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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 2, 2023 20:53:58 GMT
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 2, 2023 20:57:49 GMT
What are you looking at, klingon? I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio.  |
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Post by Catman on Jan 2, 2023 21:03:02 GMT
Listen, if Stan calls tell him I'll call him back, okay?  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 2, 2023 21:05:41 GMT
Excuse please, but why do they call you "booger"? I don't know.  |
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Post by Catman on Jan 2, 2023 21:07:39 GMT
Working with a computer's great. I mean, it's godlike, in a way, cause you can have complete control.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 2, 2023 21:20:29 GMT
I just wanted to say that I'm a klingon, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other klingons. I mean uh, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior. And tonight, those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Because we're smart? Because we look different? Well, we're not. I'm a klingon, and uh, I'm pretty proud of it.  |
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Post by Catman on Jan 2, 2023 21:20:29 GMT
Ah, you college men are all alike: all you think about is getting laid! I wish I was coming with you!  |
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Post by Catman on Jan 2, 2023 21:26:26 GMT
I - I, uh, do you have a room for rent?  |
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Post by Catman on Jan 2, 2023 21:30:09 GMT
Isn't she beautiful?  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 2, 2023 21:52:32 GMT
Now, I figure with lunch and two ARVs, we should be on the road approximately 7 hours, 18 minutes and 7 seconds.  P.S. This is another movie I will be watching for the first time! So expect my posts in chronological order. P.P.S. I first thought we had already done this film. But after checking the alphabetical list, I realized I was thinking of American Splendor (2003), in which this film is referenced. |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 2, 2023 22:18:51 GMT
Kirk: You know, this is really a great room. Spock: Yep. Definite possibilities. 
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 2, 2023 22:34:45 GMT
All right. Thanks to faulty wiring, we have no place to live. Right?  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Jan 2, 2023 22:51:16 GMT
That nerd saw me naked!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 3, 2023 2:31:58 GMT
There's only one organization that can handle this. The Greek Council.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 3, 2023 5:11:45 GMT
Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands. We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu. We come here on stage tonight to do our show for you. We got a rockin' rhythm and a hi-tech sound that'll make you move your body down to the ground.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 3, 2023 5:17:15 GMT
I want to do it, Stan. All this kissing has made me horny. God, Betty, you're like a goat.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 4, 2023 3:16:13 GMT
"Dear sirs, thank you for applying to Delta Kappa Gamma. We have gone over your application, and it wasn't even close. In the future, we recommend that you not include a group photo."  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 4, 2023 3:36:37 GMT
Do you know karate?  No.  Good!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 5, 2023 3:58:37 GMT
We can't resort to violence. That'll just bring us down to their level.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 5, 2023 5:45:30 GMT
You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - "Someday, my son will grow to be a man." Well look at you now; you just got your asses whipped by a bunch of goddamn klingons!  |
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