Baker's Dozen: Movie Quotes

13 Movie Quotes about PROBLEMS
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01. Jim Lovell (Tom Hanks): "Houston, we have a problem" - APOLLO 13

02. Annie MacLean (Kristin Scott Thomas) and Tom Booker (Robert Redford) "I've heard you help people with horse problems." -- "Truth is, I help horses with people problems.” - THE HORSE WHISPERER

03. Mark Watnay (Matt Damon) - “You just begin. You do the math. You solve one problem... and you solve the next one... and then the next. And If you solve enough problems, you get to come home. All right, questions?” THE MARTIAN

04. (Henry Adams has just eaten a slap-up meal in a restaurant and the proprietor is hassling him to pay the bill. He opens the envelope from the Montpelier brothers and sees the £1 million note.)
Henry (Gregory Peck): [hesitantly, in shock] "I'm awfully sorry. I don't have anything smaller". - THE MILLION POUND NOTE

05. Janet (Joan Chandler): "Now, you don't really approve of murder, Rupert, if I may?"
Rupert Cadell (James Stewart): "You may, and I do. Think of the problems it would solve. Unemployment, poverty, standing in line for theater tickets." - ROPE (1948).

06. Richard "Rick" Blaine (Humphrey Bogart): "Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now. Here's looking at you, kid." - CASABLANCA

07. Nikola Tesla (David Bowie): "I'll need a couple of weeks to iron out the problems with the machine." - THE PRESTIGE (2006)

08. Professor Marcus (Alec Guinness): " It was a great plan, except for the Human Element. So many plans fail to take into account the Human Element. Mrs. Wilberforce will always be with us. A whole army couldn't take her out. There were only 5 of us. Even with 50, 60, or even a Whole Orchestra..." - THE LADYKILLERS (1955)

09. Vincent Gambini III (Joe Pesci) : "Lisa, I don't need this, right now. I got; a judge who's aching to put me in jail, some idiot who wants to fight e for $200, slaughtered pigs, giant whistles, no sleep in 5 days, no money, a 'dress code' problem ... and, a little murder case which holds, in the balance, the lives of 2 innocent kids!" - MY COUSIN VINNY

10. Walter Peck (William Atherton): "These men are consummate snowball artists! They use sensitive nerve gases to induce hallucinations. People think they're seeing ghosts! And they call these bozos, who conveniently show up to deal with the problem with a fake electronic light show!" - GHOSTBUSTERS

13 Movie Quotes about PROBLEMS
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01. Jim Lovell (Tom Hanks): "Houston, we have a problem" - APOLLO 13

02. Annie MacLean (Kristin Scott Thomas) and Tom Booker (Robert Redford) "I've heard you help people with horse problems." -- "Truth is, I help horses with people problems.” - THE HORSE WHISPERER

03. Mark Watnay (Matt Damon) - “You just begin. You do the math. You solve one problem... and you solve the next one... and then the next. And If you solve enough problems, you get to come home. All right, questions?” THE MARTIAN

04. (Henry Adams has just eaten a slap-up meal in a restaurant and the proprietor is hassling him to pay the bill. He opens the envelope from the Montpelier brothers and sees the £1 million note.)
Henry (Gregory Peck): [hesitantly, in shock] "I'm awfully sorry. I don't have anything smaller". - THE MILLION POUND NOTE

05. Janet (Joan Chandler): "Now, you don't really approve of murder, Rupert, if I may?"
Rupert Cadell (James Stewart): "You may, and I do. Think of the problems it would solve. Unemployment, poverty, standing in line for theater tickets." - ROPE (1948).

