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Post by persistenceofvision on Oct 6, 2017 12:29:58 GMT
13 Funny Movie Threats: ________________________________________
01. "I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in!" - Jack Nicholson (Jack Torrance - THE SHINING) 02. "Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food ... I'm gonna kick you 'til you're dead." - Olympia Dukakis (Rose Castorini - MOONSTRUCK) 03. "Next time I'll give you a facial instead of a scalp treatment!" -- Hank Mahoney (Bessie Love, after a cat-fight with a chorus girl) -- THE BROADWAY MELODY 04. "I will PT you 'til you f**king die!" Gunnery Sgt Hartman (R. Lee Ermey) - FULL METAL JACKET 05. "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!” - Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin) - THE PRINCESS BRIDE 06. "I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." Darwin Mayflower (Richard E. Grant) - HUDSON HAWK 07. "How would the bookkeeping staff like to be suddenly... UNEMPLOYED?" Scrooge (Michael Caine) - THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL 08. "If I medicined you, you’d think a brain tumour was a birthday present” - Danny (Ralph Brown) - WITHNAIL & I (1987) 09. "And if you do something I don't like, I'm gonna jump. And when I land it's gonna hurt." - Sgt. Stryker (John Wayne) - SANDS OF IWO JIMA 10. "If I don't get my money back by Monday, what I do to both your faces will definitely be Cubist..." Tony Angel (Ralph Fiennes) - THE GOOD THIEF 11. "I'm gonna rip off your cojones and boil 'em in motor oil." - Harry (Joe Pesci) - HOME ALONE 12. "I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull!" - Col. Nathan R. Jessup (Jack Nicholson) - A FEW GOOD MEN 13. "Have you ever heard of a line?" "Have you ever been dragged to the sidewalk and beaten 'til you pissed blood?" Roy Waller (Nicolas Cage) - MATCHSTICK MEN
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Post by persistenceofvision on Oct 6, 2017 12:45:10 GMT
13 Movie Quotes About Clothes
01. "Clothes maketh the man, and the less there is of the man, the more the need of the clothes." Terrence (John Neville) - SPIDER
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Post by Lebowskidoo 🦞 on Oct 6, 2017 15:46:01 GMT
13 Movie Quotes About Clothes
01. "Clothes maketh the man, and the less there is of the man, the more the need of the clothes." Terrence (John Neville) - SPIDER 02. "I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?" Emily Charlton (Emily Blunt) - THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA
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Post by Catman on Oct 6, 2017 16:04:17 GMT
13 Movie Quotes About Clothes
01. "Clothes maketh the man, and the less there is of the man, the more the need of the clothes." Terrence (John Neville) - SPIDER 02. "I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?" Emily Charlton (Emily Blunt) - THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 03. "You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty?" Howl (Takuya Kimura/Christian Bale) - HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE
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Post by persistenceofvision on Oct 6, 2017 19:20:50 GMT
13 Movie Quotes About Clothes
01. "Clothes maketh the man, and the less there is of the man, the more the need for clothes." Terrence (John Neville) - SPIDER 02. "I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?" Emily Charlton (Emily Blunt) - THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 03. "You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty?" Howl (Takuya Kimura/Christian Bale) - HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE 04. "Never trust anybody who wears a bow tie. Cravat's supposed to point down to accentuate the genitals. Why'd you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to accentuate his ears?" Doc Wilson (Michael Higgins), while wearing a bow tie - STATE AND MAIN
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Post by eplay on Oct 6, 2017 22:13:24 GMT
13 Movie Quotes About Clothes
01. "Clothes maketh the man, and the less there is of the man, the more the need for clothes." Terrence (John Neville) - SPIDER 02. "I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?" Emily Charlton (Emily Blunt) - THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 03. "You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty?" Howl (Takuya Kimura/Christian Bale) - HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE 04. "Never trust anybody who wears a bow tie. Cravat's supposed to point down to accentuate the genitals. Why'd you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to accentuate his ears?" Doc Wilson (Michael Higgins), while wearing a bow tie - STATE AND MAIN 05. "Put on a frock and I can sing 'Stand by Your Man' in front of five hundred strangers... Put on a pair of jeans and I can't even sodding well say hello. " - Lola (Chiwetel Ejiofor) - KINKY BOOTS
