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Post by gspdude on Dec 16, 2021 3:26:38 GMT
![](https://i.pinimg.com/236x/02/75/e8/0275e848e48c421ac430befde05f10b8--vampires-movies-free.jpg) Embrace of the Vampire(2013) Has the necessary vampires, lesbians, and nudity but was not as enjoyable as the original. Too much hallucinating, and the main character Charlotte wasn't as likable. 5/10.
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Post by Anonymous Andy on Dec 17, 2021 15:27:20 GMT
![](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYjE4ZDAxNmItODBjMy00YjVlLTkwMDMtZjYxZWY0YmI4ZDczXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQxNzMzNDI@._V1_.jpg) This ol' VHS mainstay never gets old. 7/10
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Post by Nalkarj on Dec 18, 2021 3:32:31 GMT
Werewolves Within, 2021, dir. Josh Ruben ![“](https://d1nslcd7m2225b.cloudfront.net/Pictures/1024x536/2/5/5/1347255_tribeca_werewolveswithin_1_original_werewolveswithin_filmstill1_852955_crop.jpg) I wanted to see this in theaters, but it only ran for about a week around here and I missed it. Missing it ended up being the right call. This is really, really bad. I’m kind of shocked by the positive reviews. The performances are all goofy-terrible, the characters are stereotypes, and the jokes are nonexistent. The mystery plot is stupid and the murderer obvious (this is one of those mysteries where the killer’s revealed by process of elimination!), though the writer threw in a coupla clues, which are appreciated. Some of the shots are visually decent, but they’re no better than the shots in a Goosebumps episode I watched last week. When a movie isn’t better than a Goosebumps episode, even an abnormally good Goosebumps episode… Oof.
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Post by gspdude on Dec 18, 2021 13:44:00 GMT
![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/40/3d/ca/403dcae0c16e16545bc7d8f0322d6e3e.jpg) Reign of Fire(2002) Good Story, good acting, good effects. 8/10.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Dec 18, 2021 23:53:00 GMT
1/10
Apparently, this was made as an experimental type horror film. Its trash with no redeeming value at all.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Dec 18, 2021 23:54:10 GMT
3/10
Scary premise but not used very well since not much happens.
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Post by gspdude on Dec 19, 2021 14:34:47 GMT
![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1f/8c/2c/1f8c2c5eb0c2975448aa99dd912d73b8.jpg) The Undead(1957) Spent another Saturday night with Svengoolie watching yet another Roger Corman quicky. A young woman experiences time travel (of the spirit) via hypnosis. Goes to medieval times where she inhabits a former self and is accused of witchcraft. The hypnotist somehow travels back to prevent her changing history(a common problem with time travel, he really should've thought ahead). Not much logic here, but a fun watch like many Corman quickies. 5/10
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Post by Anonymous Andy on Dec 19, 2021 18:19:22 GMT
3/10
Scary premise but not used very well since not much happens. ![](https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/53022957/dude-thats-baaaad.jpg)
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Post by gspdude on Dec 20, 2021 13:13:18 GMT
![](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZTc3MTQ5MTQtZjQ2ZS00MGE5LThlOWYtODYxMmMzZDZlNjhlXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQ2OTU2OTQ@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg) Crazy Lake(2017) 8 young people go to an isolated cabin in the woods next to a lake for sex, drugs, and drinking. What can go wrong? 3.5/10.
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Post by teleadm on Dec 24, 2021 0:13:27 GMT
I'm a seldom guest here, but I enjoy reading your posts, I've learned a lot to avoid, but also a few to look up! ![](https://humormetoday.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/wpid-img_10028264596121.jpeg)
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Post by gspdude on Dec 25, 2021 3:09:57 GMT
![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cc/3f/27/cc3f2755d73d5438f4c5f0dfd4d4974b.jpg) Flesh for the Beast(2003) An old ex brothel haunted by succubi is inspected by not the most professional psychic investigators in the world. Lots of gore and nudity. 4/10.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 25, 2021 3:58:24 GMT
![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cc/3f/27/cc3f2755d73d5438f4c5f0dfd4d4974b.jpg) Flesh for the Beast(2003) An old ex brothel haunted by succubi is inspected by not the most professional psychic investigators in the world. Lots of gore and nudity. 4/10. Looks interesting, I think I'll check this out. And you can't go wrong with lots of gore and nudity.
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Post by lostinlimbo on Dec 25, 2021 22:33:22 GMT
![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cc/3f/27/cc3f2755d73d5438f4c5f0dfd4d4974b.jpg) Flesh for the Beast(2003) An old ex brothel haunted by succubi is inspected by not the most professional psychic investigators in the world. Lots of gore and nudity. 4/10. I remember the three women playing the succubus' seemed to be having a great time, especially when luring men and stirring up a feeding frenzy. Too bad the director didn’t have Erin Brown (Misty Mundae) involved like in some of his other films.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Dec 25, 2021 23:20:29 GMT
2/10
I really cant explain this film. Its like pure insanity put on screen.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Dec 25, 2021 23:22:04 GMT
5/10
OK but gross Gremlins like short film.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Dec 25, 2021 23:23:38 GMT
4/10Santa kills women and chops of guys dicks at Christmas. Um...Merry Christmas.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Dec 25, 2021 23:29:09 GMT
5/10
Thoughts while watching this film. - Jessica Morris. I remember her from Bloody Murder. She got even more beautiful. - Nice to see Tara Reid is getting work. - Im watching a guy drink from a hose to death. Interesting. - Two little kids turn into snails. OK - The unpopular dorky girl looks pretty damn good to me. Could they not find a unattractive girl? - Its not great but worth the dollar I paid for the DVD.
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Post by gspdude on Dec 27, 2021 2:24:12 GMT
![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/29/00/ba/2900ba25e2cab0858bcb8688998570c3--monster-movie-stuff-to-buy.jpg) The Monster of Piedras Blancas(1959), The B&W picture quality isn't that great on my old VHS tape, but the nostalgia lover in me still enjoys watching this 50s monster flick. 5.5/10.
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Post by Nalkarj on Dec 27, 2021 3:54:16 GMT
Home for the Holidays, 1972, dir. John Llewellyn Moxey. ![“](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EoHssJnVQAMA6Nn.jpg) Ehh. This picture of a yellow-slicker-wearing serial killer always gets used to promote this made-for-TV, Christmas-set slasher flick, but unfortunately the pic above better represents it. It’s got an illustrious pedigree—directed by the helmer of Horror Hotel (1960) and The Night Stalker (also ’72), written by Psycho adapter Joseph Stefano, starring Sally Field, Julie Harris, and Walter Brennan (!). And it’s got a good premise: Paterfamilias Brennan invites his four estranged daughters to his home for Christmas. There he tells them that his new wife (Harris) is poisoning him. Oh, and we the audience learn there’s also a homicidal loon in a yellow slicker stalking the household. (I’d actually kinda love to remake this and just use the premise.) And the movie’s pretty terrible. I don’t think it’s worse than Black Christmas, but it may be, somehow, even more boring. As with that movie, zero Christmas atmosphere, which raises the question of why set it at Christmastime. No clues, and the identity of whodunit is dumb. And the movie is visually dull in that shot-like-a- Columbo-episode-but-without-Peter-Falk way, with loads of dialogue that is not fun or interesting and never gets around to making a point. A young, pretty Sally Field is very good here in a totally thankless part. My favorite thing about this was watching her outact old pros Harris, Brennan, Jessica Walter, and Eleanor Parker. But, still, don’t believe those cool yellow-raincoat-killer pictures. This is a dud.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 27, 2021 4:24:14 GMT
Home for the Holidays, 1972, dir. John Llewellyn Moxey. ![“](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EoHssJnVQAMA6Nn.jpg) Ehh. This picture of a yellow-slicker-wearing serial killer always gets used to promote this made-for-TV, Christmas-set slasher flick, but unfortunately the pic above better represents it. It’s got an illustrious pedigree despite being made for TV: directed by the helmer of Horror Hotel (1960) and The Night Stalker (also ’72), written by Psycho adapter Joseph Stefano, starring Sally Field, Julie Harris, and Walter Brennan (!). And it’s got a good premise: Paterfamilias Brennan invites his five estranged daughters to his home for Christmas. There he tells them that his new wife (Harris) is poisoning him. Oh, and we the audience learn there’s also a homicidal loon in a yellow slicker stalking the household. (I’d actually kinda love to remake this and just use the premise.) And the movie’s pretty terrible. I don’t think it’s worse than Black Christmas, but it may be, somehow, even more boring. As with that movie, zero Christmas atmosphere, which raises the question of why set it at Christmastime. No clues, and the identity of whodunit is dumb. And the movie is just boring in that shot-like-a- Columbo-episode-but-without-Peter-Falk way, with loads of dialogue that is not fun or interesting and never gets around to making a point. A young, pretty Sally Field is very good here in a totally thankless part. My favorite part of this was watching her outact old pros Harris, Brennan, Jessica Walter, and Eleanor Parker. But, still, don’t believe those cool yellow-raincoat-killer pictures. This is a dud. Does this movie contain a scene in which the killer drowns a woman in a bathtub by holding her up by her ankles?
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