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Post by poelzig on Jun 26, 2017 4:25:46 GMT
The twitter bloggers are the ones saying the Rami movies are the best Spiderman has to offer. You know those same bloggers you and the other kids on this thread believe in so strongly. Why do you believe them emphatically but start whining when I repeat what they said? I just think it's hilarious in a pathetic way that you kids are so desperate to celebrate a high school drama that at best MIGHT be the 3rd best Spidey movie. Why are you so mad? Y'all strive for mediocrity and according to the bloggers this thread is quoting, mediocrity is exactly what you're getting. This is as good as it gets for you tykes. Ask your mom for a juice box and let the fun begin. Show me which response has me saying anything about the people who got in for an early screening one way or another, first of all. Show me. I think it's hilarious in a pathetic way that a bitter old man can only express himself by lashing out at the nearest available targets. What's the matter, old fart? Damn kids won't stay off your lawn? Why are you so mad? In fact, why are you even here if you hate everyone younger than yourself and their choice of entertainment? Oh, wait, that's right. This is all you're capable of from the nursing home. Oh, and you are in no position to decide what's mediocre and what's not. You are nothing. You began as nothing and you will finish as nothing. I'll take anything today has to offer over whatever the hell passed for quality for you when you were a tyke. Cheaply made Chuck Norris films were the best your generation could hope for. At least my mom's still alive. How thoroughly have the worms eaten yours'? Yeah. You mad. You're so angry you're not even making sense. Well even less sense than usual. It must be amazingly heartbreaking to be such a meaningless loser that your whole self worth hinges on people agreeing with you about a movie. What's that like? I'm betting it's soul crushing, right? To be honest, I often pity sad friendless little nothings like you. Society can be so unfair to socially awkward fat sacks of shit. Add to that mess the fact you always wear dirty sour smelling marvel t shirts that don't begin to cover your fat tub of guts and it's understandable why everyone you meet laughs at you or looks away in disgust. Then you open up that dick suck and make some snarky comment and any sympathy you might have received vanishes. I hope the Spidey movie reaches the level of average that the bloggers and you are so desperately predicting. Although you don't like the Rami movies and the consensus so far is that it's not as good as those so you will probably be in for another disappointment. Like that time you thought you made your first friend but the gerbil died. |
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Post by Atom(ica) Discord on Jun 26, 2017 4:29:59 GMT
Spiderman 2 is way cornier if watched without nostalgia goggles. It doesn't hold up like the original X Men trilogy, Raimi's style just seems dated now unlike Singer's. Well these aren't even full reviews yet, MCU have received praise for the plot and character development but you clearly like to ignore those reviews given you said Winter Soldier and Civil War were still not as good as any X Men movie whereas in reality Civil War is just as good as DOFP and Winter Soldier was up to par with Logan, like it or not. Sony wasn't interested at all in making good Spider man movies they're just being the usual greedy bastards that want to churn out garbage movies. Spider Man belongs in the MCU. MCU is already doing a more comic accurate Spider Man than any Sony Spider Man movie. We know Venom will turn out bad because Sony can't make a good movie to save their life. Sure he's a great villain but Sony's known for ruining great villains like Green Goblin, Sandman and they already messed up Venom in Spider Man 3 and with TASM 2 as an example it's clear they don't learn from their mistakes like FOX. Spider Man needs the MCU more than MCU needs Spider Man. Raimi's style is really heavy. You can see it big time in the Evil Dead movies, Darkman, Oz, Spider-man... It even shows up in spurts in The Quick and the Dead. I couldn't sit through OZ it was so distracting. Fox got rid of Rothman (who is now at Sony). That's why you see a significant change in the X-men movies. But you also see that a lot of what was wrong with X-men came from Singer because a lot of that is still in Apocalypse. I think if Pascal stays away from Venom then it might be good. Knowing her, she might have Mary Jane be the protagonist of the movie and she beats Venom. Bryan Singer's biggest weakness is that he can't cast secondary roles for shit and it mars all of his work on the X-Men. His leads are great but, all of his supporting character are weak, vapid, uninteresting, talent-free catalog models. It like he goes looking for young guys with a completely gay energy about them. It's fucking bizarre. |
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Post by barkingbaphomet on Jun 26, 2017 4:43:51 GMT
It like he goes looking for young guys with a completely gay energy about them. It's fucking bizarre. that doesn't sound like Bryan Singer at all...  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2017 4:46:32 GMT
The fact you think the Raimi films are some kind of standard to be held up to is hilarious. Your input is unnecessary and unwanted, so could you kindly go jump off a cliff? It is kind of funny. I ❤️ Spider-Man 1 and 2. I will defend both with my dying breath. The first movie is nearly perfect. The second is also phenomenal but, it suffers a bit from Raimi's tendency towards camp. Look for weirdly timed zoom ins over the top reactions and jerky action choreography. It's almost like watching one of his Evil Dead movies. #truth It's not even the camp that bothers me. It's the over-sentimentality. Any of the "touching" scenes involving Tobey Maguire or Kirsten Dunst just leave me longing for a dull razor. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2017 4:50:06 GMT