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Post by ellynmacg on Oct 7, 2017 4:50:01 GMT
13 Movie Quotes About Clothes
01. "Clothes maketh the man, and the less there is of the man, the more the need for clothes." Terrence (John Neville) - SPIDER 02. "I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?" Emily Charlton (Emily Blunt) - THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 03. "You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty?" Howl (Takuya Kimura/Christian Bale) - HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE 04. "Never trust anybody who wears a bow tie. Cravat's supposed to point down to accentuate the genitals. Why'd you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to accentuate his ears?" Doc Wilson (Michael Higgins), while wearing a bow tie - STATE AND MAIN 05. "Put on a frock and I can sing 'Stand by Your Man' in front of five hundred strangers... Put on a pair of jeans and I can't even sodding well say hello. " - Lola (Chiwetel Ejiofor) - KINKY BOOTS 06. "I will be the only one in a white dress. White is for babies!" María (Natalie Wood) - WEST SIDE STORY
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Post by alfromni on Oct 7, 2017 5:03:58 GMT
13 Movie Quotes About Clothes
01. "Clothes maketh the man, and the less there is of the man, the more the need for clothes." Terrence (John Neville) - SPIDER 02. "I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?" Emily Charlton (Emily Blunt) - THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 03. "You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty?" Howl (Takuya Kimura/Christian Bale) - HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE 04. "Never trust anybody who wears a bow tie. Cravat's supposed to point down to accentuate the genitals. Why'd you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to accentuate his ears?" Doc Wilson (Michael Higgins), while wearing a bow tie - STATE AND MAIN 05. "Put on a frock and I can sing 'Stand by Your Man' in front of five hundred strangers... Put on a pair of jeans and I can't even sodding well say hello. " - Lola (Chiwetel Ejiofor) - KINKY BOOTS 06. "I will be the only one in a white dress. White is for babies!" María (Natalie Wood) - WEST SIDE STORY 07. Destroyer officer: [Examining a bra fished out of the sea] "The Japs don't have anything like these!" - OPERATION PETTICOAT
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Post by persistenceofvision on Oct 7, 2017 10:04:15 GMT
13 Movie Quotes About Clothes
01. "Clothes maketh the man, and the less there is of the man, the more the need for clothes." Terrence (John Neville) - SPIDER 02. "I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?" Emily Charlton (Emily Blunt) - THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 03. "You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty?" Howl (Takuya Kimura/Christian Bale) - HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE 04. "Never trust anybody who wears a bow tie. Cravat's supposed to point down to accentuate the genitals. Why'd you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to accentuate his ears?" Doc Wilson (Michael Higgins), while wearing a bow tie - STATE AND MAIN 05. "Put on a frock and I can sing 'Stand by Your Man' in front of five hundred strangers... Put on a pair of jeans and I can't even sodding well say hello. " - Lola (Chiwetel Ejiofor) - KINKY BOOTS 06. "I will be the only one in a white dress. White is for babies!" María (Natalie Wood) - WEST SIDE STORY 07. Destroyer officer: [Examining a bra fished out of the sea] "The Japs don't have anything like these!" - OPERATION PETTICOAT 08. "In time, you will see that this is the best thing." "In time you'll drop dead, and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress!" Loretta (Cher) - MOONSTRUCK
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Post by alfromni on Oct 7, 2017 11:57:12 GMT
13 Movie Quotes About Clothes
