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Post by persistenceofvision on Apr 10, 2017 21:21:07 GMT
13 FLIRTATIOUS LINES IN PRE-1970 MOVIES
1. "My taste includes both snails and oysters." Crassus (Laurence Olivier) - SPARTACUS 2. "Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?" Lady Lou (Mae West) to Capt. Cummings (Cary Grant) -- SHE DONE HIM WRONG )1933) <often misquoted line> 3. Eve Kendall: I'm a big girl. Roger Thornhill: Yeah, and in all the right places, too. - North by Northwest 4. "You've got a touch of class but I don't know how far you can go." "A lot depends on who's in the saddle." Philip Marlow (Humphrey Bogart) and Vivian Rutledge (Lauren Bacall) - THE BIG SLEEP 5. Tatiana: I think my mouth is too big. James Bond: I think it's a very lovely mouth. It's just the right size - for me anyway! - From Russia with Love 6. "You want a leg or a breast?" Frances Stevens (Grace Kelly) - TO CATCH A THIEF 7. James Bond: Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls? Ling: You think we better, huh? James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both. Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck. - You Only Live Twice 8. Slim: You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow. - To Have and Have Not 9. "Why don't you get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini?" Albert Osborne (Robert Benchley) - The Major and the Minor 10. "Are you one of these talkers, or would you be interested in a little action?" Billie Dawn (Judy Holliday) - Born Yesterday 11. "Benjamin, I want you to know that I'm available to you, and if you won't sleep with me this time...I want you to know that you can call me up anytime you want and we'll make some kind of arrangement." - Mrs. Robinson (Anne Bancroft) - The Graduate 12. "I like a girl with a shapely ankle." - Osgood Fielding III (Joe E. Brown), to "Daphne" (Jack Lemmon) - SOME LIKE IT HOT 13. "Would you be shocked if I slipped into something more comfortable?" Helen (Jean Harlow) - Hell's Angels
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Post by BATouttaheck on Apr 11, 2017 4:20:59 GMT
13 Movie Quotes that just tickle your fancy and make you laugh. (please tell what movie they are from.
01. from Tootsie George Fields: YOU WERE A TOMATO. A tomato doesn't have logic. A tomato can't move. Michael Dorsey: That's what I said. So if he can't move, how's he gonna sit down, George? I was a stand-up tomato: a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato. Nobody does vegetables like me. I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway. I did the best tomato, the best cucumber... I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass.
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Post by persistenceofvision on Apr 13, 2017 0:10:33 GMT
13 Movie Quotes that just tickle your fancy and make you laugh. (please tell what movie they are from.
01. from Tootsie George Fields: YOU WERE A TOMATO. A tomato doesn't have logic. A tomato can't move. Michael Dorsey: That's what I said. So if he can't move, how's he gonna sit down, George? I was a stand-up tomato: a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato. Nobody does vegetables like me. I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway. I did the best tomato, the best cucumber... I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass. 02. from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Pseudolus: I shall return in a nonce. At most, two nonces.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Apr 13, 2017 3:23:51 GMT
13 Movie Quotes that just tickle your fancy and make you laugh. (please tell what movie they are from.
01. from Tootsie George Fields: YOU WERE A TOMATO. A tomato doesn't have logic. A tomato can't move. Michael Dorsey: That's what I said. So if he can't move, how's he gonna sit down, George? I was a stand-up tomato: a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato. Nobody does vegetables like me. I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway. I did the best tomato, the best cucumber... I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass.
02. from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Pseudolus: I shall return in a nonce. At most, two nonces.
03. from The 'Burbs Ray Peterson: I'm gonna go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television.
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Post by persistenceofvision on Apr 13, 2017 19:41:16 GMT
13 Movie Quotes that just tickle your fancy and make you laugh. (please tell what movie they are from.
01. from Tootsie George Fields: YOU WERE A TOMATO. A tomato doesn't have logic. A tomato can't move. Michael Dorsey: That's what I said. So if he can't move, how's he gonna sit down, George? I was a stand-up tomato: a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato. Nobody does vegetables like me. I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway. I did the best tomato, the best cucumber... I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass.
02. from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Pseudolus: I shall return in a nonce. At most, two nonces.
03. from The 'Burbs Ray Peterson: I'm gonna go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television.
04. from Casino Royale (1967) Jimmy [getting dragged in front of a firing squad]: My doctor says I'm not allowed to have bullets enter my body!
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Post by eplay on Apr 13, 2017 20:02:45 GMT
13 Movie Quotes that just tickle your fancy and make you laugh. (please tell what movie they are from.
01. from Tootsie George Fields: YOU WERE A TOMATO. A tomato doesn't have logic. A tomato can't move. Michael Dorsey: That's what I said. So if he can't move, how's he gonna sit down, George? I was a stand-up tomato: a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato. Nobody does vegetables like me. I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway. I did the best tomato, the best cucumber... I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass.