06. Richard "Rick" Blaine (Humphrey Bogart): "Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now. Here's looking at you, kid." - CASABLANCA

07. Nikola Tesla (David Bowie): "I'll need a couple of weeks to iron out the problems with the machine." - THE PRESTIGE (2006)

08. Professor Marcus (Alec Guinness): " It was a great plan, except for the Human Element. So many plans fail to take into account the Human Element. Mrs. Wilberforce will always be with us. A whole army couldn't take her out. There were only 5 of us. Even with 50, 60, or even a Whole Orchestra..." - THE LADYKILLERS (1955)

09. Vincent Gambini III (Joe Pesci) : "Lisa, I don't need this, right now. I got; a judge who's aching to put me in jail, some idiot who wants to fight e for $200, slaughtered pigs, giant whistles, no sleep in 5 days, no money, a 'dress code' problem ... and, a little murder case which holds, in the balance, the lives of 2 innocent kids!" - MY COUSIN VINNY

10. Walter Peck (William Atherton): "These men are consummate snowball artists! They use sensitive nerve gases to induce hallucinations. People think they're seeing ghosts! And they call these bozos, who conveniently show up to deal with the problem with a fake electronic light show!" - GHOSTBUSTERS

11. Jim Malone (Sean Connery): "Everybody knows where the booze is. The problem isn't finding it. The problem is who wants to cross Capone." - THE UNTOUCHABLES (1987)

12. Captain (Strother Martin): "What we've got here is a failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men." - COOL HAND LUKE

13 Movie Quotes - MEALTIMES

01. Customer (Estelle Reiner) - "I'll have what she's having." - WHEN HARRY MET SALLY

13 Movie Quotes - MEALTIMES

01. Customer (Estelle Reiner) - "I'll have what she's having." - WHEN HARRY MET SALLY

02. General Lorens Löwenhielm (Jarl Kulle) - "One day in Paris, after I'd won a riding competition, some French officers invited me out to dine at one of the city's finest restaurants, the Café Anglais. The chef, surprisingly enough, was a woman. We were served cailles en sarcophage, a dish of her own creation. General Galliffet, our host for the evening, explained that this woman, this head chef, had the ability to transform a dinner into a kind of love affair, a love affair that made no distinction between bodily appetite and spiritual appetite." - BABETTE'S FEAST

03. Eve Kendall (Eva Marie Saint): "I tipped the steward five dollars to seat you here if you should come in".
Roger Thornhill (Cary Grant): "Is that a proposition?"
Eve Kendall: "I never discuss love on an empty stomach."
Roger Thornhill: "You've already eaten!"
Eve Kendall: "But you haven't." - NORTH BY NORTHWEST

13 Movie Quotes - MEALTIMES

01. Customer (Estelle Reiner) - "I'll have what she's having." - WHEN HARRY MET SALLY

02. General Lorens Löwenhielm (Jarl Kulle) - "One day in Paris, after I'd won a riding competition, some French officers invited me out to dine at one of the city's finest restaurants, the Café Anglais. The chef, surprisingly enough, was a woman. We were served cailles en sarcophage, a dish of her own creation. General Galliffet, our host for the evening, explained that this woman, this head chef, had the ability to transform a dinner into a kind of love affair, a love affair that made no distinction between bodily appetite and spiritual appetite." - BABETTE'S FEAST

03. Eve Kendall (Eva Marie Saint): "I tipped the steward five dollars to seat you here if you should come in".
Roger Thornhill (Cary Grant): "Is that a proposition?"
Eve Kendall: "I never discuss love on an empty stomach."
Roger Thornhill: "You've already eaten!"
Eve Kendall: "But you haven't." - NORTH BY NORTHWEST

04. Mike Damone (Robert Romanus): “When ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. “Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." - FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH

05. Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): "I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye." - SILENCE OF THE LAMBS

13 Movie Quotes - MEALTIMES

01. Customer (Estelle Reiner) - "I'll have what she's having." - WHEN HARRY MET SALLY

02. General Lorens Löwenhielm (Jarl Kulle) - "One day in Paris, after I'd won a riding competition, some French officers invited me out to dine at one of the city's finest restaurants, the Café Anglais. The chef, surprisingly enough, was a woman. We were served cailles en sarcophage, a dish of her own creation. General Galliffet, our host for the evening, explained that this woman, this head chef, had the ability to transform a dinner into a kind of love affair, a love affair that made no distinction between bodily appetite and spiritual appetite." - BABETTE'S FEAST

03. Eve Kendall (Eva Marie Saint): "I tipped the steward five dollars to seat you here if you should come in".
Roger Thornhill (Cary Grant): "Is that a proposition?"
Eve Kendall: "I never discuss love on an empty stomach."
Roger Thornhill: "You've already eaten!"
Eve Kendall: "But you haven't." - NORTH BY NORTHWEST

