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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Feb 22, 2021 20:56:45 GMT
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Feb 22, 2021 20:56:55 GMT
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Feb 22, 2021 20:57:07 GMT
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Post by stefancrosscoe on Feb 23, 2021 11:19:07 GMT
 Third Degree Burn (1989) by Roger Spottiswoode A typical late night crime thriller, made for tv and where a private dick (Treat Williams) ends up falling head over heels, for the woman (Virginia Madsen) he is supposed to look after. And things get even more complicated, when the jelaous "husband" (Richard Masur) is killed, only to lead the police onto the detective as their main suspect, and yeah, not exactly a great film, but damn, Virginia Madsen has to be one of the most stunning women back in the late 80s and early 90s. Always thought she were a far better actress than the likes of Sharon Stone, and more sexy as well. But somehow Madsen never seemed to quite get the big break through, even if she appeared in a lot of good/solid films back then. All in all, not a bad movie, but one that if not for Virginia, I would probably forget, very soon. 5/10
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Post by lostinlimbo on Feb 23, 2021 13:43:45 GMT
 I’ve seen some bad Sci-fi originals, but Savage Planet (2006) takes top honours. Oh my, the cgi and editing was beyond terrible. It doesn’t take long to rear it’s ugly head. Not taking anything away from the lousy script either. But the spliced bear footage of them attacking people was so laughably third-rate. Blotchy blood splatter like out of a late 90s pc game. But the main gripe... it was so boringly one-note.
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Post by stefancrosscoe on Feb 23, 2021 15:20:37 GMT
I’ve seen some bad Sci-fi originals, but Savage Planet (2006) takes top honours. Oh my, the cgi and editing was beyond terrible. It doesn’t take long to rear it’s ugly head. Not taking anything away from the lousy script either. But the spliced bear footage of them attacking people was so laughably third-rate. Blotchy blood splatter like out of a late 90s pc game. But the main gripe... it was so boringly one-note. Not sure why, but somehow I ended up searching for it through Youtube, and caught up with the trailer (did also notice that the whole thing is uploaded as well), which seemed to focus more on showing off these HUGE WORDS (every other second) along with sloppy editing, rather than actually much footage from the film, and even then, most of the actors seemed either grumpy or just bored out of their minds, so yeah, I think I can safely say, this one is not gonna end up in my watchlist anytime soon.
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Post by stefancrosscoe on Feb 23, 2021 15:24:53 GMT
Blotchy blood splatter like out of a late 90s pc game. I really hate the use of too much CGI blood, especially when certain modern films, some not all that bad, suddenly decides to throw in stuff, that looks like it came straight from a mid 90s PC game, and even then it looks so cheap and dull.
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Post by mgmarshall on Feb 23, 2021 22:01:21 GMT
Watched a few over the weekend. Here goes... Bloody HellWow, was this one a wild, nasty ride. The overall premise is a little easy to figure out early on, but this one still found a lot of ways to keep me guessing where it was going, to the point where I really don't wanna give away too much about the story. Just know that you're in for a grimy, fast-paced, hyper-violent time, reminiscent of early Sam Raimi or Peter Jackson. The whole thing's held together by an incredibly strong, smarmy performance by Ben O'Toole as our unbalanced would-be action hero and the voice of his inner monologue. His arguments with himself are pretty riveting stuff. CrittersYou know, I'd somehow managed to go my entire life without ever seeing any of the Critters movies. Spotted the Blu-ray set of the first four for really cheap and figured "Why not...?" And yeah, I can see why people like it. It is some solid, cheesy 80's fun with incredibly memorable effects and creature designs, and an eclectic, likeable cast. It's practically a stroke of genius casting Dee Wallace as the mom in yet another extra-terrestrial movie, particularly one that directly mocks E.T. Billy Green Bush, Scott Grimes, and Nadine van der Velde are all likeable and sincere as Wallace's family. M. Emmet Walsh is the same old grouchy, loveable curmudgeon he always is as the sheriff. The two alien bounty hunters are pretty cool. Perhaps the only misstep is killing off Billy Zane so early. I was kinda having fun seeing him with real hair playing the most generic 80's douchebag I've seen in quite a while. Overall, I really enjoyed this one and I'm interested to see how the sequels pan out. Hack-O-LanternWow. Just f*cking wow. I really don't know where to even begin with this one. I'd had it in my Amazon queue for some time now, and it was hearing it mentioned on The People's Court, of all things, that finally made me decide to check it out. (If you're curious, it came up on The People's Court last week because Massacre Video were suing some guy who showed it on his local late-night horror show without permission. I didn't see who won the case, though) Once again, this is one I don't wanna give too much away about, because you need to be surprised by this thing. This is a jewel of incompetent filmmaking. This is Troll 2 bad. This is The Room bad. For the love of god, if you have Shudder or Amazon Prime, just check this ridiculous thing out.