02. from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Pseudolus: I shall return in a nonce. At most, two nonces.
03. from The 'Burbs Ray Peterson: I'm gonna go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television.
04. from Casino Royale (1967) Jimmy [getting dragged in front of a firing squad]: My doctor says I'm not allowed to have bullets enter my body!
05. from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert Felicia (at video store): "Do you have The Texas Chainsaw Mascara?"
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Post by persistenceofvision on Apr 13, 2017 21:32:02 GMT
13 Movie Quotes that just tickle your fancy and make you laugh. (please tell what movie they are from.
01. from Tootsie George Fields: YOU WERE A TOMATO. A tomato doesn't have logic. A tomato can't move. Michael Dorsey: That's what I said. So if he can't move, how's he gonna sit down, George? I was a stand-up tomato: a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato. Nobody does vegetables like me. I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway. I did the best tomato, the best cucumber... I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass.
02. from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Pseudolus: I shall return in a nonce. At most, two nonces.
03. from The 'Burbs Ray Peterson: I'm gonna go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television.
04. from Casino Royale (1967) Jimmy [getting dragged in front of a firing squad]: My doctor says I'm not allowed to have bullets enter my body!
05. from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert Felicia (at video store): "Do you have The Texas Chainsaw Mascara?"
06. from The Big Lebowski: Walter: It's like Lenin said... Donnie: 'I am the walrus'?
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Post by maxwellperfect on Apr 13, 2017 21:40:43 GMT
13 Movie Quotes that just tickle your fancy and make you laugh. (please tell what movie they are from.
01. from Tootsie
George Fields: YOU WERE A TOMATO. A tomato doesn't have logic. A tomato can't move.
Michael Dorsey: That's what I said. So if he can't move, how's he gonna sit down, George? I was a stand-up tomato: a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato. Nobody does vegetables like me. I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway. I did the best tomato, the best cucumber... I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass.
02. from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Pseudolus: I shall return in a nonce. At most, two nonces.
03. from The 'Burbs
Ray Peterson: I'm gonna go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television.
04. from Casino Royale (1967)
Jimmy [getting dragged in front of a firing squad]: My doctor says I'm not allowed to have bullets enter my body!
05. from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Felicia (at video store): "Do you have The Texas Chainsaw Mascara?"
06. from The Big Lebowski:
Walter: It's like Lenin said...
Donnie: 'I am the walrus'?
07. from Horse Feathers Prof. Wagstaff: "Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?"
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Post by redhorizon on Apr 14, 2017 14:17:54 GMT
13 Movie Quotes that just tickle your fancy and make you laugh. (please tell what movie they are from.
01. from Tootsie
George Fields: YOU WERE A TOMATO. A tomato doesn't have logic. A tomato can't move.
Michael Dorsey: That's what I said. So if he can't move, how's he gonna sit down, George? I was a stand-up tomato: a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato. Nobody does vegetables like me. I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway. I did the best tomato, the best cucumber... I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass.
02. from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Pseudolus: I shall return in a nonce. At most, two nonces.
03. from The 'Burbs
Ray Peterson: I'm gonna go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television.
04. from Casino Royale (1967)
Jimmy [getting dragged in front of a firing squad]: My doctor says I'm not allowed to have bullets enter my body!
05. from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Felicia (at video store): "Do you have The Texas Chainsaw Mascara?"
06. from The Big Lebowski:
Walter: It's like Lenin said...
Donnie: 'I am the walrus'?
07. from Horse Feathers Prof. Wagstaff: "Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?"
08. from Planet Terror Sheriff Hague: Try not to shoot yourselves. Don't shoot each other. But especially... don't shoot me.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Apr 14, 2017 19:08:18 GMT
13 Movie Quotes that just tickle your fancy and make you laugh. (please tell what movie they are from.
01. from Tootsie
George Fields: YOU WERE A TOMATO. A tomato doesn't have logic. A tomato can't move.
Michael Dorsey: That's what I said. So if he can't move, how's he gonna sit down, George? I was a stand-up tomato: a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato. Nobody does vegetables like me. I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway. I did the best tomato, the best cucumber... I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass.
02. from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Pseudolus: I shall return in a nonce. At most, two nonces.
03. from The 'Burbs
Ray Peterson: I'm gonna go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television.
04. from Casino Royale (1967)
Jimmy [getting dragged in front of a firing squad]: My doctor says I'm not allowed to have bullets enter my body!
05. from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Felicia (at video store): "Do you have The Texas Chainsaw Mascara?"
06. from The Big Lebowski:
Walter: It's like Lenin said...
Donnie: 'I am the walrus'?
07. from Horse Feathers Prof. Wagstaff: "Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?"
