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Post by kolchak92 on Jan 17, 2023 20:36:21 GMT
Your attention, please. The story you are about to see is true; the names have been changed to protect the innocent. For example: George Baker is now called "Sylvia Wiss. "
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Post by kolchak92 on Jan 17, 2023 20:39:30 GMT
Connie, I'd like you to meet my maternal grandmother Mrs. Grace Mundy. Granny, this is the virgin Connie Swail.
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 18, 2023 1:01:58 GMT
Sylvia Wiss: Would you say that these look like the breasts of a 43 year old woman? Friday: No, no they don't, Miss Wiss. They're quite impressive. Bordering on spectacular. P.S. This is a quote thread for Dragnet (1987). Here is a full transcript.
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 18, 2023 1:19:58 GMT
The intelligent subscriber regards it as a politically-oriented socially-impacted monthly.
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 18, 2023 1:40:41 GMT
Jerry, it's time for your collagen treatment.
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 18, 2023 2:23:08 GMT
Are you threatening me, son?
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 18, 2023 3:50:53 GMT
Look out. Muppets!
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 18, 2023 4:20:20 GMT
Milk. Just like the sign said before you obliterated it. Fresh wholesome milk. Vitamin D, calcium, essential for good strong bones and healthy teeth. But that's all Greek to you, isn't it, Mr. Gingivitis?
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 18, 2023 4:34:58 GMT
Not that it's any of your business, Mr. National Enquirer, but I had the pleasure of spending the evening in the company of Connie Swail. Wait a minute. Connie Swail? Don't you mean "the virgin Connie Swail?"
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 18, 2023 21:49:09 GMT
Ma'am.
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Jan 18, 2023 22:18:47 GMT
I carry a badge.
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Jan 19, 2023 0:05:45 GMT
Adam: I'm your new partner. Chekov: Not lookin' like that you aren't, mister.
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Jan 19, 2023 0:23:04 GMT
April. That's right.
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Jan 19, 2023 0:53:06 GMT
Although, as mohawks go, it's not that bad.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 19, 2023 4:02:56 GMT
I found the snake.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 19, 2023 4:13:35 GMT
Up a little late tonight, aren't we kids?
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