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Post by itsthatguyme on Jul 28, 2017 9:36:18 GMT
First off..it makes no sense that he even has a cape. He can fly regardless..it serves no practical purpose like Batmans cape. Also..It's such an Aristocratic thing to wear. The Only people that wear capes are like Dukes and Barons Superman doesn't strike me as that fancy a guy. It serves no purpose. Also. He only had one suit , right? How did it keep growing as he grew? Ok. Maybe it's a special Alien fabric. Fair enough. So HOW can it not leave a bulge under his Clark Kent clothes? Does the Alien fabric automatically compress too? Not even to mentions the boots.
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Post by naterdawg on Jul 28, 2017 11:50:50 GMT
Whatever. Just don't pull on it.
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Post by tresix on Jul 28, 2017 12:35:02 GMT
First off..it makes no sense that he even has a cape. He can fly regardless..it serves no practical purpose like Batmans cape. Also..It's such an Aristocratic thing to wear. The Only people that wear capes are like Dukes and Barons Superman doesn't strike me as that fancy a guy. It serves no purpose. Also. He only had one suit , right? How did it keep growing as he grew? Ok. Maybe it's a special Alien fabric. Fair enough. So HOW can it not leave a bulge under his Clark Kent clothes? Does the Alien fabric automatically compress too? Not even to mentions the boots. In the pre-"Crisis" DC Universe, Superman's cape (in fact, his whole costume) was made from Kryptonian cloth. Like Superman, it was indestructible. On some occasions, he would wrap Lois or Jimmy in it to protect them from something dangerous. Also, initially, it used to only come down to the back of Superman's knees. In the Henry Cavill movies, it seems to come down to his ankles like Batman's. I prefer it at his knees. Also, in the current DCU, it was revealed that his costume was no longer indestructible unless it was right up against Superman's body. This would "protect" the costume, but not the cape. Martha would have to make him a new cape practically every issue. |
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Post by taylorfirst1 on Jul 28, 2017 13:45:28 GMT
Repeat to yourself, "It's just a comic book, I should really just relax."
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Post by Catman on Jul 28, 2017 16:41:45 GMT
It's a fashion statement.
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Post by mysterioman007 on Aug 5, 2017 16:05:02 GMT
Superman and Batman's rivalry clearly includes "cape envy".
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Post by barkingbaphomet on Aug 5, 2017 18:12:01 GMT
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Sept 18, 2017 20:53:49 GMT
Repeat to yourself, "It's just a comic book, I should really just relax." ^^^THIS^^^. SOOOO^^^THIS^^^. |
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Post by Primemovermithrax Pejorative on Sept 18, 2017 20:58:24 GMT
I think the cape was a visual aid in the comics to make motion easier to depict.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2017 21:31:46 GMT
Repeat to yourself, "It's just a comic book, I should really just relax." +1 for the MST3K reference |
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Sept 18, 2017 21:38:18 GMT
So HOW can it not leave a bulge under his Clark Kent clothes? I think you might be staring at the wrong spot. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2017 4:50:55 GMT
So HOW can it not leave a bulge under his Clark Kent clothes? I think you might be staring at the wrong spot. Do you feel though honestly like they are under-representing their base? Like, I'm no homo but they make chicks with big ass tits(powergirl)....(drool) mmmm powergirl....yet all the dudes have like no package? I know if I was in spandex saving the city flying around my balls would get there before I would. C'mon comics! We need a Big dick swinging, ass kicking, woman laying, beer chugging, fight ending bad ass! A man's man! Dressed in flannel and with an axe! That's the hero for our times |
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Post by gbone on Sept 19, 2017 12:54:30 GMT
Isn't it what he was wrapped in as a baby when he was sent here? Maybe he keeps it as a keepsake.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Sept 19, 2017 18:41:27 GMT
I think the cape was a visual aid in the comics to make motion easier to depict. ^^^THIS^^^ |
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Post by Stammerhead on Sept 20, 2017 0:06:57 GMT
He's a farmer boy at heart and farmer boys love wearing capes. Or is that flamer boys?  |
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Post by barkingbaphomet on Sept 20, 2017 0:42:16 GMT
Isn't it what he was wrapped in as a baby when he was sent here? Maybe he keeps it as a keepsake. Superman's cape is a diaper  |
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Post by poelzig on Sept 20, 2017 4:21:30 GMT
Isn't it what he was wrapped in as a baby when he was sent here? Maybe he keeps it as a keepsake. Superman's cape is a diaper Actually I think it was a blanket. It's odd that your thought process went straight to a diaper. Does that mean you have shit for brains or do your parents wrap you in a diaper? |
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Post by barkingbaphomet on Sept 20, 2017 5:03:45 GMT
Superman's cape is a diaper Actually I think it was a blanket. It's odd that your thought process went straight to a diaper. Does that mean you have shit for brains or do your parents wrap you in a diaper? i think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think General Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts. |
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Post by poelzig on Sept 20, 2017 5:34:54 GMT
Actually I think it was a blanket. It's odd that your thought process went straight to a diaper. Does that mean you have shit for brains or do your parents wrap you in a diaper? i think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think General Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts. You need to learn how to stop worrying. |
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