08. from Planet Terror Sheriff Hague: Try not to shoot yourselves. Don't shoot each other. But especially... don't shoot me.
09. from GROUNDHOG DAY Phil: What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!
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Post by tarathian123 on Apr 14, 2017 19:34:02 GMT
13 Movie Quotes that just tickle your fancy and make you laugh. (please tell what movie they are from.
01. from Tootsie
George Fields: YOU WERE A TOMATO. A tomato doesn't have logic. A tomato can't move.
Michael Dorsey: That's what I said. So if he can't move, how's he gonna sit down, George? I was a stand-up tomato: a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato. Nobody does vegetables like me. I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway. I did the best tomato, the best cucumber... I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass.
02. from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Pseudolus: I shall return in a nonce. At most, two nonces.
03. from The 'Burbs
Ray Peterson: I'm gonna go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television.
04. from Casino Royale (1967)
Jimmy [getting dragged in front of a firing squad]: My doctor says I'm not allowed to have bullets enter my body!
05. from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Felicia (at video store): "Do you have The Texas Chainsaw Mascara?"
06. from The Big Lebowski:
Walter: It's like Lenin said...
Donnie: 'I am the walrus'?
07. from Horse Feathers Prof. Wagstaff: "Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?"
08. from Planet Terror Sheriff Hague: Try not to shoot yourselves. Don't shoot each other. But especially... don't shoot me.
09. from GROUNDHOG DAY Phil: What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!
10. From THE LION IN WINTER King Henry II: "True but academic lad, the Vexin's mine." King Philip II of France: "By what authority?" King Henry II: "It's got my troops all over it, that makes it mine."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2017 19:48:15 GMT
13 Movie Quotes that just tickle your fancy and make you laugh. (please tell what movie they are from.
01. from Tootsie
George Fields: YOU WERE A TOMATO. A tomato doesn't have logic. A tomato can't move.
Michael Dorsey: That's what I said. So if he can't move, how's he gonna sit down, George? I was a stand-up tomato: a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato. Nobody does vegetables like me. I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway. I did the best tomato, the best cucumber... I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass.
02. from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Pseudolus: I shall return in a nonce. At most, two nonces.
03. from The 'Burbs
Ray Peterson: I'm gonna go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television.
04. from Casino Royale (1967)
Jimmy [getting dragged in front of a firing squad]: My doctor says I'm not allowed to have bullets enter my body!
05. from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Felicia (at video store): "Do you have The Texas Chainsaw Mascara?"
06. from The Big Lebowski:
Walter: It's like Lenin said...
Donnie: 'I am the walrus'?
07. from Horse Feathers Prof. Wagstaff: "Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?"
08. from Planet Terror Sheriff Hague: Try not to shoot yourselves. Don't shoot each other. But especially... don't shoot me.
09. from GROUNDHOG DAY Phil: What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!
10. From THE LION IN WINTER King Henry II: "True but academic lad, the Vexin's mine." King Philip II of France: "By what authority?" King Henry II: "It's got my troops all over it, that makes it mine."
11. From TOOTSIE Michael Dorsey: [fussing over selecting an outfit for dinner] This is our first date, I just want to look pretty for her.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2017 19:50:24 GMT
13 Movie Quotes that just tickle your fancy and make you laugh. (please tell what movie they are from.
01. from Tootsie
George Fields: YOU WERE A TOMATO. A tomato doesn't have logic. A tomato can't move.
Michael Dorsey: That's what I said. So if he can't move, how's he gonna sit down, George? I was a stand-up tomato: a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato. Nobody does vegetables like me. I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway. I did the best tomato, the best cucumber... I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass.
02. from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Pseudolus: I shall return in a nonce. At most, two nonces.
03. from The 'Burbs
Ray Peterson: I'm gonna go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television.
04. from Casino Royale (1967)
Jimmy [getting dragged in front of a firing squad]: My doctor says I'm not allowed to have bullets enter my body!
05. from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Felicia (at video store): "Do you have The Texas Chainsaw Mascara?"
06. from The Big Lebowski:
Walter: It's like Lenin said...
Donnie: 'I am the walrus'?
07. from Horse Feathers Prof. Wagstaff: "Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?"
08. from Planet Terror Sheriff Hague: Try not to shoot yourselves. Don't shoot each other. But especially... don't shoot me.
09. from GROUNDHOG DAY Phil: What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!
10. From THE LION IN WINTER King Henry II: "True but academic lad, the Vexin's mine." King Philip II of France: "By what authority?" King Henry II: "It's got my troops all over it, that makes it mine."
11. From TOOTSIE Michael Dorsey: [fussing over selecting an outfit for dinner] This is our first date, I just want to look pretty for her.
12. From TOOTSIE Jeff: Mike, I really appreciate you're doing this, but... it is just for the money, isn't it? It's not just so you can wear these little outfits?