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Post by Dramatic Look Gopher on Feb 24, 2021 2:32:24 GMT
Watched a few over the weekend. Here goes... Bloody HellWow, was this one a wild, nasty ride. The overall premise is a little easy to figure out early on, but this one still found a lot of ways to keep me guessing where it was going, to the point where I really don't wanna give away too much about the story. Just know that you're in for a grimy, fast-paced, hyper-violent time, reminiscent of early Sam Raimi or Peter Jackson. The whole thing's held together by an incredibly strong, smarmy performance by Ben O'Toole as our unbalanced would-be action hero and the voice of his inner monologue. His arguments with himself are pretty riveting stuff. CrittersYou know, I'd somehow managed to go my entire life without ever seeing any of the Critters movies. Spotted the Blu-ray set of the first four for really cheap and figured "Why not...?" And yeah, I can see why people like it. It is some solid, cheesy 80's fun with incredibly memorable effects and creature designs, and an eclectic, likeable cast. It's practically a stroke of genius casting Dee Wallace as the mom in yet another extra-terrestrial movie, particularly one that directly mocks E.T. Billy Green Bush, Scott Grimes, and Nadine van der Velde are all likeable and sincere as Wallace's family. M. Emmet Walsh is the same old grouchy, loveable curmudgeon he always is as the sheriff. The two alien bounty hunters are pretty cool. Perhaps the only misstep is killing off Billy Zane so early. I was kinda having fun seeing him with real hair playing the most generic 80's douchebag I've seen in quite a while. Overall, I really enjoyed this one and I'm interested to see how the sequels pan out. Hack-O-LanternWow. Just f*cking wow. I really don't know where to even begin with this one. I'd had it in my Amazon queue for some time now, and it was hearing it mentioned on The People's Court, of all things, that finally made me decide to check it out. (If you're curious, it came up on The People's Court last week because Massacre Video were suing some guy who showed it on his local late-night horror show without permission. I didn't see who won the case, though) Once again, this is one I don't wanna give too much away about, because you need to be surprised by this thing. This is a jewel of incompetent filmmaking. This is Troll 2 bad. This is The Room bad. For the love of god, if you have Shudder or Amazon Prime, just check this ridiculous thing out. To this day, I still have not seen Critters. Just one of those horror movies I never bothered with, and I've been watching horror movies for a long time now. But one of these days I'll check it out.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Feb 24, 2021 8:16:42 GMT
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Feb 24, 2021 8:18:38 GMT
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Feb 24, 2021 8:18:53 GMT
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Post by stefancrosscoe on Feb 24, 2021 10:54:06 GMT
 Mortal Passions (1989) by Andrew Lane Well, that was just my typical "luck". Ending up, wasting time on a film, I had seen almost 4 years ago, but totally forgotten the title, but found it lying around on Youtube, looked at names like Zach Galligan and David Warner, thinking "Hey, those guys starred in one of the Waxwork films together", that, and with a title like Mortal Passions, it souned like a potential cheesy late night cable erotic thriller, which I guess it kind of is, but what I ended up with, was also the reason to why had pretty much forgotten the last visit back in winter of 2017. This was just your ordinary generic b-movie erotic thriller, with a few familiar names and faces, where Zach plays an unlucky husband, and where his slutty wife is screwing around with a sleazeball, and the two of them are planning on killing off poor Zach, to cash in on the insurance money, but, then all of a sudden her husband's violent and psycho brother arrives, in the middle of the night. It then ends up with some crazy and hilarious scenes, where the psycho brother end up killing the slutty wife's lover, right in front of her, and what do they do next? The two, end up making love, with the freshly killed corpse lying right next to the bed, like it is no biggie. Then again, the wife was not exactly all that "normal", so I guess they kind of deserved each other. David Warner sadly, ends up wasting his talent, by sitting the entire time, on his ass, during some incredible dull and boring talking scenes with the main characters, and that is pretty much all that he got to work with. Probably done within a few shots, and then straight over to next film. The plot is kind of similar in way, to another poor and forgettable video title by director Andrew Lane, and where his later release Distant Cousins (1993) featured also jealousy, greed and sex, where a long lost violent psycho relative, suddenly arrive on the doorstep, to cause some friction in a "perfectly" healthy relationship, but at least that film came along with a more solid cast. Mortal Passions does deliver some pure ridiculous and sleazy as hell scenes, which kind of brighten up the mood, and makes up for the more dull and endless drivel of attempts on being a bit more serious and dramatic at times, so all in all, no changes in rating, but this one is only enter at your own risk, if you are a big fan of David Warner or Zach Galligan. 4/10
