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Post by moonchild on Aug 13, 2020 23:46:08 GMT
Me & Kat Dennings were having sex...Wait that wasn’t a dream.. it was real. My mistake You crack me up with her 
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Post by Feologild Oakes on Aug 23, 2020 14:44:38 GMT
I had a dream that Lois Lane found out that Superman had 88 children and MacGayver was the half brother of Superman. And that every woman Superman had slept with had a small shield with the letter S inside their body. And one of the women who had a child with Clark Kent was the actress Melissa Rauch from the Big Band Theory. And if the shield with the letter S was taken out of the woman`s body she would die. And all of the 88 children that Superman had with 88 different women looked like
And all of the children of Superman looked like Christopher Reeve
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Post by Vodkie on Aug 30, 2020 13:30:02 GMT
I dreamed I'm looking in southern calfornia visiting and looking at apartments to move into
I find one in upland, california that I am really fond of, only because it has a fast food place I like directly at the complex.
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Post by autumn on Aug 30, 2020 16:07:25 GMT
Isn't it peculiar that the more you try to remember last night's dream, the more quickly it evaporates?
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Post by Vodkie on Sept 4, 2020 21:13:25 GMT
me and 6 other people - my roommate, her grand daughter, the grand daughter's other grandma, my deceased mother (she wasn't dead in the dream) and my brother we were walking for 15 miles north on one street to get to allentown, pa
We just had to check out the scenery and it just didn't have the same feel as it did driving through it. so we spent all day walking for 15 miles.
So about 14 miles in, Someone robs me at gun point. He doesn't want money. He wants my clothes and demands I get naked except I can keep my shoes and socks.
so once we get to the 15th mile, I'm forced to run into walmart naked and beg them not to call the cops.
they call the cops but surprisingly I don't get arrested for indecent exposure when I explain the situation. the cops have been looking for this guy.
so I get clothes and as we head home, we go a different route that involves being on a boat in a river.
and my brother is the boat. Apparently he was inflatable and turned into a boat. about half way home, he crashed into a hollywood video rental store (it still existed in my dream).
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Post by JHA Durant on Sept 8, 2020 13:20:30 GMT
I had a relatively short dream that I was on a big bus. This particular bus had a toilet cubicle compartment on it (exactly like those long distance buses have). Anyway, someone took a shit in the toilet and it ruined everyone's life. There were children crying uncontrollably, farmers with their heads in their hands, couples arguing, both on and off the bus. I seemed to be reasonably unaffected, because my thinking seemed to be that "that's what toilets are for, right?"
It was the first dream in a long time where I wasn't the cause of everyone's misery in some way.
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Post by Feologild Oakes on Sept 10, 2020 22:18:48 GMT
I had a dream that Darth Vadar kicked an old man to death in a night club while people stood around applauding him.
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Post by autumn on Sept 10, 2020 22:38:30 GMT
I don't remember, but I woke up with my dog's foot in my mouth.
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Post by Vodkie on Sept 11, 2020 0:18:38 GMT
I was walking on sunset blvd in los Angeles looking for Amoeba music.
I got lost and couldn't tell which direction I was supposed to go in
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Post by Prime etc. on Sept 11, 2020 0:35:27 GMT
I dreamed I was somewhere like a mall or school (often have dreams about such locations) and met Groucho Marx, but he looked way younger and fatter than he should have. Yet I could accept the fact that it was him even though he looked nothing like him, but what I could not accept was the realization no one was wearing masks--so that woke me up.
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Post by klandersen on Sept 11, 2020 15:12:25 GMT
I dreamed I was somewhere like a mall or school (often have dreams about such locations) and met Groucho Marx, but he looked way younger and fatter than he should have. Yet I could accept the fact that it was him even though he looked nothing like him, but what I could not accept was the realization no one was wearing masks--so that woke me up. I too often have dreams in malls and schools. Usually when I am looking for a bathroom in a dream (often an indication that in reality I have to pee) I will be in a school in the gym area and go to the locker room to try to find a toilet or a simple urinal. Sometimes I'll dream of my childhood home and enter one of the bathrooms and notice it is being renovated and there is no longer a toilet in the room.
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Post by JHA Durant on Sept 12, 2020 3:08:21 GMT
Last night I dreamt that I was organising a drama class, and we were faithfully recreating the Lost episode "The Shape of Things to Come", which is one of my most favourite episodes of the show. We had real guns and everything, so we had to find ways to make them fire without being dangerous. To blow off steam, many of the participants ran around with the guns pretending to shoot each other with them. Somehow no one got shot, either that or the dream ended before someone got shot.  |
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Post by autumn on Sept 12, 2020 17:01:18 GMT
Again, I don't remember, but again, I had my dog's foot in my mouth. I'm sensing a pattern here.
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Post by klandersen on Sept 15, 2020 12:43:39 GMT
Mine was weird (as usual) but sort of interesting which is probably why I remembered part of it.
