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Post by Winston Wolfe on Sept 24, 2022 1:00:43 GMT
So, Mr Milloy - it seems that the cat has been caught by the very person who was trying to catch him. How ironic |
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Post by Winston Wolfe on Sept 24, 2022 1:01:09 GMT
“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." One I can participate in! To be honest and not to piss y'all off, but, confidentially, I fucking hate Seinfeld. I wouldn’t go as far as to say “fucking hate,” but I do find it vastly overrated. |
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Post by movielover on Sept 24, 2022 1:02:50 GMT
Lisa: Ralph thinks I like him, but I only gave him a Valentine cause I felt sorry for him.
Homer: Ah, sweet pity, where would my love life have been without it?
Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you’re not interested?
Marge: Well, honey—
Homer: Let me handle this, Marge. I’ve heard ‘em all. (Counting them off on his fingers) “I like you as a friend.” “I think we should see other people.” “I no speak English.” “I’m married to the sea.” “I don’t want to kill you, but I will.”
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Post by Winston Wolfe on Sept 24, 2022 5:05:42 GMT
Lisa: Ralph thinks I like him, but I only gave him a Valentine cause I felt sorry for him. Homer: Ah, sweet pity, where would my love life have been without it? Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you’re not interested? Marge: Well, honey— Homer: Let me handle this, Marge. I’ve heard ‘em all. (Counting them off on his fingers) “I like you as a friend.” “I think we should see other people.” “I no speak English.” “I’m married to the sea.” “I don’t want to kill you, but I will.” Six simple words: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."
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Post by movielover on Sept 24, 2022 5:44:01 GMT
Lisa: Ralph thinks I like him, but I only gave him a Valentine cause I felt sorry for him. Homer: Ah, sweet pity, where would my love life have been without it? Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you’re not interested? Marge: Well, honey— Homer: Let me handle this, Marge. I’ve heard ‘em all. (Counting them off on his fingers) “I like you as a friend.” “I think we should see other people.” “I no speak English.” “I’m married to the sea.” “I don’t want to kill you, but I will.” Six simple words: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn." Ha! I almost posted that one. Great episode.
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Post by sdm3 on Sept 24, 2022 6:43:55 GMT
So we asked ourselves - who’s behind the badge?
Police… cops…
Police Cops.
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Post by sdm3 on Sept 25, 2022 9:45:31 GMT
Lisa, don't you ruin another Love Day!
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Post by hehatesshe on Sept 25, 2022 10:04:50 GMT
Lousy Smarch weather.
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Post by sdm3 on Sept 26, 2022 18:48:38 GMT
Get ready for exciting quarter-mile action at the Springfield Drag strip - it'll be motorized MAYHEM, MAYHEM, MAYHEM! Do we need all those 'mayhems?' We do... alright, fair enough. I suppose you know your business. Get ready for FUN, FUN, FUN! Uh, people are already here... we don't need to keep hustling them like this, do we? Hey, let go of me! Where are you throwing me?!!!
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Post by klawrencio79 on Sept 26, 2022 18:55:43 GMT
STEALING! How could you? Why do you think I took you to see all those "Police Academy" movies, for fun? Well, I didn't hear anyone laughing, DID YOU??
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Post by NJtoTX on Sept 26, 2022 19:06:57 GMT
"To prolong the run of the series, I was secretly given anti-growth hormones."
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Post by hehatesshe on Sept 26, 2022 19:38:39 GMT
Ooh! Look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, in a gumdrop house on lollypop lane!
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Post by Winston Wolfe on Sept 26, 2022 22:26:42 GMT
Re….cy….cling? I’m afraid I’m not familiar with that term, you adorable little ragamuffin.
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Post by flyerzzrul on Sept 27, 2022 1:05:25 GMT
Spider Pig, Spider Pig
Does whatever a Spider Pig does
Can he swing, from a web?
No he can’t, he’s a pig
Look out, he is a Spider Pig
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Post by tristramshandy on Sept 27, 2022 3:24:04 GMT
As an English professor . . .  |
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Post by tristramshandy on Sept 27, 2022 3:27:09 GMT
And then also because of my profession . . .
"'Embiggens?' I never heard that word before I moved to Springfield."
"I don't know why. It's a perfectly crommulent word."
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Post by tristramshandy on Sept 27, 2022 3:45:46 GMT
Two good football ones:
"Honestly, Smithers, I don't know why Harvard even bothers to show up. They barely even won."
and
"Sounds like Springfield got's a discipline problem."
"Maybe that's why we beat them at football nearly half the time."
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Post by hehatesshe on Sept 27, 2022 10:45:22 GMT
This town is a part of us all. A part of us all. A part of us all.
And:
You're out there somewhere Beer Baron, and I'll find you.
(NO YOU WON'T)
Yes I will.
(WON'T!)
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Post by Winston Wolfe on Sept 30, 2022 20:22:07 GMT
I call the big one “Bitey.”
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Oct 2, 2022 6:39:38 GMT
Spider Pig. Spider Pig. Does whatever a spider pig does
Yeah, that’s about all I got for The Simpsons. I used to watch the show a long time ago, but I’ve really forgotten most of it. It’s not like Seinfeld where I’ve seen everything episode probably 400 times. I was actually thinking of starting another quote thread like this, but I wasn’t sure of a TV show that everyone would be familiar with.
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