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Post by coldenhaulfield on Jul 18, 2017 3:25:56 GMT
What ever Luke does u know it won't surpass wut Ms. Perfect will do. He's only even in the movie to put over Rey so they can make ten more movies starring that pig, Ridley.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2017 13:51:57 GMT
What ever Luke does u know it won't surpass wut Ms. Perfect will do. I'd bet money against this notion, if such a thing were possible. Vegas: get on it!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2017 19:17:13 GMT
Since we now know that the title is plural, I'd love it if there were some other survivors of Kylo Ren's attack, and it's up to Luke and Rey to go find them. She gets her training along the way. With the Sequel Trilogy, I had been hoping for a showdown between Luke's Jedi Academy and the Knights of Ren in Episode IX, meaning I also hope there are other survivors. Not counting on it though. Can't nobody get in Mary Sue's way.All to true fellow Yoda fan. All to true. Meesa saw new behind-the-scenes footage of Ridley as da little warrior princess herself practicin blockin a 3 lightsaber attack at once! They're probably going to have her defeat all da Knights of Ren by herself or some such MarySue nonsense.
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Post by audiosane on Jul 20, 2017 4:18:33 GMT
With the Sequel Trilogy, I had been hoping for a showdown between Luke's Jedi Academy and the Knights of Ren in Episode IX, meaning I also hope there are other survivors. Not counting on it though. Can't nobody get in Mary Sue's way.All to true fellow Yoda fan. All to true. Meesa saw new behind-the-scenes footage of Ridley as da little warrior princess herself practicin blockin a 3 lightsaber attack at once! They're probably going to have her defeat all da Knights of Ren by herself or some such MarySue nonsense. I saw that footage, too! I was like, "Here we go again..." 0_o
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Post by Nightman on Jul 20, 2017 5:20:07 GMT
With the Sequel Trilogy, I had been hoping for a showdown between Luke's Jedi Academy and the Knights of Ren in Episode IX, meaning I also hope there are other survivors. Not counting on it though. Can't nobody get in Mary Sue's way.All to true fellow Yoda fan. All to true. Meesa saw new behind-the-scenes footage of Ridley as da little warrior princess herself practicin blockin a 3 lightsaber attack at once! They're probably going to have her defeat all da Knights of Ren by herself or some such MarySue nonsense. I heard those are Snoke's guards Rey defeats, and Luke takes out the Knights of Ren. It wouldn't surprise me if Rey annihilates both.
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Post by darkpast on Jul 23, 2017 4:01:31 GMT
Chewie sex scene
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Jul 25, 2017 2:58:26 GMT
He should maul Rey into a bloody pulp.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2017 14:38:00 GMT
Something something Lando Calrissian... His appearance in Empire's End gave me hope. It was a great chapter, too.
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Post by Midi-Chlorian_Count on Sept 23, 2017 12:00:37 GMT
I'd like to see Jeff Bridges enter into the Star Wars universe through some ethereal doorway, and reveal himself as the first Jedi and creator.
He would then tell our band of heroes that someone from outside their reality has been messing with the force and that it isn't working like it's supposed to -someone has reconfigured it!
This someone, Snoke of course, is revealed to really be Clu / MCP who somehow managed to avoid being destroyed and jumped into the "Star Wars" VR environment Kevin Flynn had been working on...
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Post by barkingbaphomet on Sept 27, 2017 2:31:53 GMT
porgs are a galactic delicacy.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Oct 11, 2017 18:46:38 GMT
Since we now know that the title is plural, I'd love it if there were some other survivors of Kylo Ren's attack, and it's up to Luke and Rey to go find them. She gets her training along the way. GREY force users. Bendu were referenced in Rebels, so maybe?
Or, if they're gonna go with just Jedi and Sith then I want to see lots of them. Armies of them. Not just one or two like we've seen so far. Sure we saw lots of Jedi in the PT but they were kinda... weak? I wanna see lots of light saber ass kicking!
Some people have said that they actually want to see less light sabers. Not me. I want to see more. Lots more. As a matter of fact I would like to see an entire movie of only light saber wielders!
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Post by shinnickneth on Oct 11, 2017 18:50:29 GMT
Luke and Leia together
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Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2017 18:57:53 GMT
Since we now know that the title is plural, I'd love it if there were some other survivors of Kylo Ren's attack, and it's up to Luke and Rey to go find them. She gets her training along the way. GREY force users. Bendu were referenced in Rebels, so maybe?
