... Occam's Razor - the simplest solution is usually the right one, lol! But maybe more complicated, not getting clothing wet. Who mentioned clothing? Like I said, tough luck on the neighbours...
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Aug 7, 2022 0:54:28 GMT
Occam's Razor - the simplest solution is usually the right one, lol! But maybe more complicated, not getting clothing wet. Who mentioned clothing? Like I said, tough luck on the neighbours... Man, I walked right into that one, didn't I?
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Post by ant-mac on Aug 7, 2022 0:55:24 GMT
Who mentioned clothing? Like I said, tough luck on the neighbours... Man, I walked right into that one, didn't I?
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Aug 7, 2022 0:58:03 GMT
Man, I walked right into that one, didn't I? Yeah? Well, where I live, men who drink beer don't need toilet paper, they just pee off the porch!
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Post by ant-mac on Aug 7, 2022 1:00:15 GMT
Yeah? Well, where I live, men who drink beer don't need toilet paper, they just pee off the porch! I hope for their sake the wind is blowing in the right direction.
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Aug 7, 2022 1:02:14 GMT
Yeah? Well, where I live, men who drink beer don't need toilet paper, they just pee off the porch! I hope for their sake the wind is blowing in the right direction. Where they aim has a lot to do with how much beer they have had!
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Post by ant-mac on Aug 7, 2022 1:44:32 GMT
I hope for their sake the wind is blowing in the right direction. Where they aim has a lot to do with how much beer they have had! Buy a ping pong ball, paint it a bright colour, mount it on a long stick and let nature take its course.
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Aug 7, 2022 1:50:36 GMT
Where they aim has a lot to do with how much beer they have had! Buy a ping pong ball, paint it a bright colour, mount it on a long stick and let nature take its course. I just prefer to be elsewhere, if at all possible. I had an ex who could drink an entire case - not a six-pack, but a CASE - of beer in one night. OMG, and he just kept talking and drinking and talking... he never f-ing passed out! He got kicked to the curb not long after...
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Post by ant-mac on Aug 7, 2022 2:02:50 GMT
Buy a ping pong ball, paint it a bright colour, mount it on a long stick and let nature take its course. I just prefer to be elsewhere, if at all possible. I had an ex who could drink an entire case - not a six-pack, but a CASE - of beer in one night. OMG, and he just kept talking and drinking and talking... he never f-ing passed out! He got kicked to the curb not long after... A carton of beer - at least the brand I drink - contains 30 cans, which normally lasts me a couple of months. I try to remember to have at least one can every day, but I often forget... or get apple juice instead. And, of course, I might choose to have a hock, lime and lemon instead, if I'm in the mood.
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Aug 7, 2022 2:07:52 GMT
I just prefer to be elsewhere, if at all possible. I had an ex who could drink an entire case - not a six-pack, but a CASE - of beer in one night. OMG, and he just kept talking and drinking and talking... he never f-ing passed out! He got kicked to the curb not long after... A carton of beer - at least the brand I drink - contains 30 cans, which normally lasts me a couple of months. I try to remember to have at least one can every day, but I often forget... or get apple juice instead. And, of course, I might choose to have a hock, lime and lemon instead, if I'm in the mood. Yeah, thirty cans sound about right... One a day? You would not be in danger of being kicked to the curb.
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Post by ant-mac on Aug 7, 2022 2:24:37 GMT
A carton of beer - at least the brand I drink - contains 30 cans, which normally lasts me a couple of months. I try to remember to have at least one can every day, but I often forget... or get apple juice instead. And, of course, I might choose to have a hock, lime and lemon instead, if I'm in the mood. Yeah, thirty cans sound about right... One a day? You would not be in danger of being kicked to the curb. Well, during the worst of Summer, I've been known to have two - maybe even three - cans in a day... Of course, during the worst of Winter, I've been known to make a can of beer last me for two days... So it all evens out.
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Aug 7, 2022 23:16:03 GMT
Two years ago at work, I went to the toilet to do what nature intended. The Environmental Services crew (janitors and housekeeping) hadn't done what they were supposed to do, I was forced to use toilet seat cover paper instead of the usual toilet paper, as there was none.
Ever since, I at least check it there's toilet paper before I locked the stall behind me.
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Post by kls on Aug 7, 2022 23:34:27 GMT
Couldn't care less if there was a shortage of beer. But seriously wasn't the tp shortage history about 2 years ago??
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Post by ant-mac on Aug 7, 2022 23:40:47 GMT
Couldn't care less if there was a shortage of beer. But seriously wasn't the tp shortage history about 2 years ago?? I can't comment about where you live, but where I live, there seems to be a steady supply. However, the overall availability of supply has yet to recover to the same levels as before COVID. It might seem strange, but the possibility of a shortage always seems to be just around the corner.
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Aug 7, 2022 23:48:42 GMT
Couldn't care less if there was a shortage of beer. But seriously wasn't the tp shortage history about 2 years ago?? I can't comment about where you live, but where I live, there seems to be a steady supply. However, the overall availability of supply has yet to recover to the same levels as before COVID. It might seem strange, but the possibility of a shortage always seems to be just around the corner. During the pandemic lockdown here in the USA, there was a shortage. I went into the local grocery store and was stunned by the completely empty shelves; I even took a photo of it. But I, having lived in the country for so long, during winter freezes, deep snow and electrical blackouts, had long ago learned that there were certain things to not run out of. So, I was fine!
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Post by ant-mac on Aug 8, 2022 0:01:42 GMT
I can't comment about where you live, but where I live, there seems to be a steady supply. However, the overall availability of supply has yet to recover to the same levels as before COVID. It might seem strange, but the possibility of a shortage always seems to be just around the corner. During the pandemic lockdown here in the USA, there was a shortage. I went into the local grocery store and was stunned by the completely empty shelves; I even took a photo of it. But I, having lived in the country for so long, during winter freezes, deep snow and electrical blackouts, had long ago learned that there were certain things to not run out of. So, I was fine! Yes, during the early days of the global pandemic, there were shortages of toilet paper and other products as well. However, I've always kept a good back-up supply of most things I need or want. As a result, I never got below 96 rolls in the spare room... plus whatever was in the toilet as well.
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