Baker's Dozen: Movie Quotes

13 Movie Quotes about a DEAD PERSON/CHARACTER

01. Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin): "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - THE PRINCESS BRIDE

02. Gulag Prisoner: Long Live Stalin! - Soldier: Stalin's dead! Malenkov's in charge! - Gulag Prisoner: Long live Malenk...(gets shot in the head) - THE DEATH OF STALIN

03. "Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes". Peter Clemenza (Richard S. Castellano) - THE GODFATHER

04. E.K. Hornbeck (Gene Kelly): "Mathew Harrison Brady died of a busted belly. Let's leave the lamentations to the illiterate. Why should we weep for him? He cried enough for himself ... the national tear-duct from Weeping Water, Nebraska..
Henry Drumond (Spencer Tracy): "There was much greatness in this man." - INHERIT THE WIND

05. Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger): "You can bring back the dead?" - CONAN THE DESTROYER (1984)

06. Kirk (William Shatner): "We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet it should be noted that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world; a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human." - Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

07. Dan Cain (Bruce Abbott): "He's dead?"
Herbert West (Jeffrey Combs): "Not anymore." - RE-ANIMATOR (1985)

08. Captain of the Winkie Guard (Mitchell Lewis): "She's... She's dead. You killed her."
Dorothy Gale (Judy Garland): "I didn't mean to kill her. Really, I didn't. It's just that he was on fire." - THE WIZARD OF OZ

09. Shukichi Hirayama (Chishû Ryû): "But if I had known things would come to this, I'd have been kinder to her while she was alive." - Tokyo Story

10. James Bond (Sean Connery): "Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead." - THUNDERBALL (1965)

13 Movie Quotes about a DEAD PERSON/CHARACTER

01. Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin): "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - THE PRINCESS BRIDE

02. Gulag Prisoner: Long Live Stalin! - Soldier: Stalin's dead! Malenkov's in charge! - Gulag Prisoner: Long live Malenk...(gets shot in the head) - THE DEATH OF STALIN

03. "Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes". Peter Clemenza (Richard S. Castellano) - THE GODFATHER

04. E.K. Hornbeck (Gene Kelly): "Mathew Harrison Brady died of a busted belly. Let's leave the lamentations to the illiterate. Why should we weep for him? He cried enough for himself ... the national tear-duct from Weeping Water, Nebraska..
Henry Drumond (Spencer Tracy): "There was much greatness in this man." - INHERIT THE WIND

05. Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger): "You can bring back the dead?" - CONAN THE DESTROYER (1984)

06. Kirk (William Shatner): "We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet it should be noted that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world; a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human." - Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

07. Dan Cain (Bruce Abbott): "He's dead?"
Herbert West (Jeffrey Combs): "Not anymore." - RE-ANIMATOR (1985)

08. Captain of the Winkie Guard (Mitchell Lewis): "She's... She's dead. You killed her."
Dorothy Gale (Judy Garland): "I didn't mean to kill her. Really, I didn't. It's just that he was on fire." - THE WIZARD OF OZ

09. Shukichi Hirayama (Chishû Ryû): "But if I had known things would come to this, I'd have been kinder to her while she was alive." - Tokyo Story

10. James Bond (Sean Connery): "Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead." - THUNDERBALL (1965)

11. Sam Marlowe (John Forsythe): "When I saw him, he was dead."
Jennifer Rogers (Shirley MacLaine): "He looked exactly the same when he was alive, only he was vertical." - THE TROUBLE WITH HARRY

12. Jerry Thompson (William Alland): "Mr. Kane was a man who got everything he wanted and then lost it. Maybe Rosebud was something he couldn't get, or something he lost. Anyway, it wouldn't have explained anything... I don't think any word can explain a man's life. No, I guess Rosebud is just a... piece in a jigsaw puzzle... a missing piece." - CITIZEN KANE

13 Movie Quotes about SMOKING

01. Paul Benjamin (William Hurt): "I admit it's strange. Almost like weighing someone's soul. But Sir Walter was a clever guy. First, he took an unsmoked cigar and put it on a balance and weighed it. Then he lit up and smoked the cigar, carefully tapping the ashes into the balance pan. When he was finished, he put the butt into the pan along with the ashes and weighed what was there. Then he subtracted that number from the original weight of the unsmoked cigar. The difference was the weight of the smoke." - SMOKE

