Baker's Dozen: Movie Quotes

13-plus MOVIE QUOTES FROM THE 1990s
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01. "There's no crying in Baseball!" -- Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks), A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN (1992)

02. "Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good." - Mia Wallace (Uma Thurman) - PULP FICTION (1994)

03. "My name is Ash and I am a slave. As far as I can tell, the year is 1300 A.D and I'm being dragged to my death." -- Ash (Bruce Campbell), ARMY OF DARKNESS (1992)

04. "You can't handle the truth!" -- Colonel Nathan Jessup (Jack Nicholson), A FEW GOOD MEN (1992)

05. "All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!" -- John Hammond (Richard Attenborough), JURASSIC PARK (1993)

06. "Get off my plane!" -- President James Marshall (Harrison Ford), AIR FORCE ONE (1997)

07. "Carefully... carefully... wait... It's only 6 billion dollars. Remember. It's only the most expensive satellite ever built." -- Tom Servo (Kevin Murphy), MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000: THE MOVIE (1997)

08. "I ... don't ... bargain!" -- Marshal Sam Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones), THE FUGITIVE (1993)

09. "I know this is gonna sound crazy, but what if we never knew each other before now? What if the first time we ever met was last night in your, in our apartment? And everything you remember, and everything that I'm supposed to remember never really happened? Someone just wants us to think it did." -- John Murdoch (Rufus Sewell), DARK CITY (1998)

10. "Claudia... you've been a very... very... naughty girl." Lestat (Tom Cruise), INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1994)

11. "Christ! I'm too old for this! Somebody get me a goddamn wheelchair!" -- Whistler (Kris Kristofferson), BLADE (1998)

12. "With all due respect, sir ... I think this is going to be our finest hour." -- Gene Kranz (Ed Harris), APOLLO 13 (1995)

13. "I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living, or get busy dying." Andy Dufresne (Tim Robbins) - THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
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14. "If you look around the table and you can't tell who the sucker is ...
it's you." -- Mark Van Doran (Paul Scofield), QUIZ SHOW (1994)

15. "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." - Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins) - THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (1991)

16. "Why don't you run outside and jerk yourself a soda?" -- Virginia Hill (Annette Bening), BUGSY (1991)

17. “This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.” - Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson) – CLERKS. (1994)

18. "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) - FORREST GUMP (1994)

19. "He didn't get out of the cockadoodie car!" -- Annie Wilkes (Kathy Bates), MISERY (1991)

20. "I'm the king of the world!" - Jack Dawson (Leonardo DiCaprio) - TITANIC (1997)

21. "Off the record, on the QT, and very hush -hush." -- Sid Hudgens (Danny DeVito), LA CONFIDENTIAL (1997)

22. "I see dead people." - Cole Sear (Haley Joel Osment) - THE SIXTH SENSE (1999)

23. "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist ... and like that, he is gone. -- Verbal Kint (Kevin Spacey), THE USUAL SUSPECTS (1995)

24. "You had me at 'hello." - Dorothy Boyd (Renée Zellweger) - JERRY MAGUIRE (1996)

13-plus MOVIE QUOTES FROM THE 1990s
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01. "There's no crying in Baseball!" -- Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks), A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN (1992)

02. "Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good." - Mia Wallace (Uma Thurman) - PULP FICTION (1994)

03. "My name is Ash and I am a slave. As far as I can tell, the year is 1300 A.D and I'm being dragged to my death." -- Ash (Bruce Campbell), ARMY OF DARKNESS (1992)

04. "You can't handle the truth!" -- Colonel Nathan Jessup (Jack Nicholson), A FEW GOOD MEN (1992)

05. "All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!" -- John Hammond (Richard Attenborough), JURASSIC PARK (1993)

06. "Get off my plane!" -- President James Marshall (Harrison Ford), AIR FORCE ONE (1997)

07. "Carefully... carefully... wait... It's only 6 billion dollars. Remember. It's only the most expensive satellite ever built." -- Tom Servo (Kevin Murphy), MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000: THE MOVIE (1997)

08. "I ... don't ... bargain!" -- Marshal Sam Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones), THE FUGITIVE (1993)

09. "I know this is gonna sound crazy, but what if we never knew each other before now? What if the first time we ever met was last night in your, in our apartment? And everything you remember, and everything that I'm supposed to remember never really happened? Someone just wants us to think it did." -- John Murdoch (Rufus Sewell), DARK CITY (1998)

10. "Claudia... you've been a very... very... naughty girl." Lestat (Tom Cruise), INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1994)

11. "Christ! I'm too old for this! Somebody get me a goddamn wheelchair!" -- Whistler (Kris Kristofferson), BLADE (1998)

12. "With all due respect, sir ... I think this is going to be our finest hour." -- Gene Kranz (Ed Harris), APOLLO 13 (1995)

