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Post by Vodkie on Mar 9, 2017 7:54:37 GMT
rmcrae "i was your lover and your secraturah!" LMAO
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Post by rmcrae on Mar 10, 2017 4:07:33 GMT
rmcrae "i was your lover and your secraturah!" LMAO
HA! Cedric knows he's wrong... but so right. Bless MJB's heart.
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Post by Vodkie on Mar 10, 2017 19:14:49 GMT
rmcrae "i was your lover and your secraturah!" LMAO
HA! Cedric knows he's wrong... but so right. Bless MJB's heart.
LMAO Say office assistant. he's right though. my niece used to go around singing "eleven queers, all of them dykes" instead of "eleven years out of my life"
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Post by rmcrae on Mar 12, 2017 5:32:30 GMT
^That's so awful! I thought of another misunderstood lyric... Javier - CrazyActual line: Can't try to fight it, won't even try to hide it. Emotions falling down like the rain What I heard: Can't try to fight it, won't even try to hide it. Emotions flowing down like the wind. I only found out the real lyric last night.
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Post by Vodkie on Mar 12, 2017 5:36:17 GMT
^That's so awful! I thought of another misunderstood lyric... Javier - CrazyActual line: Can't try to fight it, won't even try to hide it. Emotions falling down like the rain What I heard: Can't try to fight it, won't even try to hide it. Emotions flowing down like the wind. I only found out the real lyric last night. lol she was only 10 when the song came out. she had no clue what she was talking about. I'm not familiar with the song "crazy" I remember when Janet Came out with "no sleep" i thought she said "you pissed at me, I'm pissed at you"
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Post by rmcrae on Mar 12, 2017 5:49:14 GMT
Here's "Crazy": .
"I remember when Janet Came out with "no sleep"
i thought she said "you pissed at me, I'm pissed at you"
LOL. It's hard to understand Janet when she gets too whispery.
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Post by Vodkie on Mar 12, 2017 6:09:00 GMT
Here's "Crazy": . "I remember when Janet Came out with "no sleep" i thought she said "you pissed at me, I'm pissed at you" LOL. It's hard to understand Janet when she gets too whispery. ain't that the truth? got til it's gone lyric If I could turn back the hands of time Make you, fall in love, in love with me again So would you give me another chance to love To love you, love you the right way, no gamesI heard "no gays" LMAO
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Post by rmcrae on Mar 22, 2017 3:00:20 GMT
LOL!
Tony! Toni! Tone! - Whatever You Want
Actual line - Call six three two twenty-one three five
What I heard - Call sixty two and the one be fine.
Actual line - So, what makes you think that I would try to run a game on you, just as sure as my name is D'wayne
What I heard - So, what makes you think that I would try to run a game on you, just as sure as my name is "no way".
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Post by Vodkie on Mar 22, 2017 8:07:55 GMT
Tlc's baby baby baby
T-boz said during chorus #2 "i gotta be loved and that's ok"
I heard "i got a big boob and that's ok
And the Post about making xscape's lyrics about chicken reminds me of when those Alligations against R. kelly came outnin 2003
I changed his lyrics to
I believe r. Kelly should die I hope he gets shot by the fbi And if it doesn't happen sometime today Lock his nasty ass up ans throw the key away
Lol
Seem Like Spaghetti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by rmcrae on Mar 24, 2017 3:16:53 GMT
^Oh Lord! LOL. It makes me sick that R. Kelly still has a successful career. I saw him perform at the BET Awards awhile back and immediately changed the channel before he got through the first verse.
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Post by Vodkie on Mar 24, 2017 3:24:32 GMT
^Oh Lord! LOL. It makes me sick that R. Kelly still has a successful career. I saw him perform at the BET Awards awhile back and immediately changed the channel before he got through the first verse. damn. He tells on his self in his songs. lol
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Post by Vodkie on Mar 24, 2017 5:10:51 GMT
lol i'm trying to write a food parody to "who can I run to"
As I stand here contemplating, between onion rings or french fries
is all i got so far
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Post by rmcrae on Mar 26, 2017 3:57:44 GMT
lol i'm trying to write a food parody to "who can I run to" As I stand here contemplating, between onion rings or french fries is all i got so far HA! Have you come up with anything else since last night?
