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Post by sdm3 on Dec 23, 2022 20:28:51 GMT
“But I keep telling you I’m not a pilot!”
“And I keep telling you you flyboys crack me up!”
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Post by hoskotafe3 on Dec 25, 2022 2:43:40 GMT
Upon introducing the family to useless greyhound Santa's Little Helper:
This is the best gift of all Homer.
It is?
Yes, something to share our love...and frighten prowlers.
And if he runs away he'll be easy to catch.
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Post by Winston Wolfe on Dec 26, 2022 6:11:54 GMT
Brought to you by: ILG. Selling your body's chemicals after you die.
And by: Li’l Sweetheart Cupcakes, a subsidiary of ILG.
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Post by Winston Wolfe on Jan 18, 2023 21:58:41 GMT
“Kippers for breakfast, aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithin’s Day already?”
‘’Tis,’ replied Aunt Helga.”
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Post by ᵗʰᵉᵃᵘˣᵖʰᵒᵘ on Jan 19, 2023 13:41:27 GMT
This job is not what I really do, okay? I play keyboards.
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