13. "I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living, or get busy dying." Andy Dufresne (Tim Robbins) - THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
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14. "If you look around the table and you can't tell who the sucker is ...
it's you." -- Mark Van Doran (Paul Scofield), QUIZ SHOW (1994)

15. "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." - Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins) - THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (1991)

16. "Why don't you run outside and jerk yourself a soda?" -- Virginia Hill (Annette Bening), BUGSY (1991)

17. “This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.” - Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson) – CLERKS. (1994)

18. "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) - FORREST GUMP (1994)

19. "He didn't get out of the cockadoodie car!" -- Annie Wilkes (Kathy Bates), MISERY (1991)

20. "I'm the king of the world!" - Jack Dawson (Leonardo DiCaprio) - TITANIC (1997)

21. "Off the record, on the QT, and very hush -hush." -- Sid Hudgens (Danny DeVito), LA CONFIDENTIAL (1997)

22. "I see dead people." - Cole Sear (Haley Joel Osment) - THE SIXTH SENSE (1999)

23. "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist ... and like that, he is gone. -- Verbal Kint (Kevin Spacey), THE USUAL SUSPECTS (1995)

24. "You had me at 'hello." - Dorothy Boyd (Renée Zellweger) - JERRY MAGUIRE (1996)

25. "Today is a good day to die." Nelson Wright (Kiefer Sutherland) - FLATLINERS (1991)

26. "Hasta la vista, baby." - The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger) - TERMINATOR 2: Judgment Day (1991)

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13 MOVIE QUOTES FROM THE 2000s

01. "Your blood has a very rare phenotype, one we haven't encountered before." -- Blood Bank Nurse (Andrea Miltner), BLADE II (2002)

02. "Principles only mean something when you stick to them when it's inconvenient." -- Laine Hansen (Joan Allen), THE CONTENDER (2000)

13 MOVIE QUOTES FROM THE 2000s

01. "Your blood has a very rare phenotype, one we haven't encountered before." -- Blood Bank Nurse (Andrea Miltner), BLADE II (2002)

02. "Principles only mean something when you stick to them when it's inconvenient." -- Laine Hansen (Joan Allen), THE CONTENDER (2000)

03. "If I still had legs I'd kick your ass!" -- Ivan Klimatovich (Guillermo del Toro), HELLBOY (2004)

04. "I wish I knew how to quit you." -- Jack Twist (Jake Gyllenhaal), BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN (2005)

MOVIE QUOTES FROM THE 2000s
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01. "Your blood has a very rare phenotype, one we haven't encountered before." -- Blood Bank Nurse (Andrea Miltner), BLADE II (2002)

02. "Principles only mean something when you stick to them when it's inconvenient." -- Laine Hansen (Joan Allen), THE CONTENDER (2000)

03. "If I still had legs I'd kick your ass!" -- Ivan Klimatovich (Guillermo del Toro), HELLBOY (2004)

04. "I wish I knew how to quit you." -- Jack Twist (Jake Gyllenhaal), BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN (2005)

05. "Does it come in black?" -- Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale), BATMAN BEGINS (2005)

06. "One of us has to die ... with me it tends to be the other guy." -- Frank Costello (Jack Nicholson), THE DEPARTED (2006)

13 MOVIE QUOTES FROM THE 2000s
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01. "Your blood has a very rare phenotype, one we haven't encountered before." -- Blood Bank Nurse (Andrea Miltner), BLADE II (2002)

02. "Principles only mean something when you stick to them when it's inconvenient." -- Laine Hansen (Joan Allen), THE CONTENDER (2000)

03. "If I still had legs I'd kick your ass!" -- Ivan Klimatovich (Guillermo del Toro), HELLBOY (2004)

04. "I wish I knew how to quit you." -- Jack Twist (Jake Gyllenhaal), BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN (2005)

05. "Does it come in black?" -- Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale), BATMAN BEGINS (2005)

06. "One of us has to die ... with me it tends to be the other guy." -- Frank Costello (Jack Nicholson), THE DEPARTED (2006)

07. "But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back." -- Cutter (Michael Caine), THE PRESTIGE (2006)

08. "Do they teach beauty queens to apologize ... because you suck at it " -- Ed Mastry (Albert Finney), ERIN BROCKOVICH (2000)

13 MOVIE QUOTES FROM THE 2000s
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01. "Your blood has a very rare phenotype, one we haven't encountered before." -- Blood Bank Nurse (Andrea Miltner), BLADE II (2002)

02. "Principles only mean something when you stick to them when it's inconvenient." -- Laine Hansen (Joan Allen), THE CONTENDER (2000)

03. "If I still had legs I'd kick your ass!" -- Ivan Klimatovich (Guillermo del Toro), HELLBOY (2004)

04. "I wish I knew how to quit you." -- Jack Twist (Jake Gyllenhaal), BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN (2005)

05. "Does it come in black?" -- Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale), BATMAN BEGINS (2005)

