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Post by movieliker on Jan 24, 2023 14:48:33 GMT
I nominate Tag (2018)
(Jeremy Renner, Ed Helms)
Peter Pan Syndrome
Anybody over 17 that likes this movie seriously needs to grow up. Super childish and stupid.
I watched it from beginning to end. Nothing was ever funny. It's starts out stupid. Never gets any better.
In spite of what many people say, this is not a movie about friendship. It's a movie about childish morons acting like immature idiots.
It doesn't matter how good looking or rich a man is, when any woman finds out his number one passion in life is playing tag like an episode of "Jackass", they are going to roll their eyes and run in the opposite direction. And they should.
In real life, any group of guys that acted like the characters do in this movie, would be thrown out of any and every hospital, business, corporation, country club, wedding ceremony, etc. And given a lifetime ban.
Anybody who likes this movie who is not a child, should be embarrassed. And if they are not, they should seek professional help.
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Post by politicidal on Jan 25, 2023 1:50:00 GMT
I've probably seen worse films on a technical level, but The Master of Disguise (2002) got under my skin worse than any other.
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Post by Feologild Oakes on Jan 25, 2023 11:52:13 GMT
The Brown Bunny
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2023 23:36:17 GMT
Mac and Me - an ET ripoff
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Post by amyghost on Jan 26, 2023 1:50:34 GMT
Mac and Me - an ET ripoff That one really is putrid. On any 'worst' list it would have to make it into the top ten. I don't know if I could day it's the worst film I've ever seen, but Roberto Benigni's Clouseau flick (Son of the Pink Panther) was a thudding dud. Come to think of it, Steve Martin's forays into Pantherland have a pretty rotten fish smell to them as well. |
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Jan 26, 2023 6:52:16 GMT
Cruel Intentions 2 (2000).
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Post by theravenking on Jan 26, 2023 11:58:08 GMT
Omega Doom
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Post by JHA Durant on Jan 26, 2023 13:14:06 GMT
Nukie. 80% of the film consists of Nukie and his brother Meeko screeching each other's names. Nukie's so-called "powers" are completely useless unless the plot (and the ending) requires them. Nukie is disgusting to look at:  Oh, and if you can't tell, its basically a rip-off of ET. Viewing this movie is about as enjoyable as having a bad flu and insomnia at the same time.
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Post by politicidal on Jan 26, 2023 15:59:10 GMT
Mac and Me - an ET ripoff Starring Ronald McDonald as himself! |
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Post by movieliker on Jan 26, 2023 16:25:58 GMT
Walk of Shame (2014)
(Elizabeth Banks)
I could only watch the first 20 minutes of this stupid movie. It's so stupid. It's only redeeming quality is Elizabeth Banks. She's gorgeous. But other than that, it's just another stupid movie about stupid people doing stupid things. And it's not funny.
(spoilers)
In the first twenty minutes we see Meghan (Elizabeth Banks) is a news anchor with terrible priorities. Apparently all her happiness and security depends on her being a super successful news anchor. Nevermind she already has a good job with decent pay. She has to constantly be promoted.
She's up for a promotion against another anchor. But she doesn't have the right stuff to succeed in the competitive world of journalism because she has no confidence. She's an emotional mess who has to be continually propped up by her agent.
And she has terrible friends whose answer to everything is getting drunk and one night stands with strangers. The worse possible advice where it's already been established in this movie that reputation, in a world dominated by social media, can make or break her career.
Meghan being an idiot who continually makes bad decisions, agrees to a night of wreckless partying. She ends up in bed with a stranger who rescues her when she gets her heel caught in a fire escape grate. He's passed out. So what does she decide to do? Leave --- without saying goodbye, or thank you, or can you help me find my cellphone? Into a strange neighborhood, a seedy neighborhood, without her car (which he parked in a tow away zone. Even though he lives there.) Not only is that classless of her, it's stupid.
