Post by sostie on Jun 28, 2017 18:28:31 GMT
The role of DC-Fan will be played by RED
The role of Facts will be played by Black
DC-Fan is jumping up and down on his bed wearing a Superman onesie, singing
WONDER WOMAN! WONDER WOMAN! WONDER WOMAN!...
Now calm down young man.
I'm sorry. I just love Wonder Woman sooooo much. Do you think when I grow up she'll marry me?
You never know.
Do you think when I grow up I can BE Wonder Woman?
Hmmm. Might be difficult.
She is soooo great. Did you know she stars in the first the first female led Comic Book Movie.
Well not quite..there was Elektra, and Catwoman and Tank Girl and...
OK the first successful one
Yeah, you might be right there. I mean there was Modesty Blaise in the 60's but it's international Box Office isn't available..so you might just be right
And it was the first Comic Book Movie to be directed by a Woman
Well there was Marvel's Punisher War Zone directed by a wom...
OK, the first successful one
Yeah, you are right there too
And best of all DCEU did it before that evil MCU
How very true.
Wonder Woman is great isn't it
Yes. Yes it is
And did you know DCEU came up with the idea of introducing a character in one film and then giving them their own film after
Well not quite...Elektra appeared in Daredevil first, Wolverine in X-men. It's been done on TV as well. The Flash was in Green Arrow and Luck Cage was in Jessica Jones
OK, but they did it before nasty MCU, and now they are copying them...Black Panther and Spider-Kid, they've got films now. They are just copying Wonder Woman and Aquaman
Aquaman?
Yeah, he was in BvS
But that was only a fleeting glipse on a video screen, it's not really an introduction
YES IT IS...IT COUNTS
Oooh-kay. If you say so.
Yeah, and they did it before MCU.
But then, doesn't that mean that DC have copied Marvel by introducing characters in films and putting them in a "team" movie
THAT'S NOT TRUE
Well you say Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman have been introduced in other films and now they are going to be in Justice League. You say Aquaman has been introduced, so haven't The Flash and Cyborg as well? And they are in Justice League. That's as much DC copying Marvel as vice versa
No it isn't..shut up
It is
Ah, ah. Wait, wait. BvS is a team movie so that doesn't count.
Oh so DC introduced Batman, Aquaman, Flash and Cyborg in a "team" movie and then followed up by putting them in another team movie
Yeah. Yeah, that's right
But that was done with Scarlet Witch and The Vision in Ultron and Civil War
Erm, erm..
And if you are saying BvS is a team movie, well, that means Superman did what Thor, Hulk, Iron Man and Captain America did...introduced in one film and appeared in a team movie later.
Shut up. DC do not copy Marvel
Well I'm afraid if you break down every aspect of how these things are done, you might come unstuck. I mean does it really matter that much. I mean Marvel...
Nasty Marvel...
Nasty Marvel will be combining two teams beforew DC in the next Avengers film..The Avengers and Guardians Of The Galaxy..but is that really worth boasting about, just for some petty one-upmanship
I guess not
I mean there are so many variables...if Aquaman's appearance in BvS counts as an introduction, then should anyone who appears in post or mid credit scene count as an introduction? And does Civil War count as a team film or a Captain America film..
I hate Civil War
I know you do
It's such a silly film. Did you know that Captain America kills a man in cold blood in it
No he doesn't
He does...Struker
No he doesn't, he is killed later by Ultron in a prison cell
Never happened. Cap hit him in the head with his shield...no one can survive that
It was in the chest..and he did survive it.
No he didn't. He's Dead. DEAD DEAD DEAD.
OK..if you say so.
And it's stupid that Tony Stark never knew who murdered his parents. It meant that the police and coroners didn't follow correct procedure and do the right paperwork
Well SHIELD had been infiltrated by Hydra for decades..maybe they could cover it up
No..procedures must be followed
As much as the laws of physics must be followed in DC films?
It wasn't covered up. That is all. And then there was that bit when Cap's team went to the airport to get to the quinjet...why didn't Tony Stark disable it first
Well they actually went to the airport to get a helicopter..and it was diasbled by Tony Stark. They only saw the quinjet later
OK then, how about the bit when Cap and Spider-Kid have a chat mid fight and then walk away from each other
Well they don't, they talk while Spider-Man is incapacitated..he is holding up an Airport walkway above his head trying not to let it crush him. What is Cap meant to do..finish him off?
Yes
But you just criticised him for apparentley killing someone else in cold blood
OK OK, what about Tony Stark stalking Spider-Kid like a pervert?
He wasn't. He was tracking him down after seeing an online clip of him. He was looking for other superheroes...just like Batman was in BvS.
Alright then. How did Spider-Kid get to the airport? Stark must have transported a minor over borders...THAT's ILLEGAL
Well so is a US citizen flying over other nation's airspace without permission...which Superman does a lot. These ARE comic book movies...I think you are a little pre-occupied with paperwork and procedure. Are you sure you have seen Civil War?
I have, it's silly. And have you seen the new Spider-Kid trailer
Why do you call it "Spider-Kid"?
Because it's funny and he's a kid
Well it's not that funny. And anyway, Spider-man has been a "kid" for decades. Nothing new there.
Yeah well, anyway, his new film...it's really called Iron Man 4
Why?
Because Iron Man is in it..a lot
Have you seen the film
No, but just know he is, because Marvel is stupid. I hate them. And their fans are stupid
Well just because they like films you don't doesn't make them stupid. You know a lot like some of the DC films as well, and a lot want the DC films to be good.
No they don't. You are only allowed to like one..DC or Marvel. Stupid, stupid, stupid Marvel
OK OK..I think it's time you had a little rest. You've spent too much time on this whole Marvel,/DC thing. Fuck knows I have.
The role of Facts will be played by Black
DC-Fan is jumping up and down on his bed wearing a Superman onesie, singing
WONDER WOMAN! WONDER WOMAN! WONDER WOMAN!...
Now calm down young man.
I'm sorry. I just love Wonder Woman sooooo much. Do you think when I grow up she'll marry me?
You never know.
Do you think when I grow up I can BE Wonder Woman?
Hmmm. Might be difficult.
She is soooo great. Did you know she stars in the first the first female led Comic Book Movie.
Well not quite..there was Elektra, and Catwoman and Tank Girl and...
OK the first successful one
Yeah, you might be right there. I mean there was Modesty Blaise in the 60's but it's international Box Office isn't available..so you might just be right
And it was the first Comic Book Movie to be directed by a Woman
Well there was Marvel's Punisher War Zone directed by a wom...
OK, the first successful one
Yeah, you are right there too
And best of all DCEU did it before that evil MCU
How very true.
Wonder Woman is great isn't it
Yes. Yes it is
And did you know DCEU came up with the idea of introducing a character in one film and then giving them their own film after
Well not quite...Elektra appeared in Daredevil first, Wolverine in X-men. It's been done on TV as well. The Flash was in Green Arrow and Luck Cage was in Jessica Jones
OK, but they did it before nasty MCU, and now they are copying them...Black Panther and Spider-Kid, they've got films now. They are just copying Wonder Woman and Aquaman
Aquaman?
Yeah, he was in BvS
But that was only a fleeting glipse on a video screen, it's not really an introduction
YES IT IS...IT COUNTS
Oooh-kay. If you say so.
Yeah, and they did it before MCU.
But then, doesn't that mean that DC have copied Marvel by introducing characters in films and putting them in a "team" movie
THAT'S NOT TRUE
Well you say Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman have been introduced in other films and now they are going to be in Justice League. You say Aquaman has been introduced, so haven't The Flash and Cyborg as well? And they are in Justice League. That's as much DC copying Marvel as vice versa
No it isn't..shut up
It is
Ah, ah. Wait, wait. BvS is a team movie so that doesn't count.
Oh so DC introduced Batman, Aquaman, Flash and Cyborg in a "team" movie and then followed up by putting them in another team movie
Yeah. Yeah, that's right
But that was done with Scarlet Witch and The Vision in Ultron and Civil War
Erm, erm..
And if you are saying BvS is a team movie, well, that means Superman did what Thor, Hulk, Iron Man and Captain America did...introduced in one film and appeared in a team movie later.
Shut up. DC do not copy Marvel
Well I'm afraid if you break down every aspect of how these things are done, you might come unstuck. I mean does it really matter that much. I mean Marvel...
Nasty Marvel...
Nasty Marvel will be combining two teams beforew DC in the next Avengers film..The Avengers and Guardians Of The Galaxy..but is that really worth boasting about, just for some petty one-upmanship
I guess not
I mean there are so many variables...if Aquaman's appearance in BvS counts as an introduction, then should anyone who appears in post or mid credit scene count as an introduction? And does Civil War count as a team film or a Captain America film..
I hate Civil War
I know you do
It's such a silly film. Did you know that Captain America kills a man in cold blood in it
No he doesn't
He does...Struker
No he doesn't, he is killed later by Ultron in a prison cell
Never happened. Cap hit him in the head with his shield...no one can survive that
It was in the chest..and he did survive it.
No he didn't. He's Dead. DEAD DEAD DEAD.
OK..if you say so.
And it's stupid that Tony Stark never knew who murdered his parents. It meant that the police and coroners didn't follow correct procedure and do the right paperwork
Well SHIELD had been infiltrated by Hydra for decades..maybe they could cover it up
No..procedures must be followed
As much as the laws of physics must be followed in DC films?
It wasn't covered up. That is all. And then there was that bit when Cap's team went to the airport to get to the quinjet...why didn't Tony Stark disable it first
Well they actually went to the airport to get a helicopter..and it was diasbled by Tony Stark. They only saw the quinjet later
OK then, how about the bit when Cap and Spider-Kid have a chat mid fight and then walk away from each other
Well they don't, they talk while Spider-Man is incapacitated..he is holding up an Airport walkway above his head trying not to let it crush him. What is Cap meant to do..finish him off?
Yes
But you just criticised him for apparentley killing someone else in cold blood
OK OK, what about Tony Stark stalking Spider-Kid like a pervert?
He wasn't. He was tracking him down after seeing an online clip of him. He was looking for other superheroes...just like Batman was in BvS.
Alright then. How did Spider-Kid get to the airport? Stark must have transported a minor over borders...THAT's ILLEGAL
Well so is a US citizen flying over other nation's airspace without permission...which Superman does a lot. These ARE comic book movies...I think you are a little pre-occupied with paperwork and procedure. Are you sure you have seen Civil War?
I have, it's silly. And have you seen the new Spider-Kid trailer
Why do you call it "Spider-Kid"?
Because it's funny and he's a kid
Well it's not that funny. And anyway, Spider-man has been a "kid" for decades. Nothing new there.
Yeah well, anyway, his new film...it's really called Iron Man 4
Why?
Because Iron Man is in it..a lot
Have you seen the film
No, but just know he is, because Marvel is stupid. I hate them. And their fans are stupid
Well just because they like films you don't doesn't make them stupid. You know a lot like some of the DC films as well, and a lot want the DC films to be good.
No they don't. You are only allowed to like one..DC or Marvel. Stupid, stupid, stupid Marvel
OK OK..I think it's time you had a little rest. You've spent too much time on this whole Marvel,/DC thing. Fuck knows I have.
