Baker's Dozen: Movie Quotes

13 Movie Quotes about LOVE

01. Eleanor of Aquitaine (Katharine Hepburn): - "Love, in a world where carpenters get resurrected, anything is possible." - THE LION IN WINTER

02. Jennifer "Jenny" Cavalieri (Ali McGraw) "Love means never having to say you’re sorry.” - LOVE STORY

03. Judy Benjamin (Goldie Hawn): - "My husband had a heart attack and died on our wedding night, while we were making love."
Pvt. Mary Lou Glass (Mary Kay Place): - "Jesus! Benjamin! I don't get it, what do you do after a thing like that?"
Judy Benjamin: - "Join the Army!" -- PRIVATE BENJAMIN

04. Alvy Singer (Woody Allen): “Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes I have to invent, of course I - I do, don't you think I do?” - ANNIE HALL

05. Charlotte Field (Charlize Theron): “Here’s the deal. I love you. I know I do, because I’ve never been so scared in my entire life, and I once shared an elevator with Saddam Hussein. Just me and Saddam, and this is way scarier. I love you.” — LONG SHOT

06. Dixon Steele (Humphrey Bogart) - "I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me." - IN A LONELY PLACE

07. Eddie Jessup (William Hurt): “She insists she's in love with me - whatever that is. What she means is she prefers the senseless pain we inflict on each other to the pain we would otherwise inflict on ourselves.” - ALTERED STATES

08. The Beast (Trevor Martin, uncredited voice): "Love is fleeting. Power is eternal." - KRULL (1983)

09. Dorothy (Renee Zellweger): “I love him! I love him for the man he wants to be. And I love him for the man he almost is. I love him, Laurel. I love him.” - JERRY MAGUIRE

10. Valerie (Carol Kane) “Your true love lives and you marry another. True love saved her in the Fire Swamp, and she treated it like garbage. And that's what she is, the Queen of Refuse! So, bow down to her if you want. Bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! Boo!” – THE PRINCESS BRIDE

13 Movie Quotes about LOVE

01. Eleanor of Aquitaine (Katharine Hepburn): - "Love, in a world where carpenters get resurrected, anything is possible." - THE LION IN WINTER

02. Jennifer "Jenny" Cavalieri (Ali McGraw) "Love means never having to say you’re sorry.” - LOVE STORY

03. Judy Benjamin (Goldie Hawn): - "My husband had a heart attack and died on our wedding night, while we were making love."
Pvt. Mary Lou Glass (Mary Kay Place): - "Jesus! Benjamin! I don't get it, what do you do after a thing like that?"
Judy Benjamin: - "Join the Army!" -- PRIVATE BENJAMIN

04. Alvy Singer (Woody Allen): “Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes I have to invent, of course I - I do, don't you think I do?” - ANNIE HALL

05. Charlotte Field (Charlize Theron): “Here’s the deal. I love you. I know I do, because I’ve never been so scared in my entire life, and I once shared an elevator with Saddam Hussein. Just me and Saddam, and this is way scarier. I love you.” — LONG SHOT

06. Dixon Steele (Humphrey Bogart) - "I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me." - IN A LONELY PLACE

07. Eddie Jessup (William Hurt): “She insists she's in love with me - whatever that is. What she means is she prefers the senseless pain we inflict on each other to the pain we would otherwise inflict on ourselves.” - ALTERED STATES

08. The Beast (Trevor Martin, uncredited voice): "Love is fleeting. Power is eternal." - KRULL (1983)

09. Dorothy (Renee Zellweger): “I love him! I love him for the man he wants to be. And I love him for the man he almost is. I love him, Laurel. I love him.” - JERRY MAGUIRE

10. Valerie (Carol Kane) “Your true love lives and you marry another. True love saved her in the Fire Swamp, and she treated it like garbage. And that's what she is, the Queen of Refuse! So, bow down to her if you want. Bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! Boo!” – THE PRINCESS BRIDE

11. Mary Ellison (Mary Ure): "I nearly froze to death in that damn plane. Why couldn't you have supplied some hot water bottles or an electrically heated suit? I thought you loved me." - WHERE EAGLES DARE (1968)

12. Leia Organa (Carrie Fisher) - "I love you." - Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back

13 Movie Quotes about PHONING

01. E.T. (Pat Welsh) "E.T. phone home." - E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL

13 Movie Quotes about PHONING
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01. E.T. (Pat Welsh) "E.T. phone home." - E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL

02. Wizard (Peter Boyle): "I throw the meter, you know, and I jump in the backseat and I whip it out and I said, "You know what this is?" She says, "It's love!" You know, I fuck her brains out. She goes wild, you know. She said, "It's the greatest single experience of my life." And she gave me a $200 tip and her phone number in Acapulco." - TAXI DRIVER

03. [opening title card]
[Prologue]: In the tangled networks of a great city, the telephone is the unseen link between a million lives... it is the servant of our common needs ~~ the confidante of our inmost secrets... life and happiness wait upon its ring... and horror... and loneliness... and... death! - SORRY, WRONG NUMBER

13 Movie Quotes about PHONING
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01. E.T. (Pat Welsh) "E.T. phone home." - E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL

02. Wizard (Peter Boyle): "I throw the meter, you know, and I jump in the backseat and I whip it out and I said, "You know what this is?" She says, "It's love!" You know, I fuck her brains out. She goes wild, you know. She said, "It's the greatest single experience of my life." And she gave me a $200 tip and her phone number in Acapulco." - TAXI DRIVER

03. [opening title card]
[Prologue]: In the tangled networks of a great city, the telephone is the unseen link between a million lives... it is the servant of our common needs ~~ the confidante of our inmost secrets... life and happiness wait upon its ring... and horror... and loneliness... and... death! - SORRY, WRONG NUMBER

04. "It Talked!" -- Thomas Watson (Henry Fonda) in THE STORY OF ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL

05. Sonny Corleone (James Caan): "Listen, hang around the house here, it'd be a big help. Try Luca again, go ahead... What the hell is this?" - THE GODFATHER

13 Movie Quotes about PHONING
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01. E.T. (Pat Welsh) "E.T. phone home." - E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL

02. Wizard (Peter Boyle): "I throw the meter, you know, and I jump in the backseat and I whip it out and I said, "You know what this is?" She says, "It's love!" You know, I fuck her brains out. She goes wild, you know. She said, "It's the greatest single experience of my life." And she gave me a $200 tip and her phone number in Acapulco." - TAXI DRIVER

03. [opening title card]
[Prologue]: In the tangled networks of a great city, the telephone is the unseen link between a million lives... it is the servant of our common needs ~~ the confidante of our inmost secrets... life and happiness wait upon its ring... and horror... and loneliness... and... death! - SORRY, WRONG NUMBER

04. "It Talked!" -- Thomas Watson (Henry Fonda) in THE STORY OF ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL

05. Sonny Corleone (James Caan): "Listen, hang around the house here, it'd be a big help. Try Luca again, go ahead... What the hell is this?" - THE GODFATHER

06. (Telephone rings) Sir Thomas Beecham (Timothy West)
answers - "Who is it?"
American caller - "Is that Sir Thomas Beech-Ham?"
Beecham - "It is?"
Caller "Well “A’hm the secretary of the English Speak’n Oonion”of New York..."
Beecham - "I beg your pardon?"
Caller - "Are you Sir Thomas Beech-Ham?"
Beecham - "I am!"
Caller - "Well I'm telling you A’hm the secretary of the English Speak’n Oonion”of New York..."
Beecham - "I don't believe you... Goodnight!" (replaces receiver) - BEECHAM (tvm)

07. Jimmy Serrano (Dennis Farina): “Don't say a word to me, Sidney, don't say a fucking word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head.” - MIDNIGHT RUN

13 Movie Quotes about PHONING
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01. E.T. (Pat Welsh) "E.T. phone home." - E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL

02. Wizard (Peter Boyle): "I throw the meter, you know, and I jump in the backseat and I whip it out and I said, "You know what this is?" She says, "It's love!" You know, I fuck her brains out. She goes wild, you know. She said, "It's the greatest single experience of my life." And she gave me a $200 tip and her phone number in Acapulco." - TAXI DRIVER

03. [opening title card]
[Prologue]: In the tangled networks of a great city, the telephone is the unseen link between a million lives... it is the servant of our common needs ~~ the confidante of our inmost secrets... life and happiness wait upon its ring... and horror... and loneliness... and... death! - SORRY, WRONG NUMBER

04. "It Talked!" -- Thomas Watson (Henry Fonda) in THE STORY OF ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL

05. Sonny Corleone (James Caan): "Listen, hang around the house here, it'd be a big help. Try Luca again, go ahead... What the hell is this?" - THE GODFATHER

06. (Telephone rings) Sir Thomas Beecham (Timothy West)
answers - "Who is it?"
American caller - "Is that Sir Thomas Beech-Ham?"
Beecham - "It is?"
Caller "Well “A’hm the secretary of the English Speak’n Oonion”of New York..."
Beecham - "I beg your pardon?"
Caller - "Are you Sir Thomas Beech-Ham?"
Beecham - "I am!"
Caller - "Well I'm telling you A’hm the secretary of the English Speak’n Oonion”of New York..."
Beecham - "I don't believe you... Goodnight!" (replaces receiver) - BEECHAM (tvm)

