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Post by cineastewest on Feb 26, 2017 1:43:05 GMT
This thread is dedicated to movies so lousy you can't believe you actually made it to the end credits.
I just "Deepwater Horizon." How did this piece of crap escape the Razzie nominations? Corny, cliche, hokey, you name it. This movie covers it all. I can't believe that we now have Michael Bay imitators in the game, but Peter Berg has managed to perfectly capture the ineptitude and obnoxiousness of Michael Bay in his own special way. "Deepwater Horizon" is possibly the most vapid, annoyingly crafted program aimed at the brain-dead portion of the American public ever created. From the happy family at breakfast, to the cringing bad guys (John Malkovich in yet another "I'm only in it for the money" role), to country music send out -- Deepwater Horizon was one of the most excruciating films I've managed to sit though. I can see Peter Berg thinking "Those redneck are going to eat this hokem up like warm grits" from his Beverly Hills editing room and he piles on more homespun baloney than "Convoy." God, why are they allowed to make garbage movies like this?
I can't believe I watched the whole thing.
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Post by maxwellperfect on Feb 28, 2017 20:26:18 GMT
Four Rooms (1995)
I never wanted so much to walk out on a movie. Only the Robert Rodriguez portion was worth a damn.
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Post by darkreviewer2013 on Mar 1, 2017 3:28:19 GMT
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
Like, seriously, why did I waste 2 hours of my life on this film?
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Post by filmfan95 on Mar 1, 2017 3:34:50 GMT
Titanic
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2017 3:35:38 GMT
The Mist... wtf man.
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Post by mattjoes on Mar 1, 2017 4:35:05 GMT
I felt that way about The Fisher King. That said, I think it's still probably worth a rewatch; it's been a while, and I guess time changes one's taste and perception!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2017 13:53:57 GMT
Suicide Squad. I mean I thought it was a 7/10 movie.. but i'm amazed I got through it and actually enjoyed it at the end.
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Post by miike80 on Mar 2, 2017 14:50:27 GMT
Suicide Squad, even now I regret watching it till the end. Gone Girl, had I watched only the first hour I would have said it was a good movie
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Post by miike80 on Mar 2, 2017 14:51:19 GMT
This thread is dedicated to movies so lousy you can't believe you actually made it to the end credits. I just "Deepwater Horizon." How did this piece of crap escape the Razzie nominations? Corny, cliche, hokey, you name it. This movie covers it all. I can't believe that we now have Michael Bay imitators in the game, but Peter Berg has managed to perfectly capture the ineptitude and obnoxiousness of Michael Bay in his own special way. "Deepwater Horizon" is possibly the most vapid, annoyingly crafted program aimed at the brain-dead portion of the American public ever created. From the happy family at breakfast, to the cringing bad guys (John Malkovich in yet another "I'm only in it for the money" role), to country music send out -- Deepwater Horizon was one of the most excruciating films I've managed to sit though. I can see Peter Berg thinking "Those redneck are going to eat this hokem up like warm grits" from his Beverly Hills editing room and he piles on more homespun baloney than "Convoy." God, why are they allowed to make garbage movies like this? I can't believe I watched the whole thing. I only made it to minute 25 or so.. not gonna bother with Patriots day |
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Post by cineastewest on Mar 3, 2017 4:50:31 GMT
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) Like, seriously, why did I waste 2 hours of my life on this film? Boy, that was horrible. |
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Post by itsthatguyme on Mar 3, 2017 5:17:04 GMT
Inherent Vice ( aka Incoherent Vice)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2017 5:21:55 GMT
Blackhat
ThanXgiving
La Cage Aux Zombies
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Mar 3, 2017 6:18:52 GMT
Final: the Rapture. Worst movie ever made. I didnt want to finish it but I did.
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Post by poelzig on Mar 3, 2017 6:36:42 GMT
Year One. A friend and I went to see The Hangover and I talked him into sneaking into a second movie for free but he would only "risk it" if he got to pick the free movie. Despite the fact he hates Jack Black he wanted to see Year One. I told him it looked abysmal and that Michael Cera was even more of a douchebag than most millennial but he wouldn't budge.
Twenty minutes into that pile of shit he said I was right and wanted too leave but I refused and we sat through the whole movie. It felt like we were there since the beginning of time but he learned to NEVER question my taste in films again. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2017 4:49:06 GMT
Manchester by the Sea
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Post by brownstones on Mar 4, 2017 5:01:39 GMT
Freddy Got Fingered. I had heard how bad it was, and when it was listed on the TV guide I had to watch it. I wish I didn't, kind of broke me.
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