04. Mike Damone (Robert Romanus): “When ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. “Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." - FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH

05. Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): "I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye." - SILENCE OF THE LAMBS

06. Hooper (Richard Dreyfuss): “Ah, just like I thought. He came up with the Gulf Stream, from southern waters.” (Hooper pulls a Louisiana license plate out of the shark’s dead body.)
Brody(Roy Scheider) “He didn't eat a car, did he?” - JAWS

07. Jason McCullough (James Garner): "Why do these jaspers always have to hit town at meal time?"
Prudy (Joan Hackett): "You gonna kill another man?"
Jason McCullough: "Well, I'm sure we all hope it turns out that way" - SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SHERIFF!

13 Movie Quotes - MEALTIMES

01. Customer (Estelle Reiner) - "I'll have what she's having." - WHEN HARRY MET SALLY

02. General Lorens Löwenhielm (Jarl Kulle) - "One day in Paris, after I'd won a riding competition, some French officers invited me out to dine at one of the city's finest restaurants, the Café Anglais. The chef, surprisingly enough, was a woman. We were served cailles en sarcophage, a dish of her own creation. General Galliffet, our host for the evening, explained that this woman, this head chef, had the ability to transform a dinner into a kind of love affair, a love affair that made no distinction between bodily appetite and spiritual appetite." - BABETTE'S FEAST

03. Eve Kendall (Eva Marie Saint): "I tipped the steward five dollars to seat you here if you should come in".
Roger Thornhill (Cary Grant): "Is that a proposition?"
Eve Kendall: "I never discuss love on an empty stomach."
Roger Thornhill: "You've already eaten!"
Eve Kendall: "But you haven't." - NORTH BY NORTHWEST

04. Mike Damone (Robert Romanus): “When ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. “Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." - FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH

05. Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): "I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye." - SILENCE OF THE LAMBS

06. Hooper (Richard Dreyfuss): “Ah, just like I thought. He came up with the Gulf Stream, from southern waters.” (Hooper pulls a Louisiana license plate out of the shark’s dead body.)
Brody(Roy Scheider) “He didn't eat a car, did he?” - JAWS

07. Jason McCullough (James Garner): "Why do these jaspers always have to hit town at meal time?"
Prudy (Joan Hackett): "You gonna kill another man?"
Jason McCullough: "Well, I'm sure we all hope it turns out that way" - SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SHERIFF!

08. Regina Lampert (Audrey Hepburn): "I'm so hungry ... I could eat a horse."
Adam Canfield (Cary Grant): "I think that's what you ordered." - CHARADE

09. Hattie Loomis (Louise Closser Hale): [responding about a dinner guest cancelling] "I never could understand why it has to be just even, male and female. They're invited for dinner, not for mating." - DINNER AT EIGHT (1933)

13 Movie Quotes - MEALTIMES

01. Customer (Estelle Reiner) - "I'll have what she's having." - WHEN HARRY MET SALLY

02. General Lorens Löwenhielm (Jarl Kulle) - "One day in Paris, after I'd won a riding competition, some French officers invited me out to dine at one of the city's finest restaurants, the Café Anglais. The chef, surprisingly enough, was a woman. We were served cailles en sarcophage, a dish of her own creation. General Galliffet, our host for the evening, explained that this woman, this head chef, had the ability to transform a dinner into a kind of love affair, a love affair that made no distinction between bodily appetite and spiritual appetite." - BABETTE'S FEAST

03. Eve Kendall (Eva Marie Saint): "I tipped the steward five dollars to seat you here if you should come in".
Roger Thornhill (Cary Grant): "Is that a proposition?"
Eve Kendall: "I never discuss love on an empty stomach."
Roger Thornhill: "You've already eaten!"
Eve Kendall: "But you haven't." - NORTH BY NORTHWEST

04. Mike Damone (Robert Romanus): “When ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. “Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." - FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH

05. Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): "I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye." - SILENCE OF THE LAMBS

06. Hooper (Richard Dreyfuss): “Ah, just like I thought. He came up with the Gulf Stream, from southern waters.” (Hooper pulls a Louisiana license plate out of the shark’s dead body.)
Brody(Roy Scheider) “He didn't eat a car, did he?” - JAWS

07. Jason McCullough (James Garner): "Why do these jaspers always have to hit town at meal time?"
Prudy (Joan Hackett): "You gonna kill another man?"
Jason McCullough: "Well, I'm sure we all hope it turns out that way" - SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SHERIFF!

