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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 14, 2024 13:01:38 GMT
I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.  Johnny Dangerously (1984) |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 14, 2024 13:05:19 GMT
You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 14, 2024 13:16:42 GMT
You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 14, 2024 13:24:47 GMT
Hey, doll, how'd you like to make some money?  One at a time, or both of you together?  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 14, 2024 13:39:07 GMT
This is fargin' war!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 14, 2024 16:57:40 GMT
Oh God! How do you get laid in 1930?  |
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Post by amyghost on Jun 14, 2024 20:38:12 GMT
 You got those. I like those on a woman. |
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Post by amyghost on Jun 14, 2024 20:43:50 GMT
 "We don't have nothing to say to each other." "We got plenty to say to each other. We got a lot in common." "Yeah, what?" "We both scrub floors. We're both swell lookers. And neither one of us is Chinese." |
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Post by amyghost on Jun 14, 2024 20:46:13 GMT
 Roman Moroni Deported to Sweden. Says He's Not From There. |
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Post by amyghost on Jun 14, 2024 20:48:16 GMT
 "I'm not wearing a bra, Johnny." "Yeah? Well that makes two of us." |
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Post by amyghost on Jun 14, 2024 20:50:29 GMT
 "Dames are put on this earth to weaken us. Drain our energy. Laugh at us when they see us naked." |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 14, 2024 22:45:23 GMT
Roman Troy Maronie was responsible for: the Mother's Day Massacre,  The Christmas Day Slaughter,  The Lincoln's Birthday Mutilations,  and The Groundhog's Day Be-headings!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 14, 2024 23:21:23 GMT
You shouldn't kick me in the balls, Johnny. My sister kicked me in the balls once...once!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jun 15, 2024 2:11:31 GMT
Young Punk: Go ahead, call the cops. Let's get this over with. Johnny Kelly: Pretty tough, huh? Young Punk: Tough enough.  Johnny Kelly: Yeah? You like stealing? Young Punk: Beats paying for it.  Johnny Kelly: You think stealing makes you big?  From Batman (1989), which had its own quote threadEDIT: This is another movie that I will be watching for the very first time! So expect my posts in chronological order.
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Post by alpha128 on Jun 15, 2024 2:17:38 GMT
Oh, God, it's the worst July in years.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jun 15, 2024 2:47:44 GMT
Danny Vermin: I got something to stop him. Dutch: They made it for him special. It's an .88 Magnum. Danny Vermin: It shoots through schools.  From Batman (1989), which had its own quote thread
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Post by alpha128 on Jun 15, 2024 3:04:23 GMT
Moronie was still on the warpath. Even getting to work was an adventure.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jun 15, 2024 3:19:41 GMT
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Post by alpha128 on Jun 15, 2024 3:35:40 GMT
Take a trip around the world... on us! Twice! Aboard the S.S. Kelly.  And when you return, move into your own cozy, little love nest. Plenty of extra closet space. Perfect for entertaining.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 15, 2024 5:02:19 GMT
The Lower East Side; it really sucks!  |
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