Or, if they're gonna go with just Jedi and Sith then I want to see lots of them. Armies of them. Not just one or two like we've seen so far. Sure we saw lots of Jedi in the PT but they were kinda... weak? I wanna see lots of light saber ass kicking!
Some people have said that they actually want to see less light sabers. Not me. I want to see more. Lots more. As a matter of fact I would like to see an entire movie of only light saber wielders!
The story of the Sith/Jedi conflict and watching the Sith and Jedi in lightsaber/Force duels is really the only reason I watch these movies. I enjoy the other stuff along the way, but usually when I rewatch TESB, I skip right to the Dagobah training scenes and the Bespin duel and when I rewatch ROTJ, it's Luke threatening Jabba and then throne room, throne room, throne room.
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Post by shinnickneth on Oct 11, 2017 19:04:41 GMT
The story of the Sith/Jedi conflict and watching the Sith and Jedi in lightsaber/Force duels is really the only reason I watch these movies. I enjoy the other stuff along the way, but usually when I rewatch TESB, I skip right to the Dagobah training scenes and the Bespin duel and when I rewatch ROTJ, it's Luke threatening Jabba and then throne room, throne room, throne room. Hmmm interesting way to watch the movie. Is the title The Last Jedi troubling for you?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2017 19:36:57 GMT
The story of the Sith/Jedi conflict and watching the Sith and Jedi in lightsaber/Force duels is really the only reason I watch these movies. I enjoy the other stuff along the way, but usually when I rewatch TESB, I skip right to the Dagobah training scenes and the Bespin duel and when I rewatch ROTJ, it's Luke threatening Jabba and then throne room, throne room, throne room. Hmmm interesting way to watch the movie. Is the title The Last Jedi troubling for you? Indeed. I said as much back on the imdb board. I'm crossing my fingers that it refers to Luke as a moniker rather than an eventuality. I am also dreading the idea of grey Jedi. Removing the Sith/Jedi conflict and antithesis-type story would create a huge hole in SW for me. I'm not saying that hole couldn't...ummm...be filled, but it would take some extraordinary story creation to match the intrigue I feel about the Sith (and Jedi, but mostly Sith).
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Oct 12, 2017 14:09:30 GMT
GREY force users. Bendu were referenced in Rebels, so maybe?
Or, if they're gonna go with just Jedi and Sith then I want to see lots of them. Armies of them. Not just one or two like we've seen so far. Sure we saw lots of Jedi in the PT but they were kinda... weak? I wanna see lots of light saber ass kicking!
Some people have said that they actually want to see less light sabers. Not me. I want to see more. Lots more. As a matter of fact I would like to see an entire movie of only light saber wielders!
The story of the Sith/Jedi conflict and watching the Sith and Jedi in lightsaber/Force duels is really the only reason I watch these movies. I enjoy the other stuff along the way, but usually when I rewatch TESB, I skip right to the Dagobah training scenes and the Bespin duel and when I rewatch ROTJ, it's Luke threatening Jabba and then throne room, throne room, throne room. Yeah, that's the stuff that sets this apart from any other sci-fi movie. No force, no jedi, no sith = no star wars. Without those things its just a sci-fi action movie. It could still be good, but it wont be star wars.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2017 15:26:48 GMT
What ever Luke does u know it won't surpass wut Ms. Perfect will do. Unfortunately, that might happen. It's a shame really I wanted to see the god tier Jedi Luke became in the EU but thanks to Kennedy's feminist MaRey Sue agenda that's never going to happen.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2017 21:19:36 GMT
Spoilers indicate he'll have an orgy with some Porgs... A Porgy orgy, if you will.
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Post by rateater on Oct 12, 2017 21:48:36 GMT
luke ignites his lightsaber. the green one or maybe a new one.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2017 23:01:20 GMT
Hmmm interesting way to watch the movie. Is the title The Last Jedi troubling for you? Indeed. I said as much back on the imdb board. I'm crossing my fingers that it refers to Luke as a moniker rather than an eventuality. I am also dreading the idea of grey Jedi. Removing the Sith/Jedi conflict and antithesis-type story would create a huge hole in SW for me. I'm not saying that hole couldn't...ummm...be filled, but it would take some extraordinary story creation to match the intrigue I feel about the Sith (and Jedi, but mostly Sith). Don't worry Plageus loving friend. If'n they get rid of da Sith & da Jedi and turn da Force into Disney magic, Tarpals will be there for yousen with a nice, hot bowl of Porg stew! Weesa will get a grand army and put a stop to it!
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