13 Movie Quotes about SMOKING

01. Paul Benjamin (William Hurt): "I admit it's strange. Almost like weighing someone's soul. But Sir Walter was a clever guy. First, he took an unsmoked cigar and put it on a balance and weighed it. Then he lit up and smoked the cigar, carefully tapping the ashes into the balance pan. When he was finished, he put the butt into the pan along with the ashes and weighed what was there. Then he subtracted that number from the original weight of the unsmoked cigar. The difference was the weight of the smoke." - SMOKE

02. Nick Naylor (Aaron Eckhart) - "These days, when someone smokes in a movie, they're either a psychopath....or a European." - THANK YOU FOR SMOKING

03. Mamaw - (Glenn Close) - “I don’t give a rat fart what you’re smoking kid. If you think you’re hiding it honey you’re dumb as a bag of hair.” - HILLBILLY ELEGY

13 Movie Quotes about SMOKING

01. Paul Benjamin (William Hurt): "I admit it's strange. Almost like weighing someone's soul. But Sir Walter was a clever guy. First, he took an unsmoked cigar and put it on a balance and weighed it. Then he lit up and smoked the cigar, carefully tapping the ashes into the balance pan. When he was finished, he put the butt into the pan along with the ashes and weighed what was there. Then he subtracted that number from the original weight of the unsmoked cigar. The difference was the weight of the smoke." - SMOKE

02. Nick Naylor (Aaron Eckhart) - "These days, when someone smokes in a movie, they're either a psychopath....or a European." - THANK YOU FOR SMOKING

03. Mamaw - (Glenn Close) - “I don’t give a rat fart what you’re smoking kid. If you think you’re hiding it honey you’re dumb as a bag of hair.” - HILLBILLY ELEGY

04. Tyler (Nicholas Holt) "Babe, please don't smoke. It'll kill your palate." - Margot (Anya Taylor-Joy) "Then my palate will die happy." - THE MENUE

05. Regina Lampert (Audrey Hepburn), to Mr. Bartholomew (Walter Matthau): "May I have a cigarette, please?"
(She separates the filter from the cigarette, and Bartholomew looks surprised.)
Regina Lampert: "I hate those things. It's like drinking coffee through a veil." - CHARADE

13 Movie Quotes about SMOKING

01. Paul Benjamin (William Hurt): "I admit it's strange. Almost like weighing someone's soul. But Sir Walter was a clever guy. First, he took an unsmoked cigar and put it on a balance and weighed it. Then he lit up and smoked the cigar, carefully tapping the ashes into the balance pan. When he was finished, he put the butt into the pan along with the ashes and weighed what was there. Then he subtracted that number from the original weight of the unsmoked cigar. The difference was the weight of the smoke." - SMOKE

02. Nick Naylor (Aaron Eckhart) - "These days, when someone smokes in a movie, they're either a psychopath....or a European." - THANK YOU FOR SMOKING

03. Mamaw - (Glenn Close) - “I don’t give a rat fart what you’re smoking kid. If you think you’re hiding it honey you’re dumb as a bag of hair.” - HILLBILLY ELEGY

04. Tyler (Nicholas Holt) "Babe, please don't smoke. It'll kill your palate." - Margot (Anya Taylor-Joy) "Then my palate will die happy." - THE MENUE

05. Regina Lampert (Audrey Hepburn), to Mr. Bartholomew (Walter Matthau): "May I have a cigarette, please?"
(She separates the filter from the cigarette, and Bartholomew looks surprised.)
Regina Lampert: "I hate those things. It's like drinking coffee through a veil." - CHARADE

06. Jack Malik (Himesh Patel): “It's times like this I wish I hadn't given up smoking. I could murder a cigarette.”
Rocky (Joel Fry): “Yeah. What's a cigarette?” - YESTERDAY

07. Bob Woodward (RobertRedford): [after seeing Bernstein light up a cigarette in an elevator]
"Is there any place you *don't* smoke?" - ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN 