Show me which response has me saying anything about the people who got in for an early screening one way or another, first of all. Show me. I think it's hilarious in a pathetic way that a bitter old man can only express himself by lashing out at the nearest available targets. What's the matter, old fart? Damn kids won't stay off your lawn? Why are you so mad? In fact, why are you even here if you hate everyone younger than yourself and their choice of entertainment? Oh, wait, that's right. This is all you're capable of from the nursing home. Oh, and you are in no position to decide what's mediocre and what's not. You are nothing. You began as nothing and you will finish as nothing. I'll take anything today has to offer over whatever the hell passed for quality for you when you were a tyke. Cheaply made Chuck Norris films were the best your generation could hope for. At least my mom's still alive. How thoroughly have the worms eaten yours'? Yeah. You mad. You're so angry you're not even making sense. Well even less sense than usual. It must be amazingly heartbreaking to be such a meaningless loser that your whole self worth hinges on people agreeing with you about a movie. What's that like? I'm betting it's soul crushing, right? To be honest, I often pity sad friendless little nothings like you. Society can be so unfair to socially awkward fat sacks of shit. Add to that mess the fact you always wear dirty sour smelling marvel t shirts that don't begin to cover your fat tub of guts and it's understandable why everyone you meet laughs at you or looks away in disgust. Then you open up that dick suck and make some snarky comment and any sympathy you might have received vanishes. I hope the Spidey movie reaches the level of average that the bloggers and you are so desperately predicting. Although you don't like the Rami movies and the consensus so far is that it's not as good as those so you will probably be in for another disappointment. Like that time you thought you made your first friend but the gerbil died. Yep, bitter old nursing-home dweller status confirmed. So what's it like to be just completely abandoned by your family, knowing they'll only show up on your deathbed in the hopes that you have something in your will for them? Because heaven knows they certainly don't care about you. So again, I ask for you to show me where exactly I said anything about the early responses to the film one way or the other. Show me. |
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Post by Atom(ica) Discord on Jun 26, 2017 4:50:48 GMT
It like he goes looking for young guys with a completely gay energy about them. It's fucking bizarre. that doesn't sound like Bryan Singer at all... Oh, damn. I didn't even mean to get in his personal space like that.  |
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Post by poelzig on Jun 26, 2017 5:22:08 GMT
It is kind of funny. I ❤️ Spider-Man 1 and 2. I will defend both with my dying breath. The first movie is nearly perfect. The second is also phenomenal but, it suffers a bit from Raimi's tendency towards camp. Look for weirdly timed zoom ins over the top reactions and jerky action choreography. It's almost like watching one of his Evil Dead movies. #truth It's not even the camp that bothers me. It's the over-sentimentality. Any of the "touching" scenes involving Tobey Maguire or Kirsten Dunst just leave me longing for a dull razor. Yep, friendless suicidal loser status confirmed. Even fictional comic book romance makes you so jealous and despondent you want to end the pain, huh? Sometimes I feel sad that I'm so perceptive. Seriously it's obvious that you're in a very bad place. The fact you want to use a dull razor shows you feel you deserve to die painfully. I know you can't afford a good therapist but at least seek out a free clinic. I've done my good deed for the day. Please don't squander it. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2017 6:28:55 GMT
It's not even the camp that bothers me. It's the over-sentimentality. Any of the "touching" scenes involving Tobey Maguire or Kirsten Dunst just leave me longing for a dull razor. Yep, friendless suicidal loser status confirmed. Even fictional comic book romance makes you so jealous and despondent you want to end the pain, huh? Sometimes I feel sad that I'm so perceptive. Seriously it's obvious that you're in a very bad place. The fact you want to use a dull razor shows you feel you deserve to die painfully. I know you can't afford a good therapist but at least seek out a free clinic. I've done my good deed for the day. Please don't squander it. Unfortunately for you, you're still going to Hell for how you and the rest of the hippies treated the PTSD-suffering troops when they came home. So were you one of the ones who helped Hanoi Jane turn over smuggled messages from U.S. POWs to their captors? |
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Post by poelzig on Jun 26, 2017 6:49:42 GMT
Yep, friendless suicidal loser status confirmed. Even fictional comic book romance makes you so jealous and despondent you want to end the pain, huh? Sometimes I feel sad that I'm so perceptive. Seriously it's obvious that you're in a very bad place. The fact you want to use a dull razor shows you feel you deserve to die painfully. I know you can't afford a good therapist but at least seek out a free clinic. I've done my good deed for the day. Please don't squander it. Unfortunately for you, you're still going to Hell for how you and the rest of the hippies treated the PTSD-suffering troops when they came home. So were you one of the ones who helped Hanoi Jane turn over smuggled messages from U.S. POWs to their captors? Are you referencing the Vietnam conflict? Sorry to ruin whatever odd fantasy you have created but it was over before I was born. I did see Jane Fonda in a parade once when I was a youngster but it was 25 years or more after her Hanoi Jane days. You seem to be very familiar with this stuff though. So you're middle aged or older AND still obsessed with comic book movies and high school dramas? Damn! That some creepy ass shit right there. Every post peels away another layer of psychosis with you. |
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Post by thenewnexus on Jun 26, 2017 14:38:50 GMT
even being as good is gonna be hard Not really. Spider-man 2 was too Raimi. You can tell they gave him more slack on that leash (probably even let it go). It was way too corny. Spider-Man 3 was corny not 2. Raimi is genius |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2017 18:08:12 GMT
Unfortunately for you, you're still going to Hell for how you and the rest of the hippies treated the PTSD-suffering troops when they came home. So were you one of the ones who helped Hanoi Jane turn over smuggled messages from U.S. POWs to their captors? Are you referencing the Vietnam conflict? Sorry to ruin whatever odd fantasy you have created but it was over before I was born. I did see Jane Fonda in a parade once when I was a youngster but it was 25 years or more after her Hanoi Jane days. You seem to be very familiar with this stuff though. So you're middle aged or older AND still obsessed with comic book movies and high school dramas? Damn! That some creepy ass shit right there. Every post peels away another layer of psychosis with you. An odd conclusion to jump to considering I thought everything I mentioned about the Vietnam conflict was all general knowledge. |
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