01. "Clothes maketh the man, and the less there is of the man, the more the need for clothes." Terrence (John Neville) - SPIDER 02. "I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?" Emily Charlton (Emily Blunt) - THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 03. "You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty?" Howl (Takuya Kimura/Christian Bale) - HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE 04. "Never trust anybody who wears a bow tie. Cravat's supposed to point down to accentuate the genitals. Why'd you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to accentuate his ears?" Doc Wilson (Michael Higgins), while wearing a bow tie - STATE AND MAIN 05. "Put on a frock and I can sing 'Stand by Your Man' in front of five hundred strangers... Put on a pair of jeans and I can't even sodding well say hello. " - Lola (Chiwetel Ejiofor) - KINKY BOOTS 06. "I will be the only one in a white dress. White is for babies!" María (Natalie Wood) - WEST SIDE STORY 07. Destroyer officer: [Examining a bra fished out of the sea] "The Japs don't have anything like these!" - OPERATION PETTICOAT 08. "In time, you will see that this is the best thing." "In time you'll drop dead, and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress!" Loretta (Cher) - MOONSTRUCK 09. You tore off one of my chests!"...(later)..."now you tore the other one" - Jerry (Jack Lemmon)- SOME LIKE IT HOT
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Post by persistenceofvision on Oct 8, 2017 12:39:08 GMT
13 Movie Quotes About Clothes
01. "Clothes maketh the man, and the less there is of the man, the more the need for clothes." Terrence (John Neville) - SPIDER 02. "I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?" Emily Charlton (Emily Blunt) - THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 03. "You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty?" Howl (Takuya Kimura/Christian Bale) - HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE 04. "Never trust anybody who wears a bow tie. Cravat's supposed to point down to accentuate the genitals. Why'd you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to accentuate his ears?" Doc Wilson (Michael Higgins), while wearing a bow tie - STATE AND MAIN 05. "Put on a frock and I can sing 'Stand by Your Man' in front of five hundred strangers... Put on a pair of jeans and I can't even sodding well say hello. " - Lola (Chiwetel Ejiofor) - KINKY BOOTS 06. "I will be the only one in a white dress. White is for babies!" María (Natalie Wood) - WEST SIDE STORY 07. Destroyer officer: [Examining a bra fished out of the sea] "The Japs don't have anything like these!" - OPERATION PETTICOAT 08. "In time, you will see that this is the best thing." "In time you'll drop dead, and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress!" Loretta (Cher) - MOONSTRUCK 09. "You tore off one of my chests!"...(later)..."now you tore the other one" - Jerry (Jack Lemmon)- SOME LIKE IT HOT 10. "This suit was cut by Hawkes of Savile Row. Just because the best tailoring you've seen is above your f*****g appendix doesn't mean anything." Withnail (Richard E. Grant) - WITHNAIL AND I
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Post by alfromni on Oct 9, 2017 8:02:38 GMT
13 Movie Quotes About Clothes
01. "Clothes maketh the man, and the less there is of the man, the more the need for clothes." Terrence (John Neville) - SPIDER 02. "I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?" Emily Charlton (Emily Blunt) - THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 03. "You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty?" Howl (Takuya Kimura/Christian Bale) - HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE 04. "Never trust anybody who wears a bow tie. Cravat's supposed to point down to accentuate the genitals. Why'd you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to accentuate his ears?" Doc Wilson (Michael Higgins), while wearing a bow tie - STATE AND MAIN 05. "Put on a frock and I can sing 'Stand by Your Man' in front of five hundred strangers... Put on a pair of jeans and I can't even sodding well say hello. " - Lola (Chiwetel Ejiofor) - KINKY BOOTS 06. "I will be the only one in a white dress. White is for babies!" María (Natalie Wood) - WEST SIDE STORY 07. Destroyer officer: [Examining a bra fished out of the sea] "The Japs don't have anything like these!" - OPERATION PETTICOAT 08. "In time, you will see that this is the best thing." "In time you'll drop dead, and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress!" Loretta (Cher) - MOONSTRUCK 09. "You tore off one of my chests!"...(later)..."now you tore the other one" - Jerry (Jack Lemmon)- SOME LIKE IT HOT 10. "This suit was cut by Hawkes of Savile Row. Just because the best tailoring you've seen is above your f*****g appendix doesn't mean anything." Withnail (Richard E. Grant) - WITHNAIL AND I 11. "It's like watching a strip tease. Don't ask how it's done, just enjoy what's coming off." - Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman (Cary Grant) - OPERATION PETTICOAT