13 Movie Quotes about SMOKING

01. Paul Benjamin (William Hurt): "I admit it's strange. Almost like weighing someone's soul. But Sir Walter was a clever guy. First, he took an unsmoked cigar and put it on a balance and weighed it. Then he lit up and smoked the cigar, carefully tapping the ashes into the balance pan. When he was finished, he put the butt into the pan along with the ashes and weighed what was there. Then he subtracted that number from the original weight of the unsmoked cigar. The difference was the weight of the smoke." - SMOKE

02. Nick Naylor (Aaron Eckhart) - "These days, when someone smokes in a movie, they're either a psychopath....or a European." - THANK YOU FOR SMOKING

03. Mamaw - (Glenn Close) - “I don’t give a rat fart what you’re smoking kid. If you think you’re hiding it honey you’re dumb as a bag of hair.” - HILLBILLY ELEGY

04. Tyler (Nicholas Holt) "Babe, please don't smoke. It'll kill your palate." - Margot (Anya Taylor-Joy) "Then my palate will die happy." - THE MENUE

05. Regina Lampert (Audrey Hepburn), to Mr. Bartholomew (Walter Matthau): "May I have a cigarette, please?"
(She separates the filter from the cigarette, and Bartholomew looks surprised.)
Regina Lampert: "I hate those things. It's like drinking coffee through a veil." - CHARADE

06. Jack Malik (Himesh Patel): “It's times like this I wish I hadn't given up smoking. I could murder a cigarette.”
Rocky (Joel Fry): “Yeah. What's a cigarette?” - YESTERDAY

07. Bob Woodward (RobertRedford): [after seeing Bernstein light up a cigarette in an elevator]
"Is there any place you *don't* smoke?" - ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN

08. Edgar Stopworth (Tom Poston): "My drinking is directly connected to my smoking. Now, when I say "directly", I mean there's a thing - a physical thing - that is directly connected from my liquor buds to the smoke pouch in my lungs. If you want me to quit smoking, you would have to cut - I mean, you'd have to physically cut that thing! And when you do, my head's gonna fall off! Do you understand, reverman? The booze bone's connected to the smoke bone. And the smoke bone's connected to the head bone. and that's the word of the lord!" - Cold Turkey

09. Cybil Waingrow (Courteney Cox): "Uh, you're making that cigarette look really good." - 3000 MILES TO GRACELAND (2001)

13 Movie Quotes about SMOKING

01. Paul Benjamin (William Hurt): "I admit it's strange. Almost like weighing someone's soul. But Sir Walter was a clever guy. First, he took an unsmoked cigar and put it on a balance and weighed it. Then he lit up and smoked the cigar, carefully tapping the ashes into the balance pan. When he was finished, he put the butt into the pan along with the ashes and weighed what was there. Then he subtracted that number from the original weight of the unsmoked cigar. The difference was the weight of the smoke." - SMOKE

02. Nick Naylor (Aaron Eckhart) - "These days, when someone smokes in a movie, they're either a psychopath....or a European." - THANK YOU FOR SMOKING

03. Mamaw - (Glenn Close) - “I don’t give a rat fart what you’re smoking kid. If you think you’re hiding it honey you’re dumb as a bag of hair.” - HILLBILLY ELEGY

04. Tyler (Nicholas Holt) "Babe, please don't smoke. It'll kill your palate." - Margot (Anya Taylor-Joy) "Then my palate will die happy." - THE MENUE

05. Regina Lampert (Audrey Hepburn), to Mr. Bartholomew (Walter Matthau): "May I have a cigarette, please?"
(She separates the filter from the cigarette, and Bartholomew looks surprised.)
Regina Lampert: "I hate those things. It's like drinking coffee through a veil." - CHARADE

06. Jack Malik (Himesh Patel): “It's times like this I wish I hadn't given up smoking. I could murder a cigarette.”
Rocky (Joel Fry): “Yeah. What's a cigarette?” - YESTERDAY

07. Bob Woodward (RobertRedford): [after seeing Bernstein light up a cigarette in an elevator]
"Is there any place you *don't* smoke?" - ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN

08. Edgar Stopworth (Tom Poston): "My drinking is directly connected to my smoking. Now, when I say "directly", I mean there's a thing - a physical thing - that is directly connected from my liquor buds to the smoke pouch in my lungs. If you want me to quit smoking, you would have to cut - I mean, you'd have to physically cut that thing! And when you do, my head's gonna fall off! Do you understand, reverman? The booze bone's connected to the smoke bone. And the smoke bone's connected to the head bone. and that's the word of the lord!" - Cold Turkey

09. Cybil Waingrow (Courteney Cox): "Uh, you're making that cigarette look really good." - 3000 MILES TO GRACELAND (2001)

10. Mike Wallace (Christopher Plummer): "And that's what cigarettes are for."
Jeffrey Wigand (Russell Crowe): "A delivery device for nicotine."
Mike Wallace (Christopher Plummer): "A delivery device for nicotine. Put it in your mouth, light it up, and you're gonna get your fix." THE INSIDER

11. Steve McCroskey (Lloyd Bridges): "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking." - AIRPLANE! (1980)

13 Movie Quotes about SMOKING

01. Paul Benjamin (William Hurt): "I admit it's strange. Almost like weighing someone's soul. But Sir Walter was a clever guy. First, he took an unsmoked cigar and put it on a balance and weighed it. Then he lit up and smoked the cigar, carefully tapping the ashes into the balance pan. When he was finished, he put the butt into the pan along with the ashes and weighed what was there. Then he subtracted that number from the original weight of the unsmoked cigar. The difference was the weight of the smoke." - SMOKE

02. Nick Naylor (Aaron Eckhart) - "These days, when someone smokes in a movie, they're either a psychopath....or a European." - THANK YOU FOR SMOKING

03. Mamaw - (Glenn Close) - “I don’t give a rat fart what you’re smoking kid. If you think you’re hiding it honey you’re dumb as a bag of hair.” - HILLBILLY ELEGY

04. Tyler (Nicholas Holt) "Babe, please don't smoke. It'll kill your palate." - Margot (Anya Taylor-Joy) "Then my palate will die happy." - THE MENUE

05. Regina Lampert (Audrey Hepburn), to Mr. Bartholomew (Walter Matthau): "May I have a cigarette, please?"
(She separates the filter from the cigarette, and Bartholomew looks surprised.)
Regina Lampert: "I hate those things. It's like drinking coffee through a veil." - CHARADE

06. Jack Malik (Himesh Patel): “It's times like this I wish I hadn't given up smoking. I could murder a cigarette.”
Rocky (Joel Fry): “Yeah. What's a cigarette?” - YESTERDAY

07. Bob Woodward (RobertRedford): [after seeing Bernstein light up a cigarette in an elevator]
"Is there any place you *don't* smoke?" - ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN

08. Edgar Stopworth (Tom Poston): "My drinking is directly connected to my smoking. Now, when I say "directly", I mean there's a thing - a physical thing - that is directly connected from my liquor buds to the smoke pouch in my lungs. If you want me to quit smoking, you would have to cut - I mean, you'd have to physically cut that thing! And when you do, my head's gonna fall off! Do you understand, reverman? The booze bone's connected to the smoke bone. And the smoke bone's connected to the head bone. and that's the word of the lord!" - Cold Turkey

09. Cybil Waingrow (Courteney Cox): "Uh, you're making that cigarette look really good." - 3000 MILES TO GRACELAND (2001)

10. Mike Wallace (Christopher Plummer): "And that's what cigarettes are for."
Jeffrey Wigand (Russell Crowe): "A delivery device for nicotine."
Mike Wallace (Christopher Plummer): "A delivery device for nicotine. Put it in your mouth, light it up, and you're gonna get your fix." THE INSIDER

11. Steve McCroskey (Lloyd Bridges): "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking." - AIRPLANE! (1980)

12. Catherine Tramell (Sharon Stone): "Killing isn't like smoking. You can quit." - BASIC INSTINCT

13. Alvy Singer (Woody Allen): “I haven’t been myself since I quit smoking.”
New girlfriend: “Oh, when was that?”
Alvy Singer (Woody Allen): “16 years ago.” - ANNIE HALL 

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