She could have called for an Uber, a Lyft, a taxi, or a friend from his apartment phone. Or she could have waited till he woke up and said, "Thank you for rescuing me, and showing me a good time. By the way, apparently my car got towed because you parked it in a tow away zone. Can you help me out?"
Is it any surprise a stupid idiot making disasterous decisions is going to get in trouble? Is a moron --- with no confidence, no class, terrible friends and atrocious judgment --- funny?
Not to me.
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Post by JHA Durant on Jan 27, 2023 2:02:41 GMT
Mac and Me - an ET ripoff Starring Ronald McDonald as himself! The longer the video goes, the more the thin fabric of reality starts to crumble. |
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Post by llanwydd on Jan 27, 2023 2:34:09 GMT
Gone With the Wind
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 27, 2023 4:28:06 GMT
The first one to come to mind is Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn (1983). I've no doubt seen worse movies on MST3K, but their humorous commentary made them enjoyable. Sadly, MST3K or RiffTrax never turned their attention to Metalstorm. |
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Post by onethreetwo on Jan 27, 2023 4:45:39 GMT
Birds of Prey. I hated every second and everything about it.
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Post by movieliker on Jan 27, 2023 6:13:37 GMT
Starring Ronald McDonald as himself! The longer the video goes, the more the thin fabric of reality starts to crumble. What are you talking about? Fabric of reality. That happens at my local McDonald's every week. |
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Post by amyghost on Jan 27, 2023 12:45:44 GMT
Starring Ronald McDonald as himself! The longer the video goes, the more the thin fabric of reality starts to crumble. Makes you wonder how much burger money Mickey D put up as financial backing for this crap. |
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Post by stefancrosscoe on Jan 27, 2023 13:40:38 GMT
I guess that is the Rutger Hauer/Albert Pyung "classic"? Picked it up years ago, on a too damn expensive DVD, and could not believe how awful and slow moving it turned out to be, and as much as I love Rutger, this was just painfully in every way, and one of the few 90s films, at least with some well known names to it, I have rated 1/10. |
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Post by theravenking on Jan 27, 2023 13:59:49 GMT
I guess that is the Rutger Hauer/Albert Pyung "classic"? Picked it up years ago, on a too damn expensive DVD, and could not believe how awful and slow moving it turned out to be, and as much as I love Rutger, this was just painfully in every way, and one of the few 90s films, at least with some well known names to it, I have rated 1/10. Yep, that's the one. It was a rental from the video store back in the 90s, but I still remember how awful it was. |
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Post by movieliker on Jan 27, 2023 15:13:22 GMT
The Last Days on Mars (2013)
(Liev Schreiber)
This is another movie made where the actors play astronauts who are not qualified to be astronauts.
In real life, when NASA has an upcoming mission, they get 100s of applicants, where only the best of the best get chosen. And they go on the mission only after months of training. If you don't get along with the other members of the crew, you will be replaced. There is a strict chain of command. Everybody knows their job. And all will be ecstatic they get to go on the FIRST MANNED MISSION TO MARS.
In this movie, before the first zombie appears, this crew is walking around like they don't want to be there, fighting like catty school girls, there is no chain of command, nobody follows orders, etc.
The Liev Schreiber character not only is depressed about being on Mars, he's depressed about going home. This character obviously doesn't have the right stuff to be in outer space.
I can buy zombies on Mars. But these characters were so unqualified, uninteresting and unappealing, I didn't care if they lived or died.
I only made it half way through the movie. And then I decided life is too short to waste on garbage like this.
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Post by Mulder and Scully on Jan 27, 2023 23:40:04 GMT
The Three Stooges acted like idiots and people love them.
Most of the comedy done by Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton was juvenile as hell and both of them are revered.
Laurel and Hardy had childish humor and people love them.
Comedy has most of the time been silly.
I enjoyed Tag. It was a different concept and I thought it was funny.
A person's taste in movies doesn't reflect on their intelligence. You're not intellectually superior to anyone because of your taste in movies. Anybody who says otherwise is a retard.
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