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Post by divtal on Oct 9, 2017 18:16:15 GMT
13 Movie Quotes About Clothes
01. "Clothes maketh the man, and the less there is of the man, the more the need for clothes." Terrence (John Neville) - SPIDER 02. "I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?" Emily Charlton (Emily Blunt) - THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 03. "You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty?" Howl (Takuya Kimura/Christian Bale) - HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE 04. "Never trust anybody who wears a bow tie. Cravat's supposed to point down to accentuate the genitals. Why'd you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to accentuate his ears?" Doc Wilson (Michael Higgins), while wearing a bow tie - STATE AND MAIN 05. "Put on a frock and I can sing 'Stand by Your Man' in front of five hundred strangers... Put on a pair of jeans and I can't even sodding well say hello. " - Lola (Chiwetel Ejiofor) - KINKY BOOTS 06. "I will be the only one in a white dress. White is for babies!" María (Natalie Wood) - WEST SIDE STORY 07. Destroyer officer: [Examining a bra fished out of the sea] "The Japs don't have anything like these!" - OPERATION PETTICOAT 08. "In time, you will see that this is the best thing." "In time you'll drop dead, and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress!" Loretta (Cher) - MOONSTRUCK 09. "You tore off one of my chests!"...(later)..."now you tore the other one" - Jerry (Jack Lemmon)- SOME LIKE IT HOT 10. "This suit was cut by Hawkes of Savile Row. Just because the best tailoring you've seen is above your f*****g appendix doesn't mean anything." Withnail (Richard E. Grant) - WITHNAIL AND I 11. "It's like watching a strip tease. Don't ask how it's done, just enjoy what's coming off." - Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman (Cary Grant) - OPERATION PETTICOAT Reply 12. "Well, if there's anything I DO know, it's how to wear the proper clothes." - Lisa Fremont (Grace Kelly) - REAR WINDOW
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Post by persistenceofvision on Oct 10, 2017 14:34:29 GMT
13 Movie Quotes About Clothes
01. "Clothes maketh the man, and the less there is of the man, the more the need for clothes." Terrence (John Neville) - SPIDER 02. "I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?" Emily Charlton (Emily Blunt) - THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 03. "You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty?" Howl (Takuya Kimura/Christian Bale) - HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE 04. "Never trust anybody who wears a bow tie. Cravat's supposed to point down to accentuate the genitals. Why'd you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to accentuate his ears?" Doc Wilson (Michael Higgins), while wearing a bow tie - STATE AND MAIN 05. "Put on a frock and I can sing 'Stand by Your Man' in front of five hundred strangers... Put on a pair of jeans and I can't even sodding well say hello. " - Lola (Chiwetel Ejiofor) - KINKY BOOTS 06. "I will be the only one in a white dress. White is for babies!" María (Natalie Wood) - WEST SIDE STORY 07. Destroyer officer: [Examining a bra fished out of the sea] "The Japs don't have anything like these!" - OPERATION PETTICOAT 08. "In time, you will see that this is the best thing." "In time you'll drop dead, and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress!" Loretta (Cher) - MOONSTRUCK 09. "You tore off one of my chests!"...(later)..."now you tore the other one" - Jerry (Jack Lemmon)- SOME LIKE IT HOT 10. "This suit was cut by Hawkes of Savile Row. Just because the best tailoring you've seen is above your f*****g appendix doesn't mean anything." Withnail (Richard E. Grant) - WITHNAIL AND I 11. "It's like watching a strip tease. Don't ask how it's done, just enjoy what's coming off." - Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman (Cary Grant) - OPERATION PETTICOAT Reply 12. "Well, if there's anything I DO know, it's how to wear the proper clothes." - Lisa Fremont (Grace Kelly) - REAR WINDOW 13. "When you get up in the morning, how do you decide what shade of black to wear?" Alex (Ewan McGregor) - SHALLOW GRAVE
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Post by Lebowskidoo 🦞 on Oct 10, 2017 17:36:57 GMT
13 Movie Quotes About Heaven and Earth (Either one, or both):
01. "With the things I've done in my life, oh, I know I'm going to burn in Hell. So I sure as shit ain't afraid to burn here on Earth." - Wes Mantooth (Vince Vaughn) - Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues...