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Post by tarathian123 on Apr 15, 2017 11:57:28 GMT
13 Movie Quotes that just tickle your fancy and make you laugh. (please tell what movie they are from.
01. from Tootsie
George Fields: YOU WERE A TOMATO. A tomato doesn't have logic. A tomato can't move.
Michael Dorsey: That's what I said. So if he can't move, how's he gonna sit down, George? I was a stand-up tomato: a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato. Nobody does vegetables like me. I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway. I did the best tomato, the best cucumber... I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass.
02. from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Pseudolus: I shall return in a nonce. At most, two nonces.
03. from The 'Burbs
Ray Peterson: I'm gonna go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television.
04. from Casino Royale (1967)
Jimmy [getting dragged in front of a firing squad]: My doctor says I'm not allowed to have bullets enter my body!
05. from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Felicia (at video store): "Do you have The Texas Chainsaw Mascara?"
06. from The Big Lebowski:
Walter: It's like Lenin said...
Donnie: 'I am the walrus'?
07. from Horse Feathers Prof. Wagstaff: "Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?"
08. from Planet Terror Sheriff Hague: Try not to shoot yourselves. Don't shoot each other. But especially... don't shoot me.
09. from GROUNDHOG DAY Phil: What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!
10. From THE LION IN WINTER King Henry II: "True but academic lad, the Vexin's mine." King Philip II of France: "By what authority?" King Henry II: "It's got my troops all over it, that makes it mine."
11. From TOOTSIE Michael Dorsey: [fussing over selecting an outfit for dinner] This is our first date, I just want to look pretty for her.
12. From TOOTSIE Jeff: Mike, I really appreciate you're doing this, but... it is just for the money, isn't it? It's not just so you can wear these little outfits?
13. ENIGMA An American admiral commenting on discovering the complexities of breaking Enigma: "Well this is a great day for Aydolf Hitler!"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2017 15:22:13 GMT
13 Movie Quotes that just tickle your fancy and make you laugh. (Please tell what movie they are from.)
01. Monty Python and the Holy GrailKing Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary! Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch! King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off! Black Knight: No, it isn't. King Arthur: What's that, then? Black Knight: [after a pause] I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
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Post by tarathian123 on Apr 28, 2017 2:02:36 GMT
13 Movie quotes you've never forgotten. (Film, actor, character, quote):
01. THE SINGER NOT THE SONG: Dirk Bogarde as Anacleto - "God understands everything, God forgives everything, so we can all do as we please"
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Post by them1ghtyhumph on Apr 28, 2017 2:12:53 GMT
13 Movie quotes you've never forgotten. (Film, actor, character, quote): 01. THE SINGER NOT THE SONG: Dirk Bogarde as Anacleto - "God understands everything, God forgives everything, so we can all do as we please" 02.The Magnificent Seven James Coburn as Britt - "Nobody throws me my own guns and says run. Nobody."
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Post by persistenceofvision on Apr 28, 2017 13:03:27 GMT
13 Movie quotes you've never forgotten. (Film, actor, character, quote):
01. THE SINGER NOT THE SONG: Dirk Bogarde as Anacleto - "God understands everything, God forgives everything, so we can all do as we please"
02.The Magnificent Seven James Coburn as Britt - "Nobody throws me my own guns and says run. Nobody."
03. NOSFERATU THE VAMPYRE (1979) Klaus Kinski as Dracula - "Death is not the worst. There are things more horrible than death..."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2017 13:58:41 GMT
13 Movie quotes you've never forgotten. (Film, actor, character, quote): 01. THE SINGER NOT THE SONG: Dirk Bogarde as Anacleto - "God understands everything, God forgives everything, so we can all do as we please" 02.The Magnificent Seven James Coburn as Britt - "Nobody throws me my own guns and says run. Nobody." 03. NOSFERATU THE VAMPYRE (1979) Klaus Kinski as Dracula - "Death is not the worst. There are things more horrible than death..." 04. THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE Al Pacino as John Milton - "Freedom baby,....is never having to say you are sorry."
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Post by persistenceofvision on Apr 28, 2017 17:32:42 GMT
13 Movie quotes you've never forgotten. (Film, actor, character, quote):
01. THE SINGER NOT THE SONG: Dirk Bogarde as Anacleto - "God understands everything, God forgives everything, so we can all do as we please"
02.The Magnificent Seven James Coburn as Britt - "Nobody throws me my own guns and says run. Nobody."
03. NOSFERATU THE VAMPYRE (1979) Klaus Kinski as Dracula - "Death is not the worst. There are things more horrible than death..."
04. THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE Al Pacino as John Milton - "Freedom baby,....is never having to say you are sorry."
05. MANHUNTER Brian Cox as Hannibal Lecktor - "We're the same, you and me. You want the scent? Smell yourself."
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