07. Jimmy Serrano (Dennis Farina): “Don't say a word to me, Sidney, don't say a fucking word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head.” - MIDNIGHT RUN

08. Sgt. Sacker (William Boyett) "Jill, this is Sergeant Sacker. Listen to me. We've traced the call...It's coming from inside the house. Now a squad car's coming over there right now. Just get out of that house!" - WHEN A STRANGER CALLS (1979)

09. Michael (Kenneth Nelson) [explaining the rules of the phone game]: “We all have to call on the telephone the one person we truly believed we have loved. Now, here's how it works. If you make the call, you get one point. If the person you're calling answers, you get two points. If somebody else answers, you only get one point. And if nobody answers at all, you're screwed. And when you get the person you've called on the line, if you tell them who you are, you get two more points. And then if you tell them that you love them, you get a bonus of five more points.” - THE BOYS IN THE BAND (1970)

13 Movie Quotes about PHONING
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01. E.T. (Pat Welsh) "E.T. phone home." - E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL

02. Wizard (Peter Boyle): "I throw the meter, you know, and I jump in the backseat and I whip it out and I said, "You know what this is?" She says, "It's love!" You know, I fuck her brains out. She goes wild, you know. She said, "It's the greatest single experience of my life." And she gave me a $200 tip and her phone number in Acapulco." - TAXI DRIVER

03. [opening title card]
[Prologue]: In the tangled networks of a great city, the telephone is the unseen link between a million lives... it is the servant of our common needs ~~ the confidante of our inmost secrets... life and happiness wait upon its ring... and horror... and loneliness... and... death! - SORRY, WRONG NUMBER

04. "It Talked!" -- Thomas Watson (Henry Fonda) in THE STORY OF ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL

05. Sonny Corleone (James Caan): "Listen, hang around the house here, it'd be a big help. Try Luca again, go ahead... What the hell is this?" - THE GODFATHER

06. (Telephone rings) Sir Thomas Beecham (Timothy West)
answers - "Who is it?"
American caller - "Is that Sir Thomas Beech-Ham?"
Beecham - "It is?"
Caller "Well “A’hm the secretary of the English Speak’n Oonion”of New York..."
Beecham - "I beg your pardon?"
Caller - "Are you Sir Thomas Beech-Ham?"
Beecham - "I am!"
Caller - "Well I'm telling you A’hm the secretary of the English Speak’n Oonion”of New York..."
Beecham - "I don't believe you... Goodnight!" (replaces receiver) - BEECHAM (tvm)

07. Jimmy Serrano (Dennis Farina): “Don't say a word to me, Sidney, don't say a fucking word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head.” - MIDNIGHT RUN

08. Sgt. Sacker (William Boyett) "Jill, this is Sergeant Sacker. Listen to me. We've traced the call...It's coming from inside the house. Now a squad car's coming over there right now. Just get out of that house!" - WHEN A STRANGER CALLS (1979)

09. Michael (Kenneth Nelson) [explaining the rules of the phone game]: “We all have to call on the telephone the one person we truly believed we have loved. Now, here's how it works. If you make the call, you get one point. If the person you're calling answers, you get two points. If somebody else answers, you only get one point. And if nobody answers at all, you're screwed. And when you get the person you've called on the line, if you tell them who you are, you get two more points. And then if you tell them that you love them, you get a bonus of five more points.” - THE BOYS IN THE BAND (1970)

10. "Widdicome, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black. You want to talk to Mr. Gutterman? One moment, sir. I'll connect you. Widdicome, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black. Oh, yes Mr. Bibberman. You'd like to talk with Mr. Applewhite? Oh, yes, sir, he's in. I'll connect you. Widdicome, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bib-bib-bib-blib-bibman and Black? Oh yes, long distance, how are you? Oh. Mr Widdecome? I have your San Francisco call for you. Yes, Mr. Bibberman? Oh. Did I connect you to Mr. Gutterman instead of Mr. Applewhite? I'm sorry, Mr. Bibbicome, Bibbibibbib.
Oh Mr. Applewhite, what are you doing in that hole with Mr. Gutterman? Yes, Mr. Widdicome? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'll try to reconnect you again with San Francisco. Let me see, Mr. Bibibib is in there talking to Mr. Bubbawhite. Where on earth is Mr. Applewhite? Oh, there you are, Mr. Applewhite!
Mr. Widdicome, there's no such place as San Francisco. Please!
Mr. Bibibib? Mr. Widdicome?" - Mame Dennis (Rosalind Russell) - AUNTIE MAME

