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Post by stefancrosscoe on May 16, 2017 18:15:54 GMT
I believe you. But only a sick mf would investigate most of those titles in the first place.  A lot of those crappy titles are taken from Mill Creeks 50 "classic" movie set, and I ended up throwing time and money away on a box that I think was called, 50 chilling "classics", and they all loked like they were filmed by some drunk movie students in a dark basement, and not even if they included the greatest pair of tits ever seen, could they make me want to re-watch any of them. Better off dead, instead. My "favorite" was a piece of trash that read 55 minutes, turned out this epic tale of some zombie killing madmen, went on for almost 4 goddamn hours. I did not sleep very well that night. The only one I would save from that list is Alexander (2004). Disappointing certainly, no doubt a lot of money wasted, some bad miscasting for sure. But it does have some excellent scenes along with the schlock. You need to judge it on the Alexander Revisited cut which is closest to Stone's concept. I gave it a 6 out of 10 for trying. I tried, I really did, but Alexander and the other sword and sand movie that year, with was it Brad Pitt? These kind of movies are not my type of entertainment, and I gave Alexander a kind 2/10, but I did not, and will probably never again see it, but compared to a lot of the titles I named above, it is still far a long shot away of being the absolute worst film I have ever witnessed. |
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Post by bondfan90 on May 16, 2017 18:58:36 GMT
Casino Royale (1967) is one of the worst films i have ever seen! Different directors have different styles of shooting, which meajt that the film was all over the place because the film had 5 of them.
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Post by geezer on Jul 1, 2017 9:28:53 GMT
Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park, (made for TV)
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Post by geralmar on Jul 6, 2017 19:53:09 GMT
Philosophy of a Knife (2008). Just what the world needed: a pretentious four-hour Russian gore flick based on a true WWII atrocity. I admit I woke up around the two-hour mark at the bit with the cockroaches; but otherwise I was keenly aware that I was squandering precious hours of my life. For a more lively (and shorter) presentation of the same horrors, I recommend the Chinese movie Men Behind the Sun (1988). Reportedly the budget was so low the director had to use an actual corpse for the scene with the pressure chamber, and the autopsy was on a real child.
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Post by joekiddlouischama on Jul 7, 2017 6:20:21 GMT
I am not sure about the "worst movie" that I have ever seen, but the recently released Their Finest was about as bad as any film that I have ever viewed in the theater. Tonally erratic, overly sentimental, and drenched in a sugary score, the movie constituted a major disappointment.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2017 21:49:17 GMT
Birdemic.
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Post by geezer on Jul 18, 2017 1:24:46 GMT
Yes, especially since these were big "blockbusters" that made so much money. Same for Transformers and many of the comic book superhero movies. |
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Post by geezer on Jul 18, 2017 1:26:34 GMT
Almost ALL SciFi channel movies. I much rather watch a cheesy 50's B-movie.
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Post by moviemouth on Jul 18, 2017 4:12:39 GMT
A Serious Man sticks out like a sore thumb.
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Post by mysterioman007 on Jul 18, 2017 16:35:55 GMT
Zombie Lake (1981)
Little Nicky
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li
Rollerball remake
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