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Post by ShadowSouL on Jul 22, 2017 5:59:24 GMT
Aside from almost sounding like an online video (especially with Marisa Tomei in the role -- or Sally Field, even), I could see that being a literal red "spider," as in it's later revealed -- or explained -- that Peter is just cosplaying, perhaps in an authentic replica suit provided to him by Tony as a reward for/souvenir of his "internship."
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Jul 29, 2017 4:30:19 GMT
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE OLD HAG AUNT MAY FROM THE RAIMI MOVIES?!?!?!??!!??!!!1
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Post by filmfan95 on Jul 29, 2017 15:57:48 GMT
It wouldn't be too far off from the comics. In one of the early ones, Aunt May found his costume, and Peter claimed that it was just a costume he was going to use to prank someone. But Aunt May didn't like that idea and confiscated the costume. Then Peter had to make do by buying a Halloween Spider-Man costume, which ended up stretching out and riding up during a Battle with one of his enemies. Hilarious storyline. I'd like to see that one of these days. The Steve Ditko Spider-Man era has always been my favorite.
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Post by ArArArchStanton on Jul 29, 2017 16:06:56 GMT
Aside from almost sounding like an online video (especially with Marisa Tomei in the role -- or Sally Field, even), I could see that being a literal red "spider," as in it's later revealed -- or explained -- that Peter is just cosplaying, perhaps in an authentic replica suit provided to him by Tony as a reward for/souvenir of his "internship." Except if you're in her situation, you know this Spiderman person has popped up in your area of New York and then suddenly Tony Stark shows up with an "internship" for Peter that she gets no details for and then she catches him in an authentic spiderman suit. Come on. You think she's going to buy that it's just cosplay? seriously? |
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Post by barkingbaphomet on Jul 29, 2017 17:03:16 GMT
Aside from almost sounding like an online video (especially with Marisa Tomei in the role -- or Sally Field, even) huh? |
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Jul 29, 2017 22:36:11 GMT
Aside from almost sounding like an online video (especially with Marisa Tomei in the role -- or Sally Field, even) huh? That's what I was saying! |
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Post by filmfan95 on Jul 30, 2017 0:37:05 GMT
Aside from almost sounding like an online video (especially with Marisa Tomei in the role -- or Sally Field, even), I could see that being a literal red "spider," as in it's later revealed -- or explained -- that Peter is just cosplaying, perhaps in an authentic replica suit provided to him by Tony as a reward for/souvenir of his "internship." Except if you're in her situation, you know this Spiderman person has popped up in your area of New York and then suddenly Tony Stark shows up with an "internship" for Peter that she gets no details for and then she catches him in an authentic spiderman suit. Come on. You think she's going to buy that it's just cosplay? seriously? I never thought of it that way, but yeah, I guess that's true. Though movies often have inconsistencies anyway, so I can still see it happening. |
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Jul 30, 2017 0:50:39 GMT
Except if you're in her situation, you know this Spiderman person has popped up in your area of New York and then suddenly Tony Stark shows up with an "internship" for Peter that she gets no details for and then she catches him in an authentic spiderman suit. Come on. You think she's going to buy that it's just cosplay? seriously? I never thought of it that way, but yeah, I guess that's true. Though movies often have inconsistencies anyway, so I can still see it happening. So basically you consider the entire film a complete failure. |
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Post by filmfan95 on Jul 30, 2017 2:49:34 GMT
I never thought of it that way, but yeah, I guess that's true. Though movies often have inconsistencies anyway, so I can still see it happening. So basically you consider the entire film a complete failure. No. You are putting words into my mouth that I didn't say. You are going to have a lot of trouble in life if you keep jumping to conclusions like that. |
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Jul 30, 2017 2:51:53 GMT
So basically you consider the entire film a complete failure. No. You are putting words into my mouth that I didn't say. You are going to have a lot of trouble in life if you keep jumping to conclusions like that. How much of a failure do you consider it to be? |
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Post by filmfan95 on Jul 30, 2017 5:14:29 GMT
No. You are putting words into my mouth that I didn't say. You are going to have a lot of trouble in life if you keep jumping to conclusions like that. How much of a failure do you consider it to be? I think that it is a wonderful film. |
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Jul 30, 2017 5:25:32 GMT
How much of a failure do you consider it to be? I think that it is a wonderful film. Oh. |
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Post by _ on Jul 30, 2017 5:36:59 GMT
I think that it is a wonderful film. Oh. So basically, he considers it to be a wonderful failure. |
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Post by sostie on Jul 30, 2017 14:59:08 GMT
This is the one element of SMH I found unbelievable - wouldn't most teenage boys be trying to walk in on Marisa Tomei when she was undressing? His waste paper bin should be full of web encrusted tissues.
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Jul 30, 2017 15:15:50 GMT
So basically, he considers it to be a wonderful failure.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2017 16:32:51 GMT
There are far worse things to walk in on a teenage boy doing.
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Post by DC-Fan on Jul 30, 2017 16:52:13 GMT
This is the one element of SMH I found unbelievable - wouldn't most teenage boys be trying to walk in on Marisa Tomei when she was undressing? His waste paper bin should be full of web encrusted tissues. So you had sexual fantasies about your aunt when you were a teenager? That's as creepy as 50-year old Tony Stark spying on a high school kid and a guy named "Happy" hanging around the boys' bathroom at a high school waiting to meet with a high school kid in the bathroom. |
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Post by sostie on Jul 30, 2017 17:31:54 GMT
This is the one element of SMH I found unbelievable - wouldn't most teenage boys be trying to walk in on Marisa Tomei when she was undressing? His waste paper bin should be full of web encrusted tissues. So you had sexual fantasies about your aunt when you were a teenager? That's as creepy as 50-year old Tony Stark spying on a high school kid and a guy named "Happy" hanging around the boys' bathroom at a high school waiting to meet with a high school kid in the bathroom. You sir, are a humourless knocker of cocks. |
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Jul 30, 2017 17:42:40 GMT
So you had sexual fantasies about your aunt when you were a teenager? That's as creepy as 50-year old Tony Stark spying on a high school kid and a guy named "Happy" hanging around the boys' bathroom at a high school waiting to meet with a high school kid in the bathroom. You sir, are a humourless knocker of cocks.  |
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Post by ShadowSouL on Jul 31, 2017 5:15:05 GMT
This is the one element of SMH I found unbelievable - wouldn't most teenage boys be trying to walk in on Marisa Tomei when she was undressing? His waste paper bin should be full of web encrusted tissues. That's what I was saying! |
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