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Post by stefancrosscoe on Feb 24, 2021 11:14:41 GMT
Watched a few over the weekend. Here goes... Bloody HellWow, was this one a wild, nasty ride. The overall premise is a little easy to figure out early on, but this one still found a lot of ways to keep me guessing where it was going, to the point where I really don't wanna give away too much about the story. Just know that you're in for a grimy, fast-paced, hyper-violent time, reminiscent of early Sam Raimi or Peter Jackson. The whole thing's held together by an incredibly strong, smarmy performance by Ben O'Toole as our unbalanced would-be action hero and the voice of his inner monologue. His arguments with himself are pretty riveting stuff. Never seen or heard of, but if is anything close to resembling early Raimi or Jackson, then I guess I might just have to try an check upon it. Thanks for bringing it up, as I have not seen or really been all that updated when it comes to more new/modern horror releases, but this one looks and sounds rather interesting. CrittersYou know, I'd somehow managed to go my entire life without ever seeing any of the Critters movies. Spotted the Blu-ray set of the first four for really cheap and figured "Why not...?" And yeah, I can see why people like it. It is some solid, cheesy 80's fun with incredibly memorable effects and creature designs, and an eclectic, likeable cast. It's practically a stroke of genius casting Dee Wallace as the mom in yet another extra-terrestrial movie, particularly one that directly mocks E.T. Billy Green Bush, Scott Grimes, and Nadine van der Velde are all likeable and sincere as Wallace's family. M. Emmet Walsh is the same old grouchy, loveable curmudgeon he always is as the sheriff. The two alien bounty hunters are pretty cool. Perhaps the only misstep is killing off Billy Zane so early. I was kinda having fun seeing him with real hair playing the most generic 80's douchebag I've seen in quite a while. Overall, I really enjoyed this one and I'm interested to see how the sequels pan out. I kind of had plans on going through all of the 4 Critters (well, the original ones from my DVD box-set that is) last fall, but at least ended up re-watching Critters 2: The Main Course (1988) during the October Horror Challenge, and I had lots of fun doing so, and might have to dig out the rest of the films later this year. I am glad to hear that the first Critters ended up as an enjoyable ride, and by so, I am, well at least pretty darn sure you might also get a kick out of the sequel, which focus mostly on Scott Grimes, who returns a bit older and wiser, maybe also braver, that and we get more of Don Keith Upper along with his newly made alien hunter friends, Ug and Lee (who seems to finally be able of finding the right body and style to go with, causing a bit of confusion along the way). The sequel is more action filled, and feels at times more in common with a few of the later Tremors movies, and I guess that is also why I enjoyed it so much. Hack-O-LanternWow. Just f*cking wow. I really don't know where to even begin with this one. I'd had it in my Amazon queue for some time now, and it was hearing it mentioned on The People's Court, of all things, that finally made me decide to check it out. (If you're curious, it came up on The People's Court last week because Massacre Video were suing some guy who showed it on his local late-night horror show without permission. I didn't see who won the case, though) Once again, this is one I don't wanna give too much away about, because you need to be surprised by this thing. This is a jewel of incompetent filmmaking. This is Troll 2 bad. This is The Room bad. For the love of god, if you have Shudder or Amazon Prime, just check this ridiculous thing out. Well, now I just gotta see it, if I can find it that is. Sadly, neither Shudder or Amazon Prime seems to work out for me, as there is some kind of regional code/country blocked bullshit stopping me from doing so, and I guess I might try to look it up other places. Not sure if I would hand out lots of cash on a overpriced VHS tape, but maybe some kind soul, has uploaded it on Youtube?