06. "One of us has to die ... with me it tends to be the other guy." -- Frank Costello (Jack Nicholson), THE DEPARTED (2006)

07. "But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back." -- Cutter (Michael Caine), THE PRESTIGE (2006)

08. "Do they teach beauty queens to apologize ... because you suck at it " -- Ed Mastry (Albert Finney), ERIN BROCKOVICH (2000)

09. "Well, I think you're an overeducated 27-year-old virgin who likes to hold the hands of old ladies who are superstitious and promises them eternity." -- Walt Kowalski (Clint Eastwood), GRAN TORINO (2008)

10. "My precious." - Gollum (Andy Serkis) - THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Two Towers (2002)

13 MOVIE QUOTES FROM THE 2000s
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01. "Your blood has a very rare phenotype, one we haven't encountered before." -- Blood Bank Nurse (Andrea Miltner), BLADE II (2002)

02. "Principles only mean something when you stick to them when it's inconvenient." -- Laine Hansen (Joan Allen), THE CONTENDER (2000)

03. "If I still had legs I'd kick your ass!" -- Ivan Klimatovich (Guillermo del Toro), HELLBOY (2004)

04. "I wish I knew how to quit you." -- Jack Twist (Jake Gyllenhaal), BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN (2005)

05. "Does it come in black?" -- Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale), BATMAN BEGINS (2005)

06. "One of us has to die ... with me it tends to be the other guy." -- Frank Costello (Jack Nicholson), THE DEPARTED (2006)

07. "But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back." -- Cutter (Michael Caine), THE PRESTIGE (2006)

08. "Do they teach beauty queens to apologize ... because you suck at it " -- Ed Mastry (Albert Finney), ERIN BROCKOVICH (2000)

09. "Well, I think you're an overeducated 27-year-old virgin who likes to hold the hands of old ladies who are superstitious and promises them eternity." -- Walt Kowalski (Clint Eastwood), GRAN TORINO (2008)

10. "My precious." - Gollum (Andy Serkis) - THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Two Towers (2002)

11. "Normally we can't see fairy folk and trolls. They generate a cloaking aura or 'glamour'. But in 1878, Emil Shufftein designed and built these. Four crystal diopters penetrate that effect and reveal true nature of things." -- Liz Sherman (Selma Blair), HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY (2008)

12. "Our generals are the scum of the German people! Not a shred of honor! They call themselves generals. Years at military academy just to learn how to hold a knife and fork! For years, the military has hindered my plans! They've put every kind of obstacle in my way! What I should have done... was liquidate all the high-ranking officers, as Stalin did!" - Adolph Hitler (Bruno Ganz) - DOWNFALL (2004)

13+ MOVIE QUOTES FROM THE 2000s
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01. "Your blood has a very rare phenotype, one we haven't encountered before." -- Blood Bank Nurse (Andrea Miltner), BLADE II (2002)

02. "Principles only mean something when you stick to them when it's inconvenient." -- Laine Hansen (Joan Allen), THE CONTENDER (2000)

03. "If I still had legs I'd kick your ass!" -- Ivan Klimatovich (Guillermo del Toro), HELLBOY (2004)

04. "I wish I knew how to quit you." -- Jack Twist (Jake Gyllenhaal), BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN (2005)

05. "Does it come in black?" -- Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale), BATMAN BEGINS (2005)

06. "One of us has to die ... with me it tends to be the other guy." -- Frank Costello (Jack Nicholson), THE DEPARTED (2006)

07. "But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back." -- Cutter (Michael Caine), THE PRESTIGE (2006)

08. "Do they teach beauty queens to apologize ... because you suck at it " -- Ed Mastry (Albert Finney), ERIN BROCKOVICH (2000)

09. "Well, I think you're an overeducated 27-year-old virgin who likes to hold the hands of old ladies who are superstitious and promises them eternity." -- Walt Kowalski (Clint Eastwood), GRAN TORINO (2008)

10. "My precious." - Gollum (Andy Serkis) - THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Two Towers (2002)

11. "Normally we can't see fairy folk and trolls. They generate a cloaking aura or 'glamour'. But in 1878, Emil Shufftein designed and built these. Four crystal diopters penetrate that effect and reveal true nature of things." -- Liz Sherman (Selma Blair), HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY (2008)

12. "Our generals are the scum of the German people! Not a shred of honor! They call themselves generals. Years at military academy just to learn how to hold a knife and fork! For years, the military has hindered my plans! They've put every kind of obstacle in my way! What I should have done... was liquidate all the high-ranking officers, as Stalin did!" - Adolph Hitler (Bruno Ganz) - DOWNFALL (2004)

13. Mr. Mermagen: "D'you know, without your glasses, you don't look half bad."
Hester Wallace: "Do you know, without my glasses, nor do you?"
(Michael Troughton & Kate Winslett) - ENIGMA (2001)

14. "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman." Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) - PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL (2003)