11. Jimmy Serrano (Dennis Farina): “Is this moron number one? Put moron number two on the phone.” - MIDNIGHT RUN

13 Movie Quotes about PHONING
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01. E.T. (Pat Welsh) "E.T. phone home." - E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL

02. Wizard (Peter Boyle): "I throw the meter, you know, and I jump in the backseat and I whip it out and I said, "You know what this is?" She says, "It's love!" You know, I fuck her brains out. She goes wild, you know. She said, "It's the greatest single experience of my life." And she gave me a $200 tip and her phone number in Acapulco." - TAXI DRIVER

03. [opening title card]
[Prologue]: In the tangled networks of a great city, the telephone is the unseen link between a million lives... it is the servant of our common needs ~~ the confidante of our inmost secrets... life and happiness wait upon its ring... and horror... and loneliness... and... death! - SORRY, WRONG NUMBER

04. "It Talked!" -- Thomas Watson (Henry Fonda) in THE STORY OF ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL

05. Sonny Corleone (James Caan): "Listen, hang around the house here, it'd be a big help. Try Luca again, go ahead... What the hell is this?" - THE GODFATHER

06. (Telephone rings) Sir Thomas Beecham (Timothy West)
answers - "Who is it?"
American caller - "Is that Sir Thomas Beech-Ham?"
Beecham - "It is?"
Caller "Well “A’hm the secretary of the English Speak’n Oonion”of New York..."
Beecham - "I beg your pardon?"
Caller - "Are you Sir Thomas Beech-Ham?"
Beecham - "I am!"
Caller - "Well I'm telling you A’hm the secretary of the English Speak’n Oonion”of New York..."
Beecham - "I don't believe you... Goodnight!" (replaces receiver) - BEECHAM (tvm)

07. Jimmy Serrano (Dennis Farina): “Don't say a word to me, Sidney, don't say a fucking word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head.” - MIDNIGHT RUN

08. Sgt. Sacker (William Boyett) "Jill, this is Sergeant Sacker. Listen to me. We've traced the call...It's coming from inside the house. Now a squad car's coming over there right now. Just get out of that house!" - WHEN A STRANGER CALLS (1979)

09. Michael (Kenneth Nelson) [explaining the rules of the phone game]: “We all have to call on the telephone the one person we truly believed we have loved. Now, here's how it works. If you make the call, you get one point. If the person you're calling answers, you get two points. If somebody else answers, you only get one point. And if nobody answers at all, you're screwed. And when you get the person you've called on the line, if you tell them who you are, you get two more points. And then if you tell them that you love them, you get a bonus of five more points.” - THE BOYS IN THE BAND (1970)

10. "Widdicome, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black. You want to talk to Mr. Gutterman? One moment, sir. I'll connect you. Widdicome, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bibberman and Black. Oh, yes Mr. Bibberman. You'd like to talk with Mr. Applewhite? Oh, yes, sir, he's in. I'll connect you. Widdicome, Gutterman, Applewhite, Bib-bib-bib-blib-bibman and Black? Oh yes, long distance, how are you? Oh. Mr Widdecome? I have your San Francisco call for you. Yes, Mr. Bibberman? Oh. Did I connect you to Mr. Gutterman instead of Mr. Applewhite? I'm sorry, Mr. Bibbicome, Bibbibibbib.
Oh Mr. Applewhite, what are you doing in that hole with Mr. Gutterman? Yes, Mr. Widdicome? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'll try to reconnect you again with San Francisco. Let me see, Mr. Bibibib is in there talking to Mr. Bubbawhite. Where on earth is Mr. Applewhite? Oh, there you are, Mr. Applewhite!
Mr. Widdicome, there's no such place as San Francisco. Please!
Mr. Bibibib? Mr. Widdicome?" - Mame Dennis (Rosalind Russell) - AUNTIE MAME

11. Jimmy Serrano (Dennis Farina): “Is this moron number one? Put moron number two on the phone.” - MIDNIGHT RUN

12. Clarence (Kurtwood Smith) [after spitting blood]: "Just give me my fucking phone call." - ROBOCOP (1987)

13. Matt Drayton (Spencer Tracy), to Christina Drayton (Katharine Hepburn): "What's this two dollars, and twenty cents?"
Christina Drayton: "He made a call to his parents. I guess he doesn't bum free telephone calls, either." - GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER

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