I was at a school or a church it was supposed to be my work place. At first I walked down some halls. Then I was in a room that was open like the lobby of a library. I was at a table or desk next to one of my friends who was supposed to be a generic co-worker. He mentions to me that I look dreadful and ill. My brow is furrowed and he says that I have the Rona. A brown-nosing manager wannabe is suddenly there with an electronic thermometer that is a plastic box the looks kind of like those hand held Nintendo DS videogame things that open up with the two screens. He claims I temperature is super high. I insist on taking my temperature myself and for some reason another thermometer is used. This one is a green plastic sheet (notebook size 8.5 x 11) with a tiny sensor that is grid screened like a cell phone speaker and about the size of a nickel slot. maybe one inch wide and only about 1/4 inch high oval pill shaped. The digital display is also a very small screen about that same size with the high numbers flipping and scrolling by. I have difficulties getting the thing to work and to see the display in the proper light. That is were things ended or went on to a different dream.
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Post by Vodkie on Sept 15, 2020 14:17:16 GMT
my friend's ex-girlfriend (They were still together in the dream) was trying to get him to have sex with me because she wanted to watch
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Post by Salzmank on Sept 27, 2020 12:04:12 GMT
Yesterday morning (9/26/20):
I’m at a French train station that is not a train station and not in France. You can get there by the New York Subway, and it’s an airport, even though it has trains and no airplanes. I’m there with my uncles and my cousin. Everyone, alas, is still wearing a mask. I turn away from my family, walk past a corner drugstore, and enter a small café. My friend, who is attending graduate school in another country and can’t come back home because of COVID-19, is there.
I’m amazed; I say, “How did you come back?”
He says, “Well, I have to learn how to dispense medication, and I’m only allowed to learn it in this airport.”
That makes sense to me, and I’m just happy he’s back.
I say, “It’s weird, you’re not just on the computer screen anymore, you’re actually here!”
He says, “I’m real, I’m here!”
Waking up to find that wasn’t true was pretty sad.
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Post by Vodkie on Oct 25, 2020 15:45:48 GMT
My mother, sister and I were paid 10 million dollars each for a job that lasted 3 months and we were paid up front.
Mary J Blige owned a house somewhere in northern california near a huge shopping mall.
We were hired to live in it and be housekeepers while she was over seas on tour for 3 months. She didn't trust the house being left alone for that long.
It was a small one-story, four bedroom house that was in a neighborhood where she was the only celebrity in that neigbhorhood so she constantly attracted attention. She didn't trust the home to be left alone. So she hired us to live in it because she wanted people to think she sold it and moved out while she did this tour.
So I'm at this nearby mall. It has both Walmart and sam's club... in the same store. Certain items had stickers on them that said "Sam's club members only"
I keep calling my mom to pick me up from the mall and she keeps telling me to take the bus because my sister took the car to get groceries.
only problem is that the local transit's website down and so is their phone lines so I can't get any info on what route I'm supposed to get on
so I get on a bus and the driver told me he stopped near the street were lived on. Only to find out, there's 2 of them. One's an "Ave", one's a "Road". We were on the "road" but the bus went to the "ave".
So I just took the bus back to the mall since the route looped it's self back to the mall.
Then I find my sister shopping at the Walmart/Sam's Club Combo store. So i stay with her so i can get a ride home
Then we decide to check out a music store that selling used cds, tapes and records.
So as we're looking at the music selection, something ain't right. All of the covers are fake. The tapes, records and CD discs are not fake, just their album covers are.
Every album cover is a fan made drawing or photoshopped pic created and re-printed by the store owner.
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Post by Feologild Oakes on Oct 25, 2020 19:13:32 GMT
The last dream i remember was that i was having sex with actress Ginnifer Goodwin in the backseat of a Taxi while her husband Josh Dallas was driving. |
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Post by Vodkie on Oct 26, 2020 15:59:57 GMT
I was trying to return a vibrator to Stater Bros., a grocery store in southern california
for some reason they were selling sex toys. i bought one and it didn't work so I wanted my money back
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Oct 26, 2020 16:29:58 GMT
OMG perfect timing! I don't usually remember my dreams, even when I wake up with a vague feeling that I had one. But a few days ago I had one that I do remember and for some reason it has stayed with me emotionally. In the dream I was a big Mack truck type driver, even though I've never driven that type truck ever irl. Anyway in the dream I drive through an over pass. The truck is so tall that the overpass is under the truck! Its like the truck was a triple decker or something. So I smash that, but the the truck keeps driving, and I cant or wont stop it. Then I drive into a construction area to get out of the way of people and smash up a whole mess of other things. I'm trying to drive out of the way of people and constructs there too, and only being 50% successful. Finally the truck stops, and the dreams skips over to when the cops have caught up to me, and they tell me that I killed at least one person. I cry, because I caused a death, and I know that I'll be going to jail. Then I wake up. WTF?
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