08. Regina Lampert (Audrey Hepburn): "I'm so hungry ... I could eat a horse."
Adam Canfield (Cary Grant): "I think that's what you ordered." - CHARADE

09. Hattie Loomis (Louise Closser Hale): [responding about a dinner guest cancelling] "I never could understand why it has to be just even, male and female. They're invited for dinner, not for mating." - DINNER AT EIGHT (1933)

10. Audrey II (Levi Stubbs): "And now it's *suppertime*!" - Little Shop of Horrors

11. Mr. Bumble (Harry Secombe) - "MORE!!" - OLIVER!

13 Movie Quotes - MEALTIMES

01. Customer (Estelle Reiner) - "I'll have what she's having." - WHEN HARRY MET SALLY

02. General Lorens Löwenhielm (Jarl Kulle) - "One day in Paris, after I'd won a riding competition, some French officers invited me out to dine at one of the city's finest restaurants, the Café Anglais. The chef, surprisingly enough, was a woman. We were served cailles en sarcophage, a dish of her own creation. General Galliffet, our host for the evening, explained that this woman, this head chef, had the ability to transform a dinner into a kind of love affair, a love affair that made no distinction between bodily appetite and spiritual appetite." - BABETTE'S FEAST

03. Eve Kendall (Eva Marie Saint): "I tipped the steward five dollars to seat you here if you should come in".
Roger Thornhill (Cary Grant): "Is that a proposition?"
Eve Kendall: "I never discuss love on an empty stomach."
Roger Thornhill: "You've already eaten!"
Eve Kendall: "But you haven't." - NORTH BY NORTHWEST

04. Mike Damone (Robert Romanus): “When ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. “Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." - FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH

05. Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): "I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye." - SILENCE OF THE LAMBS

06. Hooper (Richard Dreyfuss): “Ah, just like I thought. He came up with the Gulf Stream, from southern waters.” (Hooper pulls a Louisiana license plate out of the shark’s dead body.)
Brody(Roy Scheider) “He didn't eat a car, did he?” - JAWS

07. Jason McCullough (James Garner): "Why do these jaspers always have to hit town at meal time?"
Prudy (Joan Hackett): "You gonna kill another man?"
Jason McCullough: "Well, I'm sure we all hope it turns out that way" - SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SHERIFF!

08. Regina Lampert (Audrey Hepburn): "I'm so hungry ... I could eat a horse."
Adam Canfield (Cary Grant): "I think that's what you ordered." - CHARADE

09. Hattie Loomis (Louise Closser Hale): [responding about a dinner guest cancelling] "I never could understand why it has to be just even, male and female. They're invited for dinner, not for mating." - DINNER AT EIGHT (1933)

10. Audrey II (Levi Stubbs): "And now it's *suppertime*!" - Little Shop of Horrors

11. Mr. Bumble (Harry Secombe) - "MORE!!" - OLIVER!

12. Ramen shop owner (Akira Kubo): What the hell? Why didn't you finish it?"
Tampopo (Nobuko Miyamoto): Sorry. I'm just full."
Ramen shop owner (Akira Kubo): "Don't give me that shit! Who orders ramen when they aren't hungry? Wait a minute. You run the Lai Lai shop! Why are you here? Slinking around, trying to steal our business! We've been here since the postwar black-market days! We won't be insulted by a couple of rank beginners! Bow down and apologize, or finish every last drop!"
Gorô (Tsutomu Yamazaki): "If you put it that way, I'll have to spell it out. I couldn't finish it because it's inedible." - TAMPOPO

13. Felix Ungar (Jack Lemmon): "I put order in this house. For the first time in months, you're saving money. You're sleeping on clean sheets. You're eating hot meals for a change and I did it."
Oscar Madison (Walter Matthau): "Yes, that's right. And then at night after we've had your halibut steak and your tartar sauce, I have to spend the rest of the evening watching you Saran Wrap the leftovers." - THE ODD CCOUPLE