Thanks for the Bill Bellamy video. I died when he said R. Kelly was driving the school bus and when he imitated Prince.
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Post by Vodkie on Mar 26, 2017 4:18:44 GMT
lol i'm trying to write a food parody to "who can I run to" As I stand here contemplating, between onion rings or french fries is all i got so far HA! Have you come up with anything else since last night?
Thanks for the Bill Bellamy video. I died when he said R. Kelly was driving the school bus and when he imitated Prince.
nope. i came up with that a few months ago and forgot about it until this thread, lol. yes that special was hilarious. I mean, even when you look at the song titles of songs r. kelly writes for others, it's like he tells on himself "age ain't nothin' but a number" - don't need to explain this one "I am your woman" by Syleena Johnson - imagine if he went to Prison. Some dude would make him his bitch and he'd probably go around singing this "I don't want to" by Toni Braxton - I wonder if that's what she said, lol
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Post by rmcrae on Mar 26, 2017 4:37:36 GMT
HA! Have you come up with anything else since last night?
Thanks for the Bill Bellamy video. I died when he said R. Kelly was driving the school bus and when he imitated Prince.
nope. i came up with that a few months ago and forgot about it until this thread, lol. yes that special was hilarious. I mean, even when you look at the song titles of songs r. kelly writes for others, it's like he tells on himself "age ain't nothin' but a number" - don't need to explain this one "I am your woman" by Syleena Johnson - imagine if he went to Prison. Some dude would make him his bitch and he'd probably go around singing this "I don't want to" by Toni Braxton - I wonder if that's what she said, lol LMAO! I hate that YouTube removed it, but there was a clip of one of Sheryl Underwood's standup sets where she talked about R. Kelly and she said something like "I don't understand why any grown man wants baby (other word for kitty). It's like eating some bad cornbread. It's all gummy and nasty!" So awful!
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Post by NileQT87 on Mar 26, 2017 4:41:36 GMT
Elvis Presley's Surrender... I still struggle to hear the correct lyrics. It's a bit slurred.
What I hear:
Of our love and elvish glory
And then there's the song that almost nobody knows the lyrics to beyond one tiny part, because the original is nearly completely incomprehensible... Can you guess? LMAO.
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Post by Vodkie on Mar 26, 2017 5:10:34 GMT
nope. i came up with that a few months ago and forgot about it until this thread, lol. yes that special was hilarious. I mean, even when you look at the song titles of songs r. kelly writes for others, it's like he tells on himself "age ain't nothin' but a number" - don't need to explain this one "I am your woman" by Syleena Johnson - imagine if he went to Prison. Some dude would make him his bitch and he'd probably go around singing this "I don't want to" by Toni Braxton - I wonder if that's what she said, lol LMAO! I hate that YouTube removed it, but there was a clip of one of Sheryl Underwood's standup sets where she talked about R. Kelly and she said something like "I don't understand why any grown man wants baby (other word for kitty). It's like eating some bad cornbread. It's all gummy and nasty!" So awful! i think i remember that. lol
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Post by Cooper, the Golden Retriever on Mar 26, 2017 14:38:35 GMT
Somebody should really start an identical thread for rock, country,etc.,etc.,etc.
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Post by Vodkie on Mar 26, 2017 17:47:56 GMT
Somebody should really start an identical thread for rock, country,etc.,etc.,etc. great, now i got weird al's "Smells like nirvana" parody stuck in my head, lol
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Post by Vodkie on Mar 28, 2017 0:42:21 GMT
someone posted Diana Ross's "love hangover" in "old school song for today"
Which reminded me of a misunderstood lyric in Monica's sample "the first night"
She said
We were chillin, watching your TV I thought you were coming close as you got to me Wanted to touch you, wanted to kiss you And somehow in one night, discover I love you
I heard
I thought you were coming close, That shit got to me
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