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Post by eplay on Oct 10, 2017 19:00:49 GMT
13 Movie Quotes About Heaven and Earth (Either one, or both):
01. "With the things I've done in my life, oh, I know I'm going to burn in Hell. So I sure as shit ain't afraid to burn here on Earth." - Wes Mantooth (Vince Vaughn) - Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues... 02. "It really comes down to you. You don't have to look very hard for heaven or hell. They're right here on Earth. You make the choice, and I guess you just made it. " - The Devil (Elizabeth Hurley) - Bedazzled (2000)
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Post by persistenceofvision on Oct 10, 2017 19:29:00 GMT
13 Movie Quotes About Heaven and Earth (Either one, or both):
01. "With the things I've done in my life, oh, I know I'm going to burn in Hell. So I sure as shit ain't afraid to burn here on Earth." - Wes Mantooth (Vince Vaughn) - Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues... 02. "It really comes down to you. You don't have to look very hard for heaven or hell. They're right here on Earth. You make the choice, and I guess you just made it. " - The Devil (Elizabeth Hurley) - Bedazzled (2000) 03. "OK, first of all, congratulations on Earth! It's a most excellent planet, and Bill and I enjoy it on a daily basis!" Ted (Keanu Reeves) to God - Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
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Post by eplay on Oct 11, 2017 21:34:07 GMT
13 Movie Quotes About Heaven and Earth (Either one, or both):
01. "With the things I've done in my life, oh, I know I'm going to burn in Hell. So I sure as shit ain't afraid to burn here on Earth." - Wes Mantooth (Vince Vaughn) - Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues... 02. "It really comes down to you. You don't have to look very hard for heaven or hell. They're right here on Earth. You make the choice, and I guess you just made it. " - The Devil (Elizabeth Hurley) - Bedazzled (2000) 03. "OK, first of all, congratulations on Earth! It's a most excellent planet, and Bill and I enjoy it on a daily basis!" Ted (Keanu Reeves) to God - Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey 04. "Some people lose their faith because Heaven shows them too little. But how many people lose their faith because Heaven showed them too much? " - Thomas Daggett (Elias Koteas) - The Prophecy (1995)
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Post by persistenceofvision on Oct 12, 2017 12:46:49 GMT
13 Movie Quotes About Heaven and Earth (Either one, or both):
01. "With the things I've done in my life, oh, I know I'm going to burn in Hell. So I sure as shit ain't afraid to burn here on Earth." - Wes Mantooth (Vince Vaughn) - Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues... 02. "It really comes down to you. You don't have to look very hard for heaven or hell. They're right here on Earth. You make the choice, and I guess you just made it. " - The Devil (Elizabeth Hurley) - Bedazzled (2000) 03. "OK, first of all, congratulations on Earth! It's a most excellent planet, and Bill and I enjoy it on a daily basis!" Ted (Keanu Reeves) to God - Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey 04. "Some people lose their faith because Heaven shows them too little. But how many people lose their faith because Heaven showed them too much? " - Thomas Daggett (Elias Koteas) - The Prophecy (1995) 05. "Earthman, you must realize that the planet you lived on was commissioned, paid for and run by mice." Slartibartfast (Bill Nighy) - THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
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Post by divtal on Oct 13, 2017 17:04:55 GMT
13 Movie Quotes About Heaven and Earth (Either one, or both):
01. "With the things I've done in my life, oh, I know I'm going to burn in Hell. So I sure as shit ain't afraid to burn here on Earth." - Wes Mantooth (Vince Vaughn) - Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues... 02. "It really comes down to you. You don't have to look very hard for heaven or hell. They're right here on Earth. You make the choice, and I guess you just made it. " - The Devil (Elizabeth Hurley) - Bedazzled (2000) 03. "OK, first of all, congratulations on Earth! It's a most excellent planet, and Bill and I enjoy it on a daily basis!" Ted (Keanu Reeves) to God - Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey 04. "Some people lose their faith because Heaven shows them too little. But how many people lose their faith because Heaven showed them too much? " - Thomas Daggett (Elias Koteas) - The Prophecy (1995) 05. "Earthman, you must realize that the planet you lived on was commissioned, paid for and run by mice." Slartibartfast (Bill Nighy) - THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY 06. "It is no concern of ours how you run your planet. But, if you extend your violence, this Earth of yours will be reduced to a burned-out cinder." - Klaatu (Michael Rennie) - THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL
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