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Post by progressiveelement on Jul 14, 2017 15:59:02 GMT
James Bond - debonair secret agent, kills bad guys, beds girls, suave, sophisticated, has a taste for fine booze and fine meals.
John J. Rambo - former Green Beret, troubled Vietnam veteran, an expert in guerrilla warfare, with guns, with knives with his bare hands, can live off the land and eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To KILL! PERIOD! Win by attrition!!! We don't see him doing a lot of bedding girls and boozing, just brooding, and getting real pissed off and committing mass slaughter on a monumental scale. Can fly choppers and drive tanks too. Pretty handy at first aid - big hole in your torso, Rambo will sort it out by cauterizing it by filling it with gunpowder and lighting it.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jul 15, 2017 10:16:44 GMT
James Bond
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Post by Arlon10 on Jul 15, 2017 11:33:14 GMT
I think you made a good case for Rambo, but I'd have to trust you on that since I am not a follower of either of those series.
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Post by progressiveelement on Jul 15, 2017 11:50:16 GMT
I think you made a good case for Rambo, but I'd have to trust you on that since I am not a follower of either of those series. I didn't mention one cool moment when a chick asks Rambo, "What bring you good luck?" Rambo holds up a big knife, "I guess this."
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Post by Karl Aksel on Jul 15, 2017 12:44:00 GMT
James Bond - debonair secret agent, kills bad guys, beds girls, suave, sophisticated, has a taste for fine booze and fine meals. John J. Rambo - former Green Beret, troubled Vietnam veteran, an expert in guerrilla warfare, with guns, with knives with his bare hands, Bond is also an expert with all sorts of weapons - and bare hands. Bond is trained to be a cold blooded killer, too. Not sure if winning by attrition is relevant or even preferable, though. So can Bond. Bond defibrillated himself - beat that!
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Post by Catman on Jul 15, 2017 13:05:51 GMT
The Doctor.
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Post by Marv on Jul 15, 2017 14:34:57 GMT
In any scenario I see Rambo as the antagonist that Bond has to put down. The movie logic has to favor Bond in that situation.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2017 14:11:22 GMT
Bond, if you skip all the rapey bits.
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Post by scienceisgod on Jul 16, 2017 21:34:15 GMT
Bond, if you skip all the rapey bits. James Bond turns women lesbian.
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Post by lowtacks86 on Jul 16, 2017 21:54:34 GMT
I tried watching the first Rambo, it was quite dull, so Bond.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2017 23:10:21 GMT
Bond, if you skip all the rapey bits. James Bond turns women lesbian. Actually he can fuck lesbians straight. He did it to Pussy Galore in Goldfinger. Bond basically has a magic lesbian-curing dick.
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