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Post by mgmarshall on Feb 24, 2021 11:27:13 GMT
Watched a few over the weekend. Here goes... Bloody HellWow, was this one a wild, nasty ride. The overall premise is a little easy to figure out early on, but this one still found a lot of ways to keep me guessing where it was going, to the point where I really don't wanna give away too much about the story. Just know that you're in for a grimy, fast-paced, hyper-violent time, reminiscent of early Sam Raimi or Peter Jackson. The whole thing's held together by an incredibly strong, smarmy performance by Ben O'Toole as our unbalanced would-be action hero and the voice of his inner monologue. His arguments with himself are pretty riveting stuff. Never seen or heard of, but if is anything close to resembling early Raimi or Jackson, then I guess I might just have to try an check upon it. Thanks for bringing it up, as I have not seen or really been all that updated when it comes to more new/modern horror releases, but this one looks and sounds rather interesting. CrittersYou know, I'd somehow managed to go my entire life without ever seeing any of the Critters movies. Spotted the Blu-ray set of the first four for really cheap and figured "Why not...?" And yeah, I can see why people like it. It is some solid, cheesy 80's fun with incredibly memorable effects and creature designs, and an eclectic, likeable cast. It's practically a stroke of genius casting Dee Wallace as the mom in yet another extra-terrestrial movie, particularly one that directly mocks E.T. Billy Green Bush, Scott Grimes, and Nadine van der Velde are all likeable and sincere as Wallace's family. M. Emmet Walsh is the same old grouchy, loveable curmudgeon he always is as the sheriff. The two alien bounty hunters are pretty cool. Perhaps the only misstep is killing off Billy Zane so early. I was kinda having fun seeing him with real hair playing the most generic 80's douchebag I've seen in quite a while. Overall, I really enjoyed this one and I'm interested to see how the sequels pan out. I kind of had plans on going through all of the 4 Critters (well, the original ones from my DVD box-set that is) last fall, but at least ended up re-watching Critters 2: The Main Course (1988) during the October Horror Challenge, and I had lots of fun doing so, and might have to dig out the rest of the films later this year. I am glad to hear that the first Critters ended up as an enjoyable ride, and by so, I am, well at least pretty darn sure you might also get a kick out of the sequel, which focus mostly on Scott Grimes, who returns a bit older and wiser, maybe also braver, that and we get more of Don Keith Upper along with his newly made alien hunter friends, Ug and Lee (who seems to finally be able of finding the right body and style to go with, causing a bit of confusion along the way). The sequel is more action filled, and feels at times more in common with a few of the later Tremors movies, and I guess that is also why I enjoyed it so much. Hack-O-LanternWow. Just f*cking wow. I really don't know where to even begin with this one. I'd had it in my Amazon queue for some time now, and it was hearing it mentioned on The People's Court, of all things, that finally made me decide to check it out. (If you're curious, it came up on The People's Court last week because Massacre Video were suing some guy who showed it on his local late-night horror show without permission. I didn't see who won the case, though) Once again, this is one I don't wanna give too much away about, because you need to be surprised by this thing. This is a jewel of incompetent filmmaking. This is Troll 2 bad. This is The Room bad. For the love of god, if you have Shudder or Amazon Prime, just check this ridiculous thing out. Well, now I just gotta see it, if I can find it that is. Sadly, neither Shudder or Amazon Prime seems to work out for me, as there is some kind of regional code/country blocked bullshit stopping me from doing so, and I guess I might try to look it up other places. Not sure if I would hand out lots of cash on a overpriced VHS tape, but maybe some kind soul, has uploaded it on Youtube? I do know Hack-O-Lantern is on Blu-ray from the aforementioned Massacre Video, but I don't know if it's only in Region 1. No luck searching it on YouTube, but there are a bunch of reviews of it up on there.
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Post by stefancrosscoe on Feb 24, 2021 11:41:30 GMT
I do know Hack-O-Lantern is on Blu-ray from the aforementioned Massacre Video, but I don't know if it's only in Region 1. No luck searching it on YouTube, but there are a bunch of reviews of it up on there. I might try to give a few of the clips or reviews of the film, that is lying around there a go, as often they could be a nice way of telling or describing if this is something to bother with, or if it is something to stay the hell away from. Hopefully, it is not the latter one.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Feb 25, 2021 9:57:55 GMT
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Feb 25, 2021 9:58:11 GMT
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Feb 25, 2021 9:58:40 GMT
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Feb 25